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[challenge entry] The Button Moon Greasy Spoon Reboot.

Episode 1 - Mr Spoon uses a dirty word.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 28 Apr, 15:52, Reply)
# Gordon Ramsay due any moment
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Apr, 18:37, Reply)
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he wants his 20% service charge
(lumpytesticle, Tue 28 Apr, 18:47, Reply)
# You fucking spoon-handed donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr, 23:13, Reply)
#
impressive skillz
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Apr, 19:45, Reply)
# I'm not surprised he used a dirty word as he's buming his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Apr, 21:08, Reply)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr, 22:12, Reply)
# I think you might need a bigger shoehorn
young ones was a late night bbc show, and Ringu is a japanese horror
(piss and shit, Wed 29 Apr, 8:22, Reply)
# It's not his fault, his interface is borked and all he ever sees is this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr, 13:14, Reply)
# Aww shucks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr, 17:27, Reply)
# Actual LOL
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 29 Apr, 19:00, Reply)
# so your schoolmates never talked about Young Ones the next day?
mine all did, and it was aimed at the kids, as Rick often said! the 9pm BBC2 slot was great for shows that were childish in intent but maybe had a bit of swearing or violence!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 30 Apr, 2:00, Reply)
# well yeah
but the compo is to celebrate citv

we also talked about zoids and linda lusardi but neither of those are relevant to the compo
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr, 10:35, Reply)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Apr, 23:54, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Apr, 19:48, Reply)
# There is so much awesome here
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr, 21:17, Reply)
# Chump Manbear you hideous freak kiss me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr, 23:12, Reply)
[challenge entry] A funny way of walking and a whacky way of talking...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 28 Apr, 13:45, Reply)
[challenge entry] Obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr, 10:17, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Apr, 21:52, Reply)
# Haha!
No way could she keep a cat alive, let alone on a broomstick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 27 Apr, 23:30, Reply)
# I loved it when Larry snubbed her.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Apr, 0:17, Reply)
[challenge entry] The Mid-Afternoon Rockers
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Apr, 23:37, Reply)
# The Barbershop Window Wreckers
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr, 12:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] Santo in the Treasure of Duckula (1969)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Apr, 0:18, Reply)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 27 Apr, 20:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] Pea and NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 27 Apr, 21:26, Reply)
# Jess has been taking steroids
(rogerzilla, Tue 28 Apr, 7:31, Reply)
# Besties actually XD

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr, 20:37, Reply)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 27 Apr, 22:31, Reply)
# Cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr, 13:40, Reply)
# Ha!
FP this bastard.
(gijoel, Tue 28 Apr, 8:25, Reply)
# I’ve been B& from the front page.
It’s all HT and his Trump-hating buddies now.
Obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr, 13:41, Reply)
# I"ve not been FP'd for ages,
but I think it's because I haven't made anything funny for a while.

Still, thoughts and prayers for your poor persecuted MAGA minority, maybe we should get some DEI going to make you feel represented.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr, 22:05, Reply)
# I liked you better when you weren’t a blind sheep.
But I’ll let it go since you’ve entertained me many times.
I think my image is definitely worth a front page, but I’m not gonna hold my breath, since I know the ones who choose the images are against me in my beliefs. *shrugs* Whatever… I’ll keep on keeping on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr, 1:14, Reply)
# I liked you better when you weren't a brainwashed bootlicker, but each to their own.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr, 10:18, Reply)
# I will keep my Doc Martens shined in your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr, 3:56, Reply)
# It's the wrong width for FP anyway.
Surely you know about the preferred ratio?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr, 11:14, Reply)
# I know exactly what ‘they’ ‘prefer’.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr, 3:57, Reply)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 27 Apr, 18:33, Reply)
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(razzle, Mon 27 Apr, 21:12, Reply)
# I used to love Choron and the Wheelies
Also flumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr, 10:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Apr, 17:37, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Apr, 18:53, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 27 Apr, 14:44, Reply)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 27 Apr, 15:07, Reply)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 27 Apr, 12:13, Reply)
[challenge entry] Runaraaaand…you magnificent golden haired beast
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 27 Apr, 11:34, Reply)
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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Mon 27 Apr, 10:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] Duckferatu
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 27 Apr, 10:26, Reply)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr, 12:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CITV


CITV has come to an end after 46 years on air. Let's pay tribute by 'shopping your favourite shows, whether that's Knightmare, Wacaday, or a modern one that no one has ever heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Apr, 22:36, Reply)
# I would watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 26 Apr, 23:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr, 2:32, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr, 9:05, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr, 10:16, Reply)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 27 Apr, 11:15, Reply)
# 26 years? Probably more like 46...
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 27 Apr, 8:17, Reply)
# Oops.
I did the maths after a couple of Cherry Chouffes. I blame the gnome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Apr, 10:18, Reply)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 27 Apr, 11:14, Reply)
# it's weird thinking it's only been around since 1980, although that's just the brand and not kids' shows in general
but then I was reminded just yesterday that until the mid-80s daytime broadcasting was a rarity if it wasn't for schools, and morning telly only started then too! (which is when schools telly also moved from the main channels to their less popular siblings) - and of course C4 only started in '82, so it's *younger* than CITV!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 28 Apr, 6:06, Reply)
# Que?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr, 8:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] …

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr, 14:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] You’ve been watching…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr, 14:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] Here’s Johnny!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr, 20:52, Reply)
# All but one of Ball's shows were produced for the BBC.
The black guy's hair does not suggest the early 90s, the only time Ball worked for ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Apr, 16:58, Reply)
#
The Black Guy Derek Griffiths, if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 30 Apr, 19:06, Reply)
# The Muppet Show was broadcast on Friday nights at primetime (typically 8pm, with some regional variations).
Dad's Army is BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Apr, 17:01, Reply)
# needs more 2000-yard stare
(rogerzilla, Mon 27 Apr, 18:22, Reply)
# Postman Pat was BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Apr, 23:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] 😢
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Apr, 9:32, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Apr, 19:38, Reply)
# Did I do bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 26 Apr, 14:59, Reply)
# Sunday? Punday!
(lumpytesticle, Sun 26 Apr, 13:22, Reply)
# This is how the world ends
Not with a bang but a wimple.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 26 Apr, 14:15, Reply)
# Dinner...dinner...dinner...dinner...
(lumpytesticle, Sun 26 Apr, 13:08, Reply)

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