b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 44326 (Older | Newer)

# Damn, I've lurked around here for while now!


23!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sun 7 Jun, 15:40, Reply)
# The fire! It burns!!
Merry Candlemas
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 7 Jun, 16:13, Reply)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun, 16:30, Reply)
# Lord of phosphorus!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 Jun, 16:36, Reply)
# Happy candies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 7 Jun, 18:15, Reply)
# Happy Candles!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 7 Jun, 18:55, Reply)
# Bonza Bonzo!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 7 Jun, 21:49, Reply)
# that s a burn fest happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Jun, 22:04, Reply)
# Merry Christmas
I'm new here
(Salamandre, Mon 8 Jun, 8:29, Reply)
# Happy Candles Sir iiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 8 Jun, 21:01, Reply)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (108 kb)
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Sun 7 Jun, 7:16, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun, 2:04, Reply)
# Wheres mah flyin' monkeys?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun, 16:31, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun, 21:06, Reply)
# now I'm a believer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun, 21:56, Reply)
# MONKE HEVAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Tue 9 Jun, 16:48, Reply)
# Star Wars reboot template. Let's see the RTX cards upscale this

Star Wars gif
(Kevin Doyle, Sun 7 Jun, 1:00, Reply)
# Is this for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun, 3:41, Reply)
# Poor Trent. So misunderstood.

Click for bigger (551 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Jun, 19:07, Reply)
#
M6X20 counterbore hex head?
(Pompey Monkey, Sun 7 Jun, 1:40, Reply)
# APOLOGIES TO RANDOM BUBBLEHEAD INTERNET GUY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun, 13:52, Reply)
# What a dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jun, 15:47, Reply)
# Yes, I am
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun, 15:58, Reply)
# Quite impressive girth though
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jun, 16:29, Reply)
# The kind of cold where your whole head drips out of your nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun, 23:47, Reply)
# I improved it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun, 12:53, Reply)
# bulb...bulb...bulb...bulb..bulb..
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Tue 9 Jun, 16:28, Reply)
# Peter Thiel with eye-browels is an odd thing

(bOrisk, Sat 6 Jun, 4:32, Reply)
# SAY "I'M SICK". SAY "I'M SICK" ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 Jun, 19:53, Reply)
# Christopher Hitchens exposed her
as the perverse sadist she actually was. So ironic that she's still held up as a saintly paragon of virtue. Utterly vile human being.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jun, 20:28, Reply)
# not just saintly
but sainted. Ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 Jun, 21:58, Reply)
# If she can get a sainthood, anyone can with a little effort and good PR
How does "Saint Rotating Wobbly Hat" sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun, 23:49, Reply)
# *starts building pyre*
I don't think anyone can do a condemnation of RWH's heresies in Spanish or Portugese so should we just have a screening of the classic animation Auto Daffy instead?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Jun, 6:37, Reply)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Jun, 9:32, Reply)
# Oh I'm a martyr all right. Every time she asks me to take out the rubbish or pick up the towels off the bathroom floor.
It's SO UNFAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Jun, 7:40, Reply)
# So what kinds of miracles would be performed in your name?
"My hat spontaneously rotated and wobbled!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Jun, 10:17, Reply)
#
I left /talk with my dignity intact.

LOL J/K.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Jun, 14:33, Reply)
[challenge entry] I can feel it, coming in your hair tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Jun, 16:30, Reply)
[challenge entry] Hydrogen/Helium/Lithium/Leviathan/ mit Q&A wit Douglas Dietrich Unt Pink Initiation Live //Meanwhile Kendo Nagasaki Rejoices Chris Morris' Return to RAGA.


Meanwhile In Toronto the sacred androgynous Eunuch of Baphomet.

Protocol 333/
Kendo Nagasaki and the Man Behind the Mask (BUY NOW YOU FUCKING SHIT)
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Fri 5 Jun, 15:45, Reply)
# Who do you think you are, Kendo Nagasaki?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jun, 15:51, Reply)
# I need to read his autobiography, available via Ebay, apparently he lost his finger in a street fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Fri 5 Jun, 15:54, Reply)
# You should subscribe to his youtube channel, it's legitimately ace.
www.youtube.com/@KendoNagasaki101

Also WrestleMe have done 2 or 3 excellent videos about him:
www.youtube.com/@WrestleMe
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jun, 18:07, Reply)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Tue 9 Jun, 16:57, Reply)
# Christ Morris
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun, 16:18, Reply)
# happy now? //happy in paraguay// christscockandballs.jpg// so you wanna be startin somethin
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Fri 5 Jun, 16:30, Reply)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun, 14:06, Reply)
# and now, is it better with 1 or 2....1.....or 2......1........or 2...........1.................2

(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Tue 9 Jun, 17:23, Reply)
# The world needs more Kendo Nagasaki.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 5 Jun, 20:01, Reply)
# most definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Tue 9 Jun, 17:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] forget dm
(ozof, Fri 5 Jun, 7:18, Reply)
# this is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Jump Jape Jovian Only Jape In the World, Fri 5 Jun, 15:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] Urgghhh…she’s picking his nose
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 4 Jun, 16:44, Reply)
# that's one hairstyle that's never had a retro revival, the "Massive Fucking Perm" on blokes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Jun, 1:41, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Thu 4 Jun, 16:36, Reply)
# somewhat ironically at the Trevor Horn Band gig in Shepherd's Bush Empire last December
Seal guested to sing Slave To The Rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Jun, 20:37, Reply)
# It Buggles the mind to think about, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun, 17:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] I'd always had my suspicions....

Click for bigger (110 kb)
(TrickyFBZ Tricky, Thu 4 Jun, 16:19, Reply)
# RIS?
(sithemong, Fri 5 Jun, 10:49, Reply)
# I suspect it's a reference to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jun, 17:39, Reply)
# Looks like it should have a man in a balaclava with an Armalite on the side.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 5 Jun, 20:03, Reply)
# Instead it has the sinister penguin
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun, 21:04, Reply)
[challenge entry] I won't be ignored Dan...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Jun, 20:10, Reply)
# Ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 4 Jun, 20:57, Reply)
# I hate fuckin’ nicey nicey Disney films. Let’s fuck shit up.

Click for bigger (161 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 3 Jun, 16:51, Reply)
# I agree
(Alfred Hitchcock, Wed 3 Jun, 17:54, Reply)
# Apparently it's June

Click for bigger (261 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 3 Jun, 15:50, Reply)
# Mmmmm
Pie.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Jun, 14:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately alive
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Jun, 9:18, Reply)
# This is a normal post.
Are you ready?
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 3 Jun, 5:42, Reply)
# Oh wow, so is this one!
Yay for normal posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun, 11:17, Reply)
# https://www.b3ta.com/r/talk
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Jun, 11:27, Reply)
# Posting the secret link is a crime.
Punishment incoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun, 12:20, Reply)
# Fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Jun, 12:44, Reply)
# Splendid.
Punishment canceled! Have a lovely day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun, 12:57, Reply)
# Too late! You have opened a portal to the /chat realm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun, 13:26, Reply)
# Get back in, fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun, 15:46, Reply)
# HI I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun, 21:00, Reply)
# I got the naughty step for posting one of these
What secret rule did I break? :D
(Alfred Hitchcock, Wed 3 Jun, 15:16, Reply)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds