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# Help! I just partitioned my kitten, but I can't get the tail driver to work anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# that is
fantastico!

the very idea of partitioning a kitten is sublime
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:12, archived)
# ho
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# fvck me backwards
with a kipper in my ear, that caused coke nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# mmm, I see the problem.
Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# that great!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# foul brew
(dookie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Hee hee!
Ahhhh....my kind of humour :-)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)
# theese is mi bi-atches aaight.





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Woo!
Bling Bling!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# I've just realised
THE FEAR is partly a belly button.
I thought for a while I thought it was a boob
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# Who made the fear, anyway?
Someone must be responsible :)
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# twas spacefish
it caused pickledpizza to exclaim in terror:

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# FEAR!!!!
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Ahhhh...
You'd be amazed how many more things I've seen here make sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# I've realised
that you actually live here don't you! Deary me.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# How the West was won.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# hehehehheheheheh
ahahahha

does he fire bananas?

do I really want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Seeing as we're - bush-bashing

here's a pic of his new minister for hand-jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# hee hee.
I've got that puppet somewhere around here (not George).
PS You're missing a dot between members and optus in your URL.
Eerily similar to this.

[edit] oh, you noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Gawd, I am so lazy
I too have an Optus account which entitles me to 50MB of free web hosting. But I haven't bothered to fire it up and still try to squeeze everything into 3MB at MSN Grous.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# Hi Indole
I am to lazy to fix my browser (micorshafted) and as such am unable to get msn going from home!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Gidday Zank
You're probably better off with Optus anyway. One fine day I'll install an FTP client and sort out my own space, because I have to keep on deleting stuff at MSN to stay under the storage limit.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# you can use IE to upload to ftp sites...
ie:
ftp://username:[email protected]

suck it and see!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)
# I'm Back
I bought a new power supply from Maplin, and basically it failed and fucked everything except the graphics card and fdd.

I took it back and not only did they replace everything, but upgraded it all too without question.

What lovely people Maplin are. And not bad - a complete upgrade of parts worth about £250, for just £25.
(salbot, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)
# tiny clanger was a little shocked by her lastest find on clanger moon




clickage = biggage


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# Dave never could get the hang of practical jokes..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# or Advertising!


sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:30, archived)
# check the game
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/games/showcards/A/ant_city.html

Thanks to Channel 4 :) hehe giant magnifying glass!
(KD, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# that's brilliant
I just blew up the city
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# woo
and and big yay for the truck... (and the screams)
(KD, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Only the bravest soldiers were able to look into the eyes of... The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Not all Nebulae get a name...
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# cock jokes?
on a sunday?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Woo!
You, Sir, have just provided me with an excellent idea. Watch h this space..
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# I asked the Irreverand what he thought...

Do you think he should be a regular?
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# could be where
the Big Bang started...



aye,the abercrombie...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# techy question
can I run an apple monitor off a pc? or,as I suspect,are we into matter/anti-matter territory?...anybody? bueller?
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# for the really nice
widescreen apple monitor (and all new apple monitors I think) you have to get a special graphics card with the right output connection...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)
# ahhh...
tis for that very reason...23'' widescreen...yum-ola...I shall now investigate further...many thanks,dear boy...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# yeah
I looked for the same reason a while back. The apple connection stuff is called ADC, and I think you can buy some (expensive) graphics cards that output to those monitors. I found stuff on google, but I can't remember anything specific.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# weurgh...hardware!
getting a fuckoff card anyway for 3D animation,so spunking another -relative- large amount on another card to drive one of those puppies I can live with...cheers,anyway...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Apple
Sell an ADC to DVI connector on their website. Costs $150 IIRc. You could use that to connect it up to a PC.
Edit: Found it
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)
# marvellous!
many thanks,dear boy,many thanks...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Also...
Apple monitors, IIRC, have a different connector to a normal PC monitor.

So connecting them might be a bitch.
(Nocturnia, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Most connects will fit into other connecting slots
If you have a big enough hammer.

Guess who failed computing at uni?
(Seaneeboy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# you can get an adapter
or make one- there's plans on the interweb somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:20, archived)
# George?
Where's George?
I'm not Jolly or Green!
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Bonjour
zut alors, tres bon
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# FAO Fnord or Munkton
sorry to hijack, but not sure if you are reading back this far..

Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)
# sorry matey
I'm having difficulty optimising wavs also, they're either too big, or the sound quality is shite..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# what are you
using the wavs for? are you sequencing them? if not, maybe mp3s will do?

tell me and I shall have a sniff of my crystal ball.

You can mail me at b3ta[at]universalconstructors[dot]com if'n you like.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:47, archived)
# no probs -- thanks for replying
I just can't understand why one third of a 220k wav ends up as 200k.
I guess it is resampling it or something, and is kinda not intended to make things small, rather to produce the best sound.

Annoying.....I will try another tool
(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# cool edit
rocks my world - it always saves at the same sample/bit rate as the original file (unless you tell it otherwise) - I find it a lot more friendly than Soundforge.

Have a looky here
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# thanks
Uni.....looking :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# here he is
safe and sound

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Uni-Dextrous Pink Hippo
Ahhh there he is - I was starting to fret!
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# Im going to have to steal
those puppet pics, for future nefarious purposes
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Oh no!
not nefearious purposes?!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# holy jeebus!
.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Imosters!
That can't be them - they have TWO arms each!
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# hahahhaa
well it made me laugh

sorry God
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Ah, the classics
They never go out or style.
(ccradio, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# aaaah, sparky.
I love him.


(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)
# don't be scared
i'm you're fndly pian

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)
# does the backgournd src tune work for youthen?
it dont for me! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# no - on this page?
but I remember who sparky is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Its impossible to get a copy of the whole thing
without paying outlandish prices, I have a sample I captured here tho...
sparky
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# i get a big
404 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# ey op!
click on me profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# still no worky
i try copying link and pasting to Media Player and it starts downloading a codec but stops 60% in and won;t do anything else now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I really don't know what I was thinking
hometown.aol.com/mnb098mnb/mnb/neighbours.html

when I made the above.
edit: it's flash btw.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)
# I had to watch that
all the way through before I got it!

For a bit I thought roller skater boy was going to be anally intruded by the goat.

ace!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)
# you'll have to pay a monthly subscription
to see the goat anal intrusion.
sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)
# no
kidding?

I'll get me goat!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)
# koit!
are the b3ta albums printed now?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)
# yes
they are

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Okay here's the Sultans Of Spong (Lyrics by Pob)
Sultans Of Spong I'll give you a link to the lyrics in less than the time it'll take you to download.
(Koit you've got a namecheck in this btw)
Lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)
# that is smart
.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)
# i'm laughing
like a lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# woo
woo - thanks all

Nice guitaring........but cant hear the lyrics though........
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)

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