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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 13:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this in 2009 for the 'protect the embassy' challenge. Guess it didn't age well
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 16:36, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 13:15, archived)
# man, that's dark
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 17:03, archived)
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had to use AI for john as I can't fucking draw.

Now if only I could find the picture of him when he crashed an electric car prototype which looked a bit like a spaceship covered in solar panels. Private Eye did a great cover with that pic on and the speech bubble "This bloody thing won't go left!" :D

*edit* found it at private eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/covers/full/949_big.jpg
(lumpytesticle, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:34, archived)
# You could have just cut out a picture of Prescott and reduced the resolution
No one would mind, jokes better than technique and all that.
No ai here, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 6:25, archived)
# "We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you."
Surely this qualifies as getting some AI help around the edges, or have the goalposts moved again?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 8:33, archived)
# Is it help round the edges?
I read it as the main John Prescott bit was typed in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:18, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "Shall we play a game?"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 10:47, archived)
#
brilliant
(lumpytesticle, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:49, archived)
# Wargames 2: Greenland or bust
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 14:53, archived)
# ++
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] SIMS - Partygate

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Fart ooo bvious
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 6:50, archived)
#
lol
(lumpytesticle, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 10:32, archived)
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"You have been invited over to John and Norma Major's rooms in Number 10 Downing street for their favourite passtime of arranging garden peas on a plate. In this high stakes game you only have 4 days to arrange your 1000 peas into a regular pattern before the IRA strikes with a mortar attack.

Play online with friends (connection to mainframe via thick ethernet required)"

My ideas are getting increasingly silly. I apologise in advance for the next one
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:26, archived)
# Don't threaten me with a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:33, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:34, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:51, archived)
# Was this released before his Edwina Currie date arranger?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:01, archived)
# Cupboard love?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 20:10, archived)
# it's brain fart o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:05, archived)
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obvious really. this came to me when I was laying in the CT scanner this afternoon lol
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:30, archived)
# Puke Nuke Em
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Courtesy of the Lolita Express

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 21:25, archived)
# *unzips*
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:53, archived)
#
John major goes for a currie
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:06, archived)
# 24 x 7 365 days a year
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "On me...on me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:50, archived)
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Needs twice as much armour on his back than his front
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:35, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:23, archived)
# First glance I thought it was Ray Chubby Brown
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:34, archived)
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Is that Roy Chubby Browns brother?
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:41, archived)
# WASTED
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:48, archived)
#
Next grand theft Venezuela and grand theft Greenland
(lumpytesticle, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:24, archived)
# Best Prez Evahhhhhh! \o/

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)
# Is he taking that out of his child cancer charity
Or university
Or casino
Or steak business
Or your bank account?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:36, archived)
# None of the above.
He’s not a Democrat. ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:51, archived)
# The first four he definitely did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:01, archived)
# Good, I approve.
Pennies, compared to what the Democrats stole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 20:12, archived)
# You approve of stealing from a kids cancer charity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 22:01, archived)
# ^____^
Amusing how you phrase things, to make it look like I'm the bad guy.
Another case of DTS.
Get help.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Online video games count methinks
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)

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