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# Allanon858 PhD
did i see you that you're an Oregon type?
Lovely state, got a few folks in and around Portland.
What's the weather like at the mo as i'm flying out next Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# Yes sir
I am an Oregonian, from around portland, but I'm in Texas for grad school. My friends back home told me that the weather has turned crappy. It's cold and starting to get rainy. Bring warm clothes and a rain coat. Where about in Oregon are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Flying to Seattle (cos it's a lot cheaper)
then heading down to Portland.
My Uncle lives there (always been like a big brother to me). Grandma lives in Eugene
Can't wait, it's been a couple of years since i've taken a 'proper' holiday abroad.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:45, archived)
# I'm sorry
I try to limit my time in Eugene to none. Make sure you hit the brew pubs, got plenty of them aned they're all pretty good. Great microbrew beers all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:48, archived)
# Oh come now...
Eugene is great if you enjoy burning dumpsters on the street with the football players from the university or are a hopeless dead head who's stuck 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# uhm
i want to kill joey harington, care to help me? as for the hippies, i'd like to run them over in my rents SUV.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# Ugh
Get in line, I've got a friend who would always get photos taken of her with Joey, but she'd later use them for voodoo stuff. Joey's shilling cars for one of the local dealers on the TV now, what a smug bastard he is.

There's too many hippies for a simple SUV smushing, you'd need a brigade of tanks or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)
# I've formed a coalition
there's a lot of us and we're all ready to kill Joey Harrington. He even gets on the news here in Texas! I'm glad I'm out of Oregon because I would seriously destroy my tv if I saw him over and over in commercials. I'm glad he got stuck with the shittiest team in the NFL. Eat that you piano playing, wuss. Did you hear he cried to his daddy when they lost to OSU?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Bah ha - what a big girl!
I fortunately have this amazing ability to ignore football, but the one who bothers me more than Joey is Josh Willsuckcox because he keeps trying really hard to do this football to professional wrestling crossover. He's ass at football, but even more ass at wrasslin.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# haha
that's a pretty fair description.
I'm only going to head down there to see my gran. Gonna spend most of my time up in Portland.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)
# hehe
i remember them from last time i was over!

roll on next weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Hah - I'm in Oregon right this second
I'm south of Portland though. It's fairly cold, been raining for a few days straight, though currently there's a yellow orb in the sky frightening the natives.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# where?
from Beaverton area myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# The bad place
that starts with "E"
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Oxfords Park and Ride was getting rediculous
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# The Maori's experiment with a new, more terrifying version of the Hakka
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Seeing as no-one else is going to say it...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Question
hi..wich progrqam are u using when u do the movies with sounds and all?
(ravskegg, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# flash!

aaah-aaah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# lol!
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# he saved everyone of us...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# i thought he
"saved only one of us"
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)
# hehe
but..programs name?
(ravskegg, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# *ahem*
flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:45, archived)
# ...
ok..and where do i find it?
(ravskegg, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# the demo version
is here
or you could try swish
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)
# flash
.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
# I feel a repost coming on...
Spazzback clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# I know this is not the place
but edonkey is blocked by my uni firewall.

Anyone downloaded buffy 7.02 and want to share ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:15, archived)
# Hey flibz
I'll do it again. I've also got the 1st two episodes of firefly if you want 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# never seen it. what is it ?
erm, I'll need to install a new ftp server on my pc cost the last one was shite...

wanna go to m3ss3nger...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Firefly is really cool
it's about this rag tag group of space junkies. They're flying around in space looking for anything to make money.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# It's like Red Dwarf.
But without the humour/class.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:26, archived)
# Firefly is
the new thing from Joss "I never sleep" Whedon. It's future thing. Renegade cowboys in space kinda thing. Not too sure about it yet. I'm in m3ss3ng3r now.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# I'd love to share
but I didn't download seeing how I watched it on TV Tuesday night. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# bloody americans
:P
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# :)
we love our neighbors across the pond. Sorry your tv isn't up to speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# currently
i don't even *have* a tv.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# you're missing
absolutely bog-all. apart from teletubbies. Telly at the mo is at the worst it's been for years, apart from Bill Bailey on Buzzcocks which is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# Is it true what they say
About rhinos and their fire fighting abilities?

I can only hope!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Another public service
provided by the dashing and daring rhino fire brigade


Clicky for smaller
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# I liked
the still image version, but that one is just class!

