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[challenge entry] Lichtenstein

edit: beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)
# beaten by Monty I'm afraid
it's the battle of the B3ta heavyweights ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Ah bummer
Should have checked the popular page!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:08, archived)
# ha, great minds!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo... modern
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Nice
I hope that's brine not formaldehyde so we can eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)
# yeah, I'm just trying to find some big baps...
er, for the sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Damn - Beaten to it ya bugger ;)

(mine's supposed to be the "sawn in half" one)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# well that's more clever, cleverer, has more....
a better idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:57, archived)
# I do enjoy Thursdays
but it's hard to keep up with the board today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Are sure Hirst hasn't already made this...
...just only on show round his house.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# i reckon this is how he serves up dinner to his guests
all in boxes.
with diamond encrusted forks.

bloody 'modern' artists...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Anish Kapork


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(Kubrick2001, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:39, archived)
# was that the sky mirror, originally?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# It's called Cloud Gate, but everyone knows it as the bean
He should've used a sausage, though
(Kubrick2001, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Build me a giant sausage...build it big...build it in the city...so everyone can see....
...and they shall come.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a trunction in your pocket...?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down dear, it's only Michael's Wiener...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
yeh!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# :D and on a wiener theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this a sausage I see before me?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:09, archived)
# they can take ourr lives, but they'll never take us seriously
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Help us choose the next Question of the Week
Afternoon!

Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers make it into the newsletter. Help us choose our new question from the following suggestions:

Why I love/hate Britain: The Daily Mail hates Britain, and it hates you. Stick it to the man by saying why you hate Britain, and one reason why you love it.

Life lessons: Your life lessons. What are they. How did you learn them.

"Out there" family members: We had a great uncle Robert who invented things. Like a outdoor bed with a rain detector that would automatically wheel inside. Tell us about the people that couldn't possibly be in your bloodline

The Fuck-it List: I'm scared of heights, so I'll never do a bungee jump and I'll never eat an oyster because they look like lady-parts. What things have you never done in your life but feel happy to miss out on before you die?

Trains - Tales of the old iron road







Vote closes after lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Yet you'll happily eat sausage....
*ponders....*
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:41, archived)
# RACISM AHOY!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Or, "How I learned to stop worrying and embrace my grandparents' bigotry"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:05, archived)
# all of the above rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# i've voted the racism one
just see see the whole thing implode on itself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Those posts that aren't full of racism will all be 'Ca-MORON' and such.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] well then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
# majestic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Street Scene
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the least I can do

(discoboy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:12, archived)
#
you can also edit in the image in post below =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# yeah, and then delete this post, amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# yes, as long as it's properly deleted, just need to go on /talk to say "it has been deleted" so the mods know it's been done
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Don't you try to drag us into your terrible bullying of this spastic, you filthy /boarder.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# water/boarding
just surfing, really
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Done
Thanks for your generous help and encouragement
(discoboy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Restaurant in Stockholm
www.rolfskok.se/

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Especially like this review www.timeout.com/stockholm/restaurants/venue/1%3A21511/rolfs-kok

insert topical and sausage jokes here.

(discoboy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# There seems to be a problem with your image, old son.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# carnage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# *holds up spork*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# got a link to something interesting?
Why not post it on the links board?
Great one to send in to funny name corner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
# I'm on the waiting list for Rolfskok.
Looking forward to trying his special sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
# *perks up*
oh! ... I though you said wolfcock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
#

With thanks/apologies to cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107149
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# It's the last frame or two that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
# There was once...
...a newspaper review of a new restautant in Kent, which consisted solely of the following:

"Geographically, it is halfway between Elmer's End and Pratt's Bottom. Gastronomically, it is about the same."
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Hope that tux isn't a rental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Could get messy...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Posh sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:55, archived)
# oh jeez, he's so scared, I see a little poop coming out
EDIT: Is that Daffy duck in the background?
...if so, That must be Porky Pig in the foreground?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Cannot unsee Daffy Duck.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# oh thufferin thuccotash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Oink and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Satyr?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Throbbing gristle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# horsemeat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Spooky...


Was just coming to post this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# cool, we can keep all the Banksys in one thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I think I'm spent...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:46, archived)
# there is always sausage
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# That's improved it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Must say, all of these Banksy ones are excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] she's never gonna finish all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:17, archived)
# That's the poshest hotdog stand I've ever seen :D
Have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# did we do Sausages before? I seem to have a lot of peas


Ah no it's specifically art based sausages. *uncompos*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# i guess I better uncompo every image I've (re)posted in the last 12 hours, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Sausages really wasn't that long ago, anyone'd think we're all obsessed by food or something
b3ta.com/board/10917420
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# haha, I chose not to post that monkey one I did, it's too early :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# NSFW!! HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I'd pay good money to watch her try
(except she's been dead 20 years)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 2:28, archived)

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