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# Not been for a while - excuse paintmash - Do you need printer consumables ?
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:14, archived)
# heh-heh!
I always enjoy a good printer joke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:31, archived)
# Be careful what you wish for....
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Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:43, archived)
# Where did that fishy toner go?....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:45, archived)
#
oof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:48, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:50, archived)
# Oh dear.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hurry!" screamed Titty. 'Next Day Delivery' means JUST THAT!!. Next day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:10, archived)
# Pfft. Titty.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 14:16, archived)
# *something about ‘swallows and spits’*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Buffering...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:29, archived)
# Felicity Kendall's underwear....
Fnar fnar
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:34, archived)
# I want to see that implemented somewhere
I could definitely get behind a 70s themed internet.
/old
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:38, archived)
# vg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:46, archived)
# Optimizing app 1 of 975
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:23, archived)
# This, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:28, archived)
# Now do Felicity Kendall's pixelated bumcheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 14:00, archived)
# That's the name of my new band
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 14:57, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:57, archived)
# Orange Sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:49, archived)
#
Just not the same without Vyvyan bursting through it... ;)
(Azrael316 Fiss Plaps, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] dial-up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:27, archived)
# I downloaded NT Server 3.51 over dialup. Cost me $220 in overage :( (32 hours to download, I think)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:38, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Thank you for downloading NT Server 3.51. A newer version is available. Please click here to download
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 16:28, archived)
# :D :D YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The BBC news website would have had the best animated banner. 100% fact.
That spinning globe fills me with nostalgic joy. The news stories about the country being in dire straits provide similar nostalgia, but less joy.
An old 1978 computer, with a mocked up seventies style BBC News. The top stories are strikes and inflation. The logo bar across the top has the old BBC TV spinning world animation.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:22, archived)
# Funny thing, that map.
It’s for the BBC but Britain doesn’t seem to appear on it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 12:25, archived)
# It's because the UK was so ashamed of Hartley Hare.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:51, archived)
# A childens’ puppet that looked like it was designed by Jan Švankmajer on a bad day, that thing was fucking nightmarish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Pig was pretty dodgy too, if you came from the Black Country
(rogerzilla, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 17:33, archived)
# Noseybonk was pretty bad too....
Jussayin.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 20:01, archived)
# Astonishing graphics.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:56, archived)
# It’s so relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 15:50, archived)
# From a distance, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 11:13, archived)
# Are these a nasal sex thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:52, archived)
# C'mon, fuck! I'm late for the gayshift!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 2:58, archived)
#
i think this will be hanging[:*] in a museum one day[muffledlaughter] :*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 3:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 3:49, archived)
# Some of your bestest work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 23:24, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffttttttttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 22:46, archived)
# I tried to scroll it and broke my mouse ball
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 2:58, archived)
# Get with it man. Wire yourself up to a Kinect. It's like being IN Minority Report.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Day off from the wife? You need.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 21:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 22:03, archived)
# XD! THANKS!!! XD!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Get back to b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta systems because you need the extra graphical power

Click for bigger (181 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Elon wants to have a look at my firehose! Cheeky devil!
(plankton, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] On a similar theme
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 22:10, archived)
# I know someone who was cornered by this deviant in a theatre dressing room. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Not surprised
He was well known for it, quite forcefull with his attempts as well according to rumour.
(plankton, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello chaps, I'm off to pull a dolly bird!
(plankton, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:08, archived)
# One of Gloucester's two claims to fame, the Peter Wyngarde indiscretion
And Fred West, obv
(rogerzilla, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Pissflaps LOVES Fred West.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Great_Boo, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:59, archived)
# Ooh what's the font?
Looks like a half-computerised Amelia. I obviously need it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:14, archived)
#
Here www.fontpalace.com/font-download/Data+70+LET/
(Great_Boo, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:56, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I say...

(plankton, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:09, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 18:01, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:01, archived)
# DONKEY!?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:09, archived)
# wonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:16, archived)
# MMM SLIMY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Riding the short bus on Monster Island
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:40, archived)
# Don’t you just hate it when your shirt gets welded into your chest?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:39, archived)
# It has many positives
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:52, archived)
# Just popped out for a bit.
Back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:10, archived)
# I narrow my eyes like a coin slot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:15, archived)
# The Frank Years
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Brings a single sticky tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:14, archived)
# don't make me use this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:29, archived)
# 🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:54, archived)
# You are Henry Rollins AICMFP.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Ha Ha….total Ghost pose….
….make some pottery you freaks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:33, archived)
# Ghornst
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:44, archived)
# One for the "Viz" Up The Arse Corner
(rogerzilla, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 19:01, archived)
# Godzilla’s son is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Godzuuuuuuuuuuuki
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:46, archived)
# Wasn’t his name Minya or something like that?
Godzilla steps on his tail and smoke rings come out. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Minilla
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:13, archived)
# OMFG
I just looked it up, turns out Godzuki is Godzilla's NEPHEW, and even then, perhaps only figuratively.

I have been wrong all these years!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 16:05, archived)
# Put on a coat. it's 'GORNA' get cold, LOLL!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:57, archived)
# FP THIS SOMETIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:04, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:44, archived)
# Like…Never!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 18:03, archived)
# You’re a little bit of a Negative Nancy, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 19:40, archived)
#
-little bit of a Negative Nancy, mister
+cunt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Somebody needs a huggle!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 20:43, archived)
# This is your coat on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop me and buy one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 13:50, archived)
# so that's why he felt he needed to compensate
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Heh Heh!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:01, archived)
# I don’t like the way you’ve associated rust-colored knitwear with homosexuality. If you wrote a book, I’d burn it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:30, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 14:31, archived)
# FAHRENHEIT 452 - THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 15:40, archived)
# ITS WAR! BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT JIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Siri Siri Siri
(plankton, Fri 26 Aug 2022, 10:52, archived)

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