My wife should know better than to ask me to arrange tomatoes on a quesadilla ....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:25,
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every March whether I need it or not
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 20:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Music and Food II"){kind=small}
I never meant to offer you a marrow. I never meant to offer any celery. I only wanted one time to see you eating. I only want to see you eating purple broccoli.
Captain Howdy,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:34,
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I'm sorry, this is too silly. And it doesn't rhyme!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 23:46,
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Come on Barbie let's go undercook some chicken and turn a sausage to charcoal
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:25,
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I remember buying a gas bbq and you couldn't turn it down low enough because the wind would blow it out. almost fucking killed myself on some chicken.
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Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:58,
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21 is the amount of pounds this sandwich cost
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:57,
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Nigel "some of my best friends are darkies. I mean coloureds. Anyway, I'm not racist"
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Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:37,
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I (hopefully) get the sentiment but you're actually publishing the racist language yourself.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:29,
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I also get the sentiment, they're inviting us all to laugh at P-words
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:39,
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Let's have a tiring debate about it.I think this is Alf Garnett situation. Maybe S-Crimmy can confirm or deny, but I think the intention is to invite us to laugh at the racist. Inevitably racists will laugh with the racism though.
It's made worse because we're also being invited to laugh at the stupidity of an ethnic minority MP defecting to a party of racists who would love to have him deported.
(It's made worse because we're also being invited to laugh at the stupidity of an ethnic minority MP defecting to a party of racists who would love to have him deported.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:31,
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I'm disappointedthat politics is slithering into B3ta, hope it avoids the fate of Imgur/Reddit etc.. But the point about NZ (from Reform's PoV) is that he's very British. It's a culture thing, it's not race or skin.
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Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:44,
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I wouldn't worry, I doubt there are enough posters left here to have much of a political debate. I'm sure you're right and that everyone in Reform only cares about how culturally British people are and would never discriminate against them based on skin colour.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:10,
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Can we just take it as read that over several excruciating paragraphs I've taken the time to find a dozen examples of:
various Faragist parties being full of racists,
Farage doing racism,
Farage aligning himself with other racist parties in the EU,
and that I've rhetorically superglued the flagshaggers, ultras and other racist thugs to Reform UK Ltd.
As a bonus can we also take it as read that Faragist parties have enjoyed the support of Putin and Trump, both of whom:
are on Farage's side in the culture wars,
employ crude forms of Christo-fascism and ethno-nationalism,
desire to see our country fail,
and that Farage has profited millions out of the ruination of this once functioning country.
This would save me a lot of time if possible. Thanks in advance.
BTW, b3ta has always been political. People who claim to be apolitical are usually the worst kinds of Faragist scum.
(various Faragist parties being full of racists,
Farage doing racism,
Farage aligning himself with other racist parties in the EU,
and that I've rhetorically superglued the flagshaggers, ultras and other racist thugs to Reform UK Ltd.
As a bonus can we also take it as read that Faragist parties have enjoyed the support of Putin and Trump, both of whom:
are on Farage's side in the culture wars,
employ crude forms of Christo-fascism and ethno-nationalism,
desire to see our country fail,
and that Farage has profited millions out of the ruination of this once functioning country.
This would save me a lot of time if possible. Thanks in advance.
BTW, b3ta has always been political. People who claim to be apolitical are usually the worst kinds of Faragist scum.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:24,
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It's even worse when you think that 'BBC' stands for 'Big Black Cocks'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:16,
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Quite the other way round usually - makes PronTube a bit confusing
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:27,
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No offenceHonestly didn’t think it was trying to do anything other than point out what a racist Cnut Farage is. Apologies for any offence caused. But more than anything, apologies for starting a political discussion. I’ll stick to posting things that look a bit like cocks.
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Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:39,
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Are you implying that /board is populated by hostile outrage-seekers?I must say I find that highly offensive.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 20:04,
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brb is a dick, that's the only problem here
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:49,
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Horses CalendarBack in the early-mid 2000s I saved six images from b3ta, of Pete Doherty on 'horses' - JPGs named hoarse, horsage, horsara, horser etc, if that rings a bell. No idea who made the originals. Recently had a horse-themed in-joke with my now-grown-up daughter, and they sprang to mind again – thought it would be fun (for me at least) to make her a calendar. And of course I ordered 25 A3 calendars which was prolly a bit much.
Anyway, and forgive me if this is off the mark, but would anyone like one, at cost? £10 including delivery (UK).
(Anyway, and forgive me if this is off the mark, but would anyone like one, at cost? £10 including delivery (UK).
vintly ....mostly bacon,
Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:44,
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