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What a despicable cow

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 19:44, archived)

That's a turnip for the books.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 19:45, archived)

I followed her advice and made a cheese and turnip sandwich

2/10 would not eat again

(rogerzilla, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 22:01, archived)

she would not allow cheese

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 24 Feb 2023, 11:51, archived)

Considering 2/3 of our cheese is imported, I'm not surprised.

It. is. a. DISGRACE.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 24 Feb 2023, 12:57, archived)

How far will you go for a Meal Deal?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 18:11, archived)

WOO!

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 18:48, archived)

It's a real problem

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Feb 2023, 15:08, archived)

Mmmm jam!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 18:12, archived)

participation in sports is fine if you can remain seated

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LS18, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 14:48, archived)

ANTICI

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 15:45, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 12:17, archived)

But is it grammatically correct?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 17:53, archived)

I came here expecting to see this already.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 12:17, archived)

they think its all over, it is now!

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 13:50, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 20:28, archived)

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 12:01, archived)

Shouldn't have built Toad Hall on a flood plain

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 15:06, archived)

It's the law. Allegedly.

(plankton, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 11:54, archived)

classic toap

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 11:38, archived)

Perfect!

Can't wait to see Deborah Kerr get pissed with the lads, molested by Uncle Monty, then slaughtered by the Pretorian Guard.

(davyclam, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 16:36, archived)

Saucy

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 10:34, archived)

Coming to an urban jungle near you

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 9:27, archived)

The trolling clones

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 9:56, archived)

(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 15:26, archived)

Oh go on then, I'll repost some old crap I did ages ago

(plankton, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 7:59, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 9:49, archived)

hehe

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 10:06, archived)

"Whose blood do you want to suck? You're on mute"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:59, archived)

VLAD, YOU'RE ON MUTE

(rogerzilla, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 7:14, archived)

Haha!

You're hired.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 7:47, archived)

shoots low

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LS18, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:30, archived)

(sivle weathercock, Wed 22 Feb 2023, 23:30, archived)

Fuck! Fuck! FUUUUUUCK!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:03, archived)

I can rave rave rave any elations.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:07, archived)

haha--needs more disco sound!

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LS18, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:27, archived)

wurd2yamuthah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 0:51, archived)

🇬🇧

Click for bigger (180 kb)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Feb 2023, 23:02, archived)

:'(

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 22 Feb 2023, 23:21, archived)

Let them eat sovereignty

(rogerzilla, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 7:15, archived)

It's the weather in Spain, obviously.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Feb 2023, 7:48, archived)

Much as I would like to blame Brexit

It's actually down to the shitty behaviour of UK supermarkets who aren't willing to pay the proper price for things after there was a bad harvest in Morocco and Africa and prices went up. There is plenty of fruit in Europe because the shops there pay properly for stuff, but UK shops won't pay enough to sustain our farmers with higher energy costs, so have to get everything abroad. Of course the bloke from Sainsburys says it's Brexit, but that is because he is a fanatic. Sometimes it is just our supermarkets being cnuts.

(plankton, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 11:23, archived)

Brexit is still a load of jobbies, though.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 21:36, archived)

True

Since supermarkets have to buy 95% of everything abroad, and it is more difficult than it was for EU vendors to sell fruit and veg to the UK, we get shortages. Why this government has wasted the last 6 years not getting a good trade deal is beyond me. Companies want to make money, but politics keeps kicking in. Still, roll on Monday when Sunak shafts the ERG and all hell breaks loose. Then Boris will be back...

(plankton, Fri 24 Feb 2023, 14:11, archived)

Les is sad because he just saw Amanda Holden in her sexy pants

(plankton, Wed 22 Feb 2023, 22:43, archived)

But this is only Une Misérable

Unless you'd care to explain the woe of the chickens.

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 18:31, archived)

Une Miserable called Les, which was the joke.

I once worked with someone who genuinely thought Les Miserables was about a bloke called Les. He went to see the musical in that London and kept asking "Which one is Les?"

I remembered that when I created this image, but it seems not everyone has made the connection...

(plankton, Thu 23 Feb 2023, 22:31, archived)

I Should Warn You Mr Bond I know Judo