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# Slurp


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(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:35, archived)
# Do we dare ask from whence this has dripped?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)
# If it's from Birkenhead docks, it might be Camel Lard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:23, archived)
# Don't buy her that
she'll get the right hump
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:26, archived)
# Camel milk is lovely, it's dreamydairy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:28, archived)
# mmmmmm
sounds like a delicious ingredient you would use in the desert
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# I can go for months without drinking
camel's milk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:53, archived)
# damn those spacey hoppers


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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:51, archived)
# ffs
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:28, archived)
# what delicious looking packaging - so romantic
but my butcher is a female - this could be embarrassing
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:13, archived)
# it's curtains for you, mate!
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:16, archived)
# Nefer ghatem--nefer efer will
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:58, archived)
# Do you mind?
You've pushed my 'hilarious' grab-a-bear joke off the board!
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 19:25, archived)
# Sorry....it was an accident and I lost my post
can you replace yours?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# don't be daft
I'm just being silly it was far from hilarious
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:18, archived)
# I was apologizing for losing your file
(I knew better than to presume it was funny LOL)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:36, archived)
# It's still here
www.b3ta.com/board/11246510
worse luck :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)
# Oh, I enjoyed that one, but my accident couldn't have affected it.
wrong thread for that. But you were PROBABLY wanking about my posts pushing yours into the archives, which I've been most happy to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:00, archived)
#
probably definitely
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Nope, nefer efer
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Full of hot air and not much else
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
www.b3ta.com/board/11246584
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Shame on you
(socialist!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11246560
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] If toys were alive
Expectation
kinder
Reality
image.ibb.co/hVBFwS/kinder.png *upsetting*
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# haha
Even that's better than the crap the kids get in those eggs now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
# All tasty
also, it looks like kinder girls are getting some size on 'em nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)
# i think most kids know
you'd need some kind of chocolate cock if you wanted a kinder chick
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# bit racist m8
;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:46, archived)
# ;)
?
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:35, archived)
# )
;?
(ozof, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
# It's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
# toilet cam pix or it didn't happen
no, wait . . . hold up on that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
# love the colour, is that turdis blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)
# maybe True-Loo Blue
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
# bloo
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
# imaginary bog
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
# If toilets could talk
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Because LS18 demanded it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)
# :D Well done, Laddie ...
all the usual suspects, and Spacey replaced by Space Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# It was the fat dwarf...
...with the fake tan
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He-man, Teela, Orko, Duncan and of course Mech-a-neck. I have the powerrrrr!


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(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 13:20, archived)
# i've seen both versions of the mech-a-neck
the one with monkey scrotum facelift is the best
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 5:46, archived)
# I have no idea what is happening here
But I do know that I like it
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)
# haha
'twas a lame attempt on my part to illustrate that 'consent' isn't always clearly defined and, in some
cases, may be quite subjective. Perhaps a thumb up there, as opposed to his manhood would be
acceptable. Either that or it's just nonsense jibberish like most of my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
#


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(AvocadoHenry, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 3:46, archived)
# And then David put his hands around me like this
and asked me to squeal like a pig.
(gijoel, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't be Borised cleaning this one up
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] me too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 0:42, archived)
# It's a healthy, bouncing baby boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 0:55, archived)
# proof that Spaceys and Hoppers do reproduce
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:45, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE : Replace Kevin Spacey with a spacehopper
Now that he's persona non gratis in Hollywood and films are being recast without him, scour his back catalogue and replace all appearances with a large rubber bouncy ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:11, archived)
# american bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:43, archived)
# Ok, give us a couple examples and I'll think it over
Signed, God (or the entity responsible for assigning Challenges)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:44, archived)
# I think there are quite enough orange faces on here already
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:53, archived)
# Become wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)
# ¿SËVEN?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)
# quality
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:42, archived)
# American Bouncy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:49, archived)
# the twilight zone?
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)
# if you look reeeeeally carefully
you might be able to spot that I have in fact, replaced the head of a well known ex actor with a space-hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)
# ohhhhh yeah
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:47, archived)
# i was referring to the thread
edit: thread board
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:56, archived)
#
with Annette Boinging
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] My son's favorite toy...


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(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Hehee
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:27, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:35, archived)
# I drew a comic


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(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:35, archived)
# does this mean the treaty is off?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
# Nice arts
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
# Damn you Musk!!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:06, archived)
# He's Elon way from home by now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# He's nothing but trouble, that boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
# Elon Jenkiiiiiiiiiiins!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember these?
bogg
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:33, archived)
# No, thank christ
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# Whaaaaat they were great :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcor3EbCnP4
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
# Looks like what I've tossed into the laundry basket on occasion
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Hah tosser
;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:02, archived)
# In the US, tosser means well-respected man among men.
So there's that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# Yeah...
...that's what I meant
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:37, archived)
# Yeah, shit foam finger puppets, good
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11246532
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)
# Lego Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:41, archived)
# Quality stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# Amazing! I could tell who it is & I don't even watch Star Trek!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# awesome brick laying skills
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:34, archived)
# GPU!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:54, archived)
# good product µwave?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:59, archived)
# It used to be
on here https://www.brothers-brick.com/lego-glossary/

but apparently, Great Parts Usage has been deemed a bit of a dark art
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)
# SRS BZNS :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:35, archived)
# Ha, it's spelt look, who is it ? Lego
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# David Blunkett is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:42, archived)
# Or, not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont worry they always fall off at the last second
clawbear
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
"THE CLAWWW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:40, archived)
# The bad news: stuffed toy tuna tastes like shit
the good news: there's a lot of it

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)
# ...and the village had enough felt that winter for everyone to have a pair of slippers
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
# :D which, eventually, they ate as times grew harder
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
# ah, the rare and elusive tronfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)
# it's only a nipper
throw it back
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:58, archived)
# It's a keeper--or kipper?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)
# Is that Fuzzy Feltz!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
# haha
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This ended up a bit more disturbing than I had anticipated
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)
# disturbing or arousing?
(for clarification)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)
# Well hopefully a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
# yikes
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)
# Woah!
Her blank stare makes it even creepier
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
# :)
classic british abuse-com!
(ozof, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:18, archived)

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