Show some bloody respect, that's King Prince Charles the Third to you.Bloody colonials.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 12 Jan, 20:56,
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Actually I do like Charles! He’s a great artist.Not sure about his taste in curtains though :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 Jan, 2:07,
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Guess who's moved in with KK?
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jan, 18:14,
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Kezza makes a fortune from wopping her baps on OnlyFansThere are some sick people out there
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Mon 13 Jan, 8:29,
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Karl Kennedy?Karen Karpenter?
Kenneth Kaunda (1924–2021), first president of Zambia?
(Kenneth Kaunda (1924–2021), first president of Zambia?
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 13 Jan, 17:16,
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milk formula for child Prodigys
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Jan, 16:42,
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It's fucking horrifying that we live in a time where baby formula needs a security tag
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Mon 13 Jan, 17:20,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Britain : The 51st State of America"){kind=small}
Britain : The 51st State of America
What if Britain became the 51st state of the USA? How would things become more American in these Trumpy times? Suggested by HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 11 Jan, 19:22,
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I'd pay good money to see Trump try to pronounce "croissant".
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jonbob loves you,
Sat 11 Jan, 22:14,
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Quality Street buries unsold coconut chocolate in New Mexico
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 12 Jan, 19:21,
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Either a fun 1-word challenge orsome kind of big fuck off to billionaires would suit me.
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Fri 10 Jan, 21:48,
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BallsBollocks
Billionaires!
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 10 Jan, 22:18,
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Baddies on their days off relaxing or having fun with the family.(Daleks with their feet up on the sofa watching TV)
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind,
Fri 10 Jan, 21:49,
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I don't know... maybe another one about taking the piss out of Kids TV?What would make it more interesting is if it's about spoofing kids shows that came out in the 21st century that aren't pretty recognizable to almost everyone in this nation (Atomic Betty, Pet Alien, Cramp Twins, Bratz cartoon, etc).
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Fri 10 Jan, 22:24,
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the problem with that isyou can only spoof what you know exists
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 11 Jan, 15:20,
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I'm still sure it's possible.I know for sure somebody in this site either became a dad during the late 90's, or even an uncle who decides to visit his loving sibling's home as he catches their nieces/nephews watching something on their TV (they have satellite) that either fascinates or tests his patience (on the inside). Something among the likes of either Avatar or Super Robot Monkey Team (they beat the lousy crap you watched as a kid), to the likes of Brandy & Mr. Whiskers or Pet Alien (they drives you into so much insanity you soon have fantasies about the characters being smashed by a train which leave you satisfied).
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Sat 11 Jan, 15:41,
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Your dedication to this online persona is certainly impressive.I can't decide if it's expert trolling or weapons-grade autism. I guess it's possible to be both.
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Sat 11 Jan, 17:10,
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yes yesbut you see, if that all happens that means they're aware it exists. which is what I said is necessary. do you see?
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Sat 11 Jan, 17:40,
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MuskWhy not. He's a twat and deserves nothing but first class b3ta class service on a rolling basis.
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Sat 11 Jan, 1:49,
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These aren’t the droids you’re looking for….
You will keep me in your will…
(You will keep me in your will…
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Jan, 5:12,
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He is a profoundly unserious drug-addled wannabe-fascist with a worldview entirely warped by his own narcissism.'atomic', I mean.
Image Challenge: Tired of crazy ‘leftists’?…Well they’re tired of themselves too… Many are committing suicide. Show us the many fun ways ‘woke’ kids are offing themselves!XD
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Sat 11 Jan, 2:04,
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54th StatesWhat if the United Kingdom became 4 states of the USA? What would our lives look like in these new 'Murican states?
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Sat 11 Jan, 10:44,
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^ thisIs topical and won't come around again (hopefully)
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Sat 11 Jan, 11:21,
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I like this also although it's hard to think of non-American influenced things we have already. (Trick 'n' Treat, Mac 'n' Cheese, Morecambe 'n' Wise)
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Sat 11 Jan, 11:42,
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This actually has some comedic/satirical potential, might even dust off GIMP if something occurs to me.
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Sat 11 Jan, 17:12,
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they already have the same name and logo
Made this nearly twenty years ago... fuck.
Someone on Bluesky...Mentioned they'd been to the cinema to see that new film, Nosfetatu.
Never one to let a good typo go to waste, Q&D.
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Never one to let a good typo go to waste, Q&D.
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Nosferatu is awful gobshiteI went to see it the other day and all it was just some woman faking an orgasm seizure for 2 hours, then having the villain shag her in front of her husband.
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Thu 9 Jan, 23:13,
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There wasn't enough artistic meritIt should've been more like Matthew Barney's Cremaster 5 (1997), an actual accomplished film
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Fri 10 Jan, 15:53,
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Got the whole Cremaster Cycle on a hard drive somewhere...shouldn't be possible...
Amazing stuff...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 11 Jan, 0:30,
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I heard that Barney himself was the one to leak it and make the torrentHe wanted to release it mass market but the investors got pissed, so he had to only make a few or so boxsets
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Sat 11 Jan, 10:10,
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Try Shadow of the Vampire instead.Willem Defoe plays opposite John Malkovich with Udo Kier, Cary Elwes and Eddie Izzard co-starring.
Malkovich plays a German film director who is making a film about Count Orlock, a character who for copyright reasons is entirely different to Dracula. What happens next will shock you!
(Malkovich plays a German film director who is making a film about Count Orlock, a character who for copyright reasons is entirely different to Dracula. What happens next will shock you!
jonbob loves you,
Fri 10 Jan, 16:15,
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I quite enjoyed it,though needed a wee for 90 minutes and didn't think it added much new to the other versions.
Nicholas Hoult's sideburns didn't suit the shape of his face.
Three stars.
(Nicholas Hoult's sideburns didn't suit the shape of his face.
Three stars.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 11 Jan, 22:51,
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All the blood she sucked, all the blood she sucked, all the blood she sucked, all the blood she sucked, all the blood she sucked
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Fri 10 Jan, 10:51,
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Richard Branson changes name to 'Branston' in merger publicity kerfuffle
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