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[challenge entry] call the cops.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Ooo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:18, archived)
# spiderman, spiderman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
# It's a different spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
# ...from Mars?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
# It's from a Cure song
called Lullaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
# softly through the shadows of the evening sun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Kinda reminds me of a MacKenzie Thorpe painting
Just needs a square sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:37, archived)
# On candy-striped legs, the spider man comes
softly through the shadow of the evening sun..

Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# naughty Tom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Who is buried up to his shoulders,
...getting trampled by the dog parade?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Who indeed!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the best song to sing when you live on an island
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
# the Proclaimers were Nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Ha!
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Och, it disnae say in a straight line!
Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)
# .nother repost


Click for bigger (177 kb)
Seems appropriate
(Valefar So what?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Never take a road trip with Sade
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] also have a repost

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)
# my dream home
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Go home!
Your trunk.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Repost
(Valefar So what?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] There are a lot of options with Pink Floyd :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Pink Floyd is so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Opening of a stone cold 80's classic...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
# :)
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:23, archived)
# *performs a face solo*
(Rubisco, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)
# The king sits on his face,
but it's all assumed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Rush job - bit of a brainfart...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old Dexy
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Come on Eileen?
Is he leaning on something?
(justin(e), Sun 10 Aug 2014, 16:15, archived)
# If it's Thursday, then it's time to choose a new Question of the Week
Help us to choose a new QOTW by voting on the following suggestions:

When Gravity Attacks: Stories of falling over, falling off things. Also, puntastic tales of being hit over the head by a Sandra Bullock DVD.

Sticking With IT: Have you ever persevered with something when you knew from the start you were doomed to failure?

What Makes You Cry?: That bit in the Railway Children when Jenny Agutter says "Daddy! My Daddy!". Gets me every time. I am 48 years old.

Pets: Tell us about your pets.






Vote closes around lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely lady lumps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Someone should show them how to tie their laces
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Someone should tell them
not to get dressed in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Attempted to make a poster...
...for the football team I support
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# I have a weakness for soviet-style so
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit of Robert Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha. Puts away pic of Piers Morgan he was about to start working on

have a pea then to be going on with for now...

(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Ha!
I met his guitarist Peter Buck once. Pretty sure he has to be high up in the biggest arsehole I've ever met charts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ah haha!
A pea from me - not especially weird I suppose



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:46, archived)
# that's so last year man
this is weird real lyrics not missheard ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# And all this time I thought....
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] he'd spent all that money on those courses too...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)
# your song?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)
# *ding* 3 points!
now, for a bonus point, what is elton johns middle name?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
# ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
# ?
I've not heard it called that before, is it a northern thing?
Do you drive the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Crept in your room?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:15, archived)
# ahhhh, sounds like crapped
gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all down to the ratios apparently


(well might as well kick off with one of the more ridiculous lyrics out there)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:21, archived)
# taken from the mighty
Hunter S. Thompson
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:23, archived)
# 'zat true?
I always wondered where such a daft line could have come from.

In other news I now have that damn song rolling through my head.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
# It was a throwaway comment that "America was raising a generation of dancers"
why the Killers de-pluralised it is anyone's guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
# looked into a little more on wikipedia
'debate raged across the internet' about the grammar used in the line.
hahahaha! I mean, it's a daft line, but why would people rage about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
# INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
# now you just calm down.
going all capital letters on me and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Apparently it's "the weirdest lyric of all time"
The people who voted for that need to expand their musical tastes a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Also - shamefully unshopped but another daft lyric
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] do i get extra points for painting it myself?


Click for bigger (462 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:21, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
# it's hanging in my spare room.
yeah, that's right, I've got a SPARE room...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)
# top effort
especially the yellow custard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:07, archived)
# cheers toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Why don't Women like me?
Contains the immortal lines:-
Now I went for my holidays down to the gay seaside,
I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide.
The way some women jumped around the man there in the sea
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me.

‘Cause if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lUkYiAgWU
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)

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