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[challenge entry] A shit idea
terribly executed
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# πŸ‘πŸ»
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# The forced vegetable is strong in this one
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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FRUIT AND VEG MOVIES


Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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[challenge entry] That’s no apple…

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# some sead I big one
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# I laughed
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# If I wasn't backstage at a Shed Seven gig (lucky me...),
I'd 'shop Ricardo MontalbΓ‘n in that pic...
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# Shed Seven have cemented one of the biggest chart comebacks in British rock, scoring their second UK No 1 album of the year – over two decades on from their Britpop heyday.
ask them what kind of cement they use
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# A very mediocre type that's well past its best and probably won't last the next 10 years...
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[challenge entry] HMPS Cuts Hits The Phantom Zone
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[challenge entry] Bitches Stay

Click for bigger (204 kb)

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# This is how I feel about the Internet generally
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# I thought this was Angry German Kid to start with
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# You can't leave.
You can have extended breaks, and even just lurk. But you can't leave. We'll find you.
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# Hold on now…b3ta has had significant changes recently… more shit FP’s than ever before.
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# They don't still do that though don't they do?
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# The magic donkey is now canned dog food?
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# I should probably just take the hint
and stay fucked off
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# Front page this!
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[challenge entry] Jump in we'll take you for a spin
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[challenge entry] Should have gone to Specsavers. Oh.
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# Oh noes
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[challenge entry] Hai thur!
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# Arf
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[challenge entry] Chigurhs Plays Pop....

....with a bolt stunner
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# I probably watched that.
Think I'm ready for my final Horlicks now.
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[challenge entry] Cash or card?
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# But isn’t that Michael?
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# Voorhees - a jolly good fellow...
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# Why is William Shatner wearing a name tag saying "Jason"
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# Picture post 6/10
Horror knowledge 0/10
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# Yep, my bad, realised later!
Duh!!
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[challenge entry] Home Alone 2025
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# This challenge should have been called:
Appoint people to trumps cabinet.

Also woo!
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# how is this unexpected?
I fully expect his next appointments to be the child catcher and the wicked witch of the west
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[challenge entry] *honk*
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i like
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# I really think Larry has a puncher's chance in the early rounds.
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[challenge entry] Auric Goldfinger's Private Proctology Service


No Mr Bond I Expect You To Cry!
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# Coldfinger
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# Moon River
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# "Try not to get an erection, Auric."
"But my name'sh not Auric!"

"I was just talking to myself."
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# But, but, why do you need the blue chalk Auric?
Looks like you've left 50p here
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# No Mr. Bond I expect you to cough
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# It's been a while...
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# Welcome back
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[challenge entry] Lord of the Clings
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# one ring to rule them all
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#
At first glance JOpants seem like normal, unassuming pants a regular Jo would wear, however these are not ordinary pants, these are Jack Off Pants! An extra long invisible zipper opens up the crotch area for easy access to your genitals. JackinJoggers, are cozy, comfortable joggers with a simple timeless design, made with masturbation in mind. Stay covered, and warm while pleasuring yourself. Made in the USA with high quality fabric and materials. The elastic is snug at the waist for this product, so if you prefer a looser fit please size up a size.
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# size up a size!!
Just checking in post-visitβ€”hope you're doing well. Remember, we're here if you need any guidance on your care journey as we know that the process can be overwhelming to navigate.
I hope your care journey isn't overwhelming to navigate, gronkpan.
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# Just got to deal somehow with the spooge dripping down your leg
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# that's what the big zip's for
just let it drip outside instead
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# Try a buttplug.
Much more discreet.
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# Don't they come out when you fart?
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# No you need to buy them from a shop.
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# Djinnidaloo
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# now _that_ was a curry
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[challenge entry] Probably why they are only 99% effective
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# 😬
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