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(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:48, archived)
# Jewish, Shirley.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:32, archived)
# Don't ascend there!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:19, archived)
# Arc! the herald angels sing
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:58, archived)
# The power of Christ propels you!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)
# jimmyyyyy!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 0:04, archived)
# What's that frazzled thing tied in the power lines above?
That's a mess, higher.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:00, archived)
# Didn’t happen
There’s no earth path. Now, if he was bridging phases…..

Sorry, but Arf! Anyway.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 17:57, archived)
# I would happen
if he ascended into heaven too quickly, before reaching his full potential.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 4:54, archived)
# Thought I’d break with tradition and post mid-week.

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(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:07, archived)
# Covering both bases for Austin v Austen there
at least it wasn't Ass-stain or Owlstain
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)
# I did my dissertation on Owlstain.
But then, I am an ornithologist, not a literature student.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:25, archived)
# Now thinking of Jane's Owlstains which leads me to Jane's Owls possibly of the British Forces
cheaper to feed than your average squaddie and provide their own nightvision

unrelated owl adjacent mistake
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Passes#%22A_distressing_blunder%22
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:04, archived)
# Well done for reading my handwriting at all.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 0:23, archived)
# Very neat
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:57, archived)
# Like all serial killers, ever.
"He was very quiet and kept himself to himself, but he always seemed nice and pleasant. Very neat handwriting too."
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 10:41, archived)
# following the They Live meme.


Made everything except the title on the train. Probably wouldn't be good look creating that lol.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:04, archived)
# Happy St George's Day
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 16:02, archived)
# Well, this is my 1500th message.
It seems quite timely. I've not been around for years and years, I'm not sure if anyone I knew from back then (Dave the Hat for instance?) would even still be around.

It's a funny coincidence with that message number, as I've been thinking of dropping that last pieces of social media / social networks, and going back to nicer, smaller environments. My first thought was something like the old bulletin boards I used to use (I mean, I'm old enough to have used BBSes before the internet, but I mean like phpBB stuff). Small, niche communities where people are generally intelligent, nice to each other, and talk positively.

So I dusted off my old b3ta and SA accounts. I've been in a couple of kebble subs on reddit which were generally pretty good, and I have fond memories of usenet in the 90s. Obviously, you can't go back in time, but that's the sort of community/vibe I feel I need to be around again now, and less whatever... all this is *gestures at internet*

So, hello, I'm going to be delighted to keep an eye on this place again, and I wonder, does anyone have other similar interesting forums with nice vibes they'd recommend? B3ta was a daily event for me back in the day, SA seems to have fallen into itself a bit, and 4chan was never my kind of vibe.

Sending everyone a good Thursday and hoping you're well.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:20, archived)
# Welcome back.
Get that Photoshop 5 CD dusted off.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:55, archived)
# I genuinely used to use 5.5, maybe 3 or 4 before that.
I definitely have Redhat Linux 3.0.3 in a physical box and CD set somewhere.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:29, archived)
# I'd suggest subbing to the newsletter - works as a reminder we exist
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:00, archived)
# Alright Rob
This is going back so far, we met at that Jonathan Coulton gig in a tiny venue in London. I don't even know what decade that was anymore.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:31, archived)
# Apparently
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:34, archived)
# Just teasing, welcome back.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:35, archived)
# Cheers :)
My photoshop skills haven't so much degraded from 20 years of non-use as they will need to be unearthed by some intrepid explorer and Steven Spielberg will turn it into a bloody movie.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:38, archived)
# This.
This is what I came back for.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:31, archived)
# All my old forums are dead or enshittificated, soz.
I never joined social media because I have no need to include another billionaire middleman in my private communications.

Now it seems like mostly OAPs are using it to make their WW2 hero parents turn cartwheels in their graves.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)
# 4 eva in ow hartz
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)
# A few are still out there!
There is a wonderful little one for fans of Sid Meier's Pirates (one of the best games of all times, fr fr no cap etc). There's an immense modding and replaying community around it, and they're not on twitch/youtube etc, they play and share on the forum.

www.hookedonpirates.com/forums/

Of course you have to be a fan to be interested in it, but this is the sort of thing I mean - little groups of awesome people doing fun stuff together, not performative or for the views.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:03, archived)
# Forums were the best use of internet, for sure.
Most of mine died quite early after MySpace and Facebook ruined everything.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:43, archived)
# Pardon my igorance
what is SA? a quick search says Sexual Assault, Salvation Army, Sturmabteilung. Not sure which of these are associated with b3ta in any way.
My dream is that it refers to a yet-undiscovered trove of similar skills and humour to comfort my twilight years.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:31, archived)
# thank you
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:38, archived)
# Is it Sheen teim yet?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 5:10, archived)
# A Shein Sheen Machine?
I'll get me coat
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:21, archived)
# Apparently
mod: Unless I'm missing something, this just looked fashy and joke-free, so gone.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:47, archived)
# It's not okay to be a cunt, though.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:38, archived)
# It's an inexplicable entry to the Jobs for Jesus challenge, and you forgot to compo it.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)
# Ai?

(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)
# If it is, I don't think the rest of us need to be worried about it taking our jobs.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:18, archived)
# It was the
appalling word spacing that bothered me
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 9:58, archived)
# Apparently
IT'S         NOT
OK TO
SPACE
WORDS WEIRDLY
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:08, archived)
# A cause for kerncern?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:42, archived)
# These days if you say you're English ...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:01, archived)
# that's a very popular doctor!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:16, archived)
# re-pea my own image
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:19, archived)
#
btw i realised long after the title for the first photo should be "Reich turn Clyde!"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:25, archived)
# Fake News
An orangutan would be more competent.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 8:43, archived)
# Who's that chick in the white?
And is she single?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)
#
yes, she has a single braincell
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 16:16, archived)
# whatever floats your boat matey, but
paula white-cain is as corrupt and ugly as they come in that house
she's the unctuous voice in trump's ear convincing him he's the second coming
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies - this challenge has given me a photo editing version of Verbal Diarrhoea
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:31, archived)
# Surprised no one has done Long Lost Family or Who Do You Think You Are
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:38, archived)
#
real father turns out to be a mass killer who drowned a load of people
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)
# Listening to 90s radio is like playing Jesus Jones roulette
They were crap then, and the songs haven't improved with age
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Gawd Almighty!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:03, archived)
# "BAH GAWD, OFF THE TOP CRUCIFIX"
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He gave his life on the crossing.

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