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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 25 Nov, 10:54, Reply)
# Clicking this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Nov, 21:11, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Nov, 2:04, Reply)
[challenge entry] SPONSORED CONTENT: True Life Begins with Death (Deeper and Deeper)


Please consider your Abortionary options with www.plannedparenthood.com

Just listen to these testiclemoninals (Hey, listen!):
"It's never too late to have an abortion." - Robert Pattinson (Batman)
"Having thirty-seven abortions made me the man I am today." - Cher (Influencer)
"Thank christ." - Woody Allen (Entertainer)
"Has anyone seen my keys?" - Joe Biden (Entrepreneur)
"No, I'm not a virgin, I use my cohones." - Oprah Winfrey (Logistics)

That's why
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 24 Nov, 23:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SPORT IN UNEXPECTED PLACES


Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Nov, 21:53, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov, 7:32, Reply)
# It got boring
with the Dear Leader getting 147 on every game.
(annexia, Tue 25 Nov, 14:44, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov, 11:05, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov, 13:28, Reply)
# Auld James, shame he retired
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Nov, 13:41, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov, 13:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov, 14:04, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Nov, 16:21, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Nov, 1:46, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov, 15:28, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Nov, 15:57, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 24 Nov, 0:03, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov, 13:29, Reply)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Nov, 21:29, Reply)
# Help with remembering something
Hi b3tans. I hope someone can help.
I remember a silly comedy album in the early 2000’s which I’m positive was featured on b3ta.
The songs were two men, one sounded a bit like Peter Cook and the others character was based on Tattoo from Fantasy Island. I remember one lyric being “Fu**ing Tattoo”.
It made me chuckle at the time and I’d like to find it again.
(Mugabi's_Philtrum, Sun 23 Nov, 20:11, Reply)
# Peter Cook & Hervé Villechaize did indeed make a comedy music album
available here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDpxt901D8Y
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Nov, 20:55, Reply)
# Giovanni and Sebastian?
Eg m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgi-4v4PbFc
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 23 Nov, 21:26, Reply)
# Tis indeed
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 23 Nov, 22:39, Reply)
# Nobody from the old days is here much anymore,
you'd get a more comprehensible response from asking a random tramp. Or AI.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Nov, 22:17, Reply)
# I'm an old timer who asked AI.
Those Tight Fit gags, man. Great times!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Nov, 22:54, Reply)
# I thought this place was implacably opposed to AI, mixed messages here
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov, 6:55, Reply)
# Yes. Bad monkeon. Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Nov, 19:51, Reply)
# I didn't want to see it.
Sundar Pichai force fed it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Nov, 22:00, Reply)
# I'm still here
But only when nursie leaves her workstation open at the desk so I only manage 5 minutes (after I've visited pornhub)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 24 Nov, 16:23, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov, 13:29, Reply)
# Epic Lurking
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Nov, 21:30, Reply)
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Phallic logo award;


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(peasman, Sun 23 Nov, 20:04, Reply)
# Fictional though
Like the Armstrong & Miller Sportsfest logo
(rogerzilla, Mon 24 Nov, 9:09, Reply)
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Ah, fair one… I did zero research to verify it’s authenticity!
(peasman, Tue 25 Nov, 9:17, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov, 13:30, Reply)
# HEATHCLIFFE, IT'S ME, DAFFY, I'VE COME HOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Nov, 19:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Sun 23 Nov, 8:12, Reply)
# Now do Clinton! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Nov, 19:03, Reply)
# Alright Bubba
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Nov, 20:45, Reply)
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From aaaaaaaaages ago

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 22 Nov, 23:32, Reply)
[challenge entry] XD…that reminds me…….
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Nov, 2:04, Reply)
#
quite an angry piss there
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 23 Nov, 3:06, Reply)
# He don't like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Nov, 5:28, Reply)
[challenge entry] Peas are mean

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 23 Nov, 22:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] Smashing!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Nov, 3:13, Reply)
# haha!
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 23 Nov, 9:42, Reply)
# Ha ha !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 23 Nov, 22:40, Reply)
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(lumpytesticle, Sat 22 Nov, 21:48, Reply)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov, 3:19, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Sherbs, Sat 22 Nov, 18:32, Reply)
# like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Nov, 18:45, Reply)
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Cheers =)
(Sherbs, Sat 22 Nov, 20:15, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 23 Nov, 14:52, Reply)
# Nice
(Sherbs, Sun 23 Nov, 16:05, Reply)
# I’ll drink to that! o/‘
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Nov, 19:02, Reply)
# feeling contrary this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 22 Nov, 13:09, Reply)
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(Porky Ragu, Sat 22 Nov, 13:06, Reply)
# nice
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 22 Nov, 13:16, Reply)
# Cartouched for the very first time

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 22 Nov, 17:23, Reply)
# I know where that's going
(rogerzilla, Sun 23 Nov, 17:10, Reply)
[challenge entry] It's wild and it's fierce...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 22 Nov, 11:41, Reply)
# Because I'm feeling spiteful today, unlike every other day ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 22 Nov, 11:10, Reply)
# Android? Mac OS? Python?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 22 Nov, 11:51, Reply)
# arseholes morons paedos
(rogerzilla, Sat 22 Nov, 12:07, Reply)
# I got a lot off my chest and felt a bit better.
I shall save those for dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 22 Nov, 12:16, Reply)
# Fedora for fucking stupid fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckheads
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Nov, 9:25, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Nov, 15:28, Reply)
# American Bean Tea
*a Heinz wrapper floats by on the breeze*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov, 1:34, Reply)
#
tuck in
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 23 Nov, 2:59, Reply)

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