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[challenge entry] A shit idea
terribly executed
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 0:33, archived)
# πŸ‘πŸ»
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 2:00, archived)
# The forced vegetable is strong in this one
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FRUIT AND VEG MOVIES


Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] That’s no apple…

(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:35, archived)
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(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 22:36, archived)
# some sead I big one
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 0:15, archived)
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(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 23:33, archived)
# I laughed
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 0:35, archived)
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(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 4:31, archived)
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(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:54, archived)
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(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 20:36, archived)
# If I wasn't backstage at a Shed Seven gig (lucky me...),
I'd 'shop Ricardo MontalbΓ‘n in that pic...
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:31, archived)
# Shed Seven have cemented one of the biggest chart comebacks in British rock, scoring their second UK No 1 album of the year – over two decades on from their Britpop heyday.
ask them what kind of cement they use
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 2:02, archived)
# A very mediocre type that's well past its best and probably won't last the next 10 years...
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] HMPS Cuts Hits The Phantom Zone
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bitches Stay

Click for bigger (204 kb)

(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:15, archived)
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(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)
# This is how I feel about the Internet generally
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:55, archived)
# I thought this was Angry German Kid to start with
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:59, archived)
# You can't leave.
You can have extended breaks, and even just lurk. But you can't leave. We'll find you.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:24, archived)
# Hold on now…b3ta has had significant changes recently… more shit FP’s than ever before.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)
# They don't still do that though don't they do?
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:28, archived)
# The magic donkey is now canned dog food?
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:28, archived)
# I should probably just take the hint
and stay fucked off
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 0:41, archived)
# Front page this!
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Jump in we'll take you for a spin
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have gone to Specsavers. Oh.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:16, archived)
# Oh noes
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hai thur!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:13, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Chigurhs Plays Pop....

....with a bolt stunner
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)
# I probably watched that.
Think I'm ready for my final Horlicks now.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cash or card?
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 11:08, archived)
# But isn’t that Michael?
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:46, archived)
# Voorhees - a jolly good fellow...
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:52, archived)
# Why is William Shatner wearing a name tag saying "Jason"
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:55, archived)
# Picture post 6/10
Horror knowledge 0/10
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:33, archived)
# Yep, my bad, realised later!
Duh!!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)
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(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Home Alone 2025
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 23:08, archived)
# This challenge should have been called:
Appoint people to trumps cabinet.

Also woo!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:38, archived)
# how is this unexpected?
I fully expect his next appointments to be the child catcher and the wicked witch of the west
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] *honk*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
#
i like
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 10:52, archived)
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(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 19:54, archived)
# I really think Larry has a puncher's chance in the early rounds.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Auric Goldfinger's Private Proctology Service


No Mr Bond I Expect You To Cry!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)
# Coldfinger
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)
# Moon River
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)
# "Try not to get an erection, Auric."
"But my name'sh not Auric!"

"I was just talking to myself."
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:15, archived)
# But, but, why do you need the blue chalk Auric?
Looks like you've left 50p here
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:41, archived)
# No Mr. Bond I expect you to cough
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:38, archived)
# It's been a while...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:27, archived)
# Welcome back
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Lord of the Clings
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)
# one ring to rule them all
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 2:25, archived)
#
At first glance JOpants seem like normal, unassuming pants a regular Jo would wear, however these are not ordinary pants, these are Jack Off Pants! An extra long invisible zipper opens up the crotch area for easy access to your genitals. JackinJoggers, are cozy, comfortable joggers with a simple timeless design, made with masturbation in mind. Stay covered, and warm while pleasuring yourself. Made in the USA with high quality fabric and materials. The elastic is snug at the waist for this product, so if you prefer a looser fit please size up a size.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 7:24, archived)
# size up a size!!
Just checking in post-visitβ€”hope you're doing well. Remember, we're here if you need any guidance on your care journey as we know that the process can be overwhelming to navigate.
I hope your care journey isn't overwhelming to navigate, gronkpan.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 11:50, archived)
# Just got to deal somehow with the spooge dripping down your leg
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:30, archived)
# that's what the big zip's for
just let it drip outside instead
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 7:02, archived)
# Try a buttplug.
Much more discreet.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:31, archived)
# Don't they come out when you fart?
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:19, archived)
# No you need to buy them from a shop.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 16:21, archived)
# Djinnidaloo
(, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
# now _that_ was a curry
(, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably why they are only 99% effective
(, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)
# 😬
(, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:51, archived)

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