Three front pages this weekend! Yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# Thanks
and a congrats to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# i like it....
woo and yay, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# i'm thinking of changing network
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:04, archived)
# I hate to do this but....
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:44, archived)
# good luck
with getting some dough
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:52, archived)
# thanks
what do you think will improve my chances?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
# a
job?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:59, archived)
# send it to you're godparents
they may be hipper than your parents
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# hmmm
that sounds like a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:05, archived)
# haha!
extra giggles for the pimp bender
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# arigato
Mr. Roboto
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:20, archived)
# evning all
had a lovely day with the family, and Gerrald popped round for tea, he'd like to wish you all a good day!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:43, archived)
# ahhh goodevening old boy!
wonderful weather for this kind of year what!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# gerrald
is asking if any one has a GnT available and can he pop round.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)
# tell gerald
he looks a bit queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# he is
a bit queer, whatch out he fancies you
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# hee hee
tell gerald if i wasn't involved i would...
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:00, archived)
# he
just dropped his monacle in shock
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# that'd be funny
to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:06, archived)
# I will leave that open to anyone who wants to do it.
I can't animate for toffee
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:10, archived)
# not even if it's...
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ttoooofffffeeeeeee! I could try but
56k and a need to go to sleep soon will stop me for today, Munkt0n said he may try and do it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:18, archived)
# certainly
I'll open a jar of capers for him
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
# and
don't foget the olives and feta
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# I saaay...
DO mind the poachers.
(Wilzon321, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 3:59, archived)
# how simply splendid!
i heartily approve!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)
# thank you
I seem to have created a new way for my release of hummus, get a nice pic and draw all over it. I like letting it out that way, better for the 56k connection at home too.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
# well it works!
it's a very friendly style, i think
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# all I need is a good supply
of top class animal pics, and I will be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# hehehehe
thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# he is
simply wonderful. and i would have said so earlier, but my internet connection appears to be crippled.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:10, archived)
# I'm sure it's glasscock by now.

But this movie is hilarious
The end is the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# yes.
it may well be the oldest glass cock in internet history. but glass cocks don't bother me, so I'm not complaining. I like the exploding whale site and I think everyone needs to see the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:47, archived)
# I don't mind...
why? Because it has to do with my state! Yay for Oregon and exploding whales!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# say hi
to fred, toody and andrew from me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:02, archived)
# uhm....
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
# Oh man, that's an obscure one
54-40 or fight, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

That Fred, Toody and Andrew... Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:20, archived)
# it's too late for this thread
but yes. tell em jake from germany said hi.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)
# I woudn't have linked to it if it weren't for
"We had to run for our lives fromt he falling chunks of exploded whale blubber".

Oh My Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:51, archived)
# typical friday evening
down at the duckpond in essex*



*essex chosen 'cos they say 'bird' dahn there, awoight?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)
# I was going to laugh
but I was just too horrified. there's something really eerie about that picture. laughter woo yays exchange at 1=1 for horror woo yays, and you get plenty of those from me!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:49, archived)
# That's the current
woo/horror exchange innit? Smart. :)

I'm just impressed I managed to cut out the open mouth without making too much of a mess :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:53, archived)
# it's a beautiful piece of work
don't get me wrong. I just got back to the computer from cowering in the corner behind the wastebasket. but the whole time I was cowering I was thinking, ace shopper, that witchy.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# hehe, what was cuprinol man
doing while you were cowering?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:15, archived)
# I want to do myself in a South Park Styleee
like various people have done. where do i get the basis, or do i just have to draw it and scan it in?
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:33, archived)
# There's a website floating around somewhere
...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)
# This'll be what you're after then.
clickity.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:47, archived)
# than
Q
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# Kewl
thanx for that...been wanting to do that meself as well..
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)
# quick n' dirty

variation

bored now...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)
# very nice
and disturbing thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:35, archived)
# keep em coming
:)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:37, archived)
# Dubya decides to sort things out for himself


I did this as a still the other day, but thought it was begging for animation!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:30, archived)
# Excellent!
His facial expression is just perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)
# the excellent face (and hands) inspired it
The original was from an appearance last week, so may not be so easy to find. So I've put a copy of it here in case peeps have other ideas for it.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:42, archived)
# haha
a metric cartload of woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:37, archived)
# crapjob
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)
# no, i like it,
thankyou!,
it will take pride of place :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)
# :-D
Just remember it was me who did it.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)
# This rather amusing joke was posted on my message board...
One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by a small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.
"What's wrong with you?" said the priest.
"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog."
"Really?!" said the priest. "Can you explain?!"
"Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. "Let me pass!" I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."
"That's an incredible story," said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?"
"Yes," said the frog, "It is said that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good nights sleep would wake up a boy once again."
"Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him.
When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed.
"And that my lord is the case for the Defense."
(Fatty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)
# I enjoyed that the first time i heard it
and it just keeps getting better with age
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:15, archived)

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