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[challenge entry] War can be fun
After all -
(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Stamp out ramblers!
Those soviets knew what to do
(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Be careful tonight. Strong gales expected.


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Seams it's going to be quite grim
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Now this is pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# barnacles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I might give riding my bike to w*rk tomorrow a miss.
On the other hand, with some sheets of wood and some ingenuity,
It could the best ride to w*rk EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# there's five of them
surely it should be Gale Fours ?

* ba dum tish * thank you, I'll be here all week
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Wee Willie didn't like his new baby gruel
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe it's still on, really
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Oh yes!
This to win!!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# prehaps he'll accept four candles!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# pumps
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Exactly
That's an after dinner thing only
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
#
задницу свечи

(pronounced:: zadnitsu svechi)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Happy Halloween Kiddies
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 9:25, archived)
# *fears*
DON'T GET YOUR ICVCFRS
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Oct 2013, 9:34, archived)
# "They're here"
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# hey, I was gona say that :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
# meow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:17, archived)
# It's a rerun!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Kill it, kill it with fire !!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Oh dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# fuckin hell!
that's terrifying.

well done.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# leaked footage
from the BBC's coverage of Savile's exhumation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Unsettled
AND unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Piledriver


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(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Is there an option for lube?
Please tell me there's an option for lube.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
#
Nope, no lube. We Soviets are TOUGH!
(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a stick in your hand
Or are you just pleased to see me?


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(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 8:41, archived)
# You need some of this:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Ah
The true definition of dashing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] This time next year, we'll be oligarchs...


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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Serbian? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha Trigger-Stalin
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 7:54, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Oct 2013, 9:35, archived)
# And then Trigger made a race.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Karl Marx would make a great Uncle Albert
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# sounded funnier in my head
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
#
I only bleed when I use brillo pads, my toothbrush just isn't up to the job any more
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:28, archived)
# that looks effective
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:52, archived)
# a very old repost
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Ex-lax is good for stopping coughs,
you daren't cough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:35, archived)
# sniff up
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Ha! you're on form tonight Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:56, archived)
# It's enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
#
too funny
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:19, archived)
# zoidberg?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 2:53, archived)
# Nice to see they're not always tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Haters die die die, die in my vagina
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:40, archived)
#
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Reggae, Blue Mountain Coffee and the City of Beijing
english.visitbeijing.com.cn/dialogue/n214735420.shtml
(bludger, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# pffft....

*opens floodgates*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:54, archived)
# ahahahaha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Sometimes, when I'm naked in the supermarket, I think about you, and touch the milk.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Oct 2013, 1:24, archived)
# The William Hague cloning program got off to a bad start

Bloody 'ell - that was a bit of a labour of love :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:23, archived)
# The left one is particularly scary
as if he's ripped Hague's face off and glued it onto his sallow cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# hehe :D
Not helped by my poor shopping skills ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Christ, you're spending your youth creating terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:03, archived)
# :D
you're spending you spent
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Skillz Sir!
*Doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:01, archived)
# No!
Please don't say there's more than one of that whining pillock!
(The Jannie, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 8:53, archived)
# I know, I'll summon up the wrath of Herman...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh god yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha that tickles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# ^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I've got the 'orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:03, archived)
# {:-D He's obviously not a friend of Dorothy,


Edit: there appears to be a CDC on the BBC homepage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha - fuck, that made me chortle no end :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Thank goodness, at last, somone finds one of my posts funny.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:24, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Flippin' heck
that seriously made me chuckle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:27, archived)
# 'lost for words'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:29, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Hilarious record cover joke
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Don't know why, but on first glance, I thought it was Alan Partridge :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Spiceworld!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Smell my keys you mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Haha.
What!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Good God, man....you've gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
#

(Frogcloset (noun), Sun 27 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nightmares for all...

Working on Thatcher's image on a Saturday - must be feckin' crackers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Mad I tell ya :D

All is fine now!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# yay - I can sleep tonight now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:50, archived)
# You need an icon if you want me to take you seriously!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# It's on my to do list
to celebrate 2 months as a n00b :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 20:11, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
# would
(but not saying which one)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)

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