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Dear God this kangaroo thing is getting lame.......

but i'm not done yet!!!

malearoo turned his head into the eyes of a killer homee rhinocerous...(please pardon the upcoming rapper slang...)

"Yo Dogg! Getaway from mah girl!!! She's mine!!!!!!!!"

Malearoo replied to his competitor, "Never!!! She's mine!!!!!"

(click here! Image is too big)www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/rhinoxhead.jpg

"Is that a challenge?"

(click here too....)www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/rooxhead.jpg

"Naturally...."

FIGHT SCENE COMING UP!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!! GIVE ME INPUT!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE THIS IS LAME BUT IT WILL END WELL!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:01, archived)

good

god

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)

I do hope thats a good good God

I'm trying hard...

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:05, archived)

good god

the rhinos funny
i once saw a rhino at the zoo where someone had writen grafiti in the mud on its side

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

Honest?

Poor creature...i hope it was interesting grafitti........

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)

Good Good God

I think.
Woo! to minimalist stylings.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)

Scuse me

but I've been away cos my machine went phut! Very Loudly I might add... Bloody PSU blew up if you can believe that...and I have surge protection before you all start yelling about that...

Now my question is, where the hell's the B3ta wallpaper site? My bookmarks went at the same time too :-(

Ta in advance for assistants (and I do know what I mean by that!)

(MSPaintGuru, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:59, archived)

theres a b3ta wallpaper site?

i got giddy at having the spiderman has made you gay page as my start page

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

ROLF MAYO

to that!! I must have missed that... I was after the FLOK stuff in particular but will make a note to see it when I get there!!

(MSPaintGuru, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

here you go...

I think this is what you're after.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:06, archived)

thank you

mister

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)

sorry

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:53, archived)

LOL

Woo yay

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)

woooo

yay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:57, archived)

hah hah

don't apologise

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:57, archived)

I felt I

must. I'll have nightmares from it.

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

i had a nightmare

the other night wher i had glass stuck in my hands and had to hoover it out

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

how

did you operate the hoover with glass in your hands?

how many hands u got?

(tasty, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)

mmm

i didnt think of that
i have a new dyson
as well as making tea, it automatically hoovers the house

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:05, archived)

ah,

if only it did the laundry as well, I'd be off to get one right away.

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)

muchos woo yays

(tasty, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

There aren't enough evil kittens today.

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:52, archived)

Aww cute

..'e just wants a pat!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)

Nah

more like a kissy

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Weevilgrl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

dogs

are the new kittens.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:55, archived)

my cat not tampered with

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:56, archived)

jeasus

nasty

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:58, archived)

mmm

scared the fuck out of me when i first saw it
taken with digital cam

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:59, archived)

he's only half evil

one of his ears is still up.

My cat was evil. He learnet that the quickest way to get me up in the morning (to feed him/let him out/ stroke him) was to start projetiling copius amounts of cat vomit.
When he had none available he would just make the noise.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:57, archived)

mine

would bite my nostril.

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

aahahah

mine does the same. but sometimes the little bugger does it for spite.

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

Damn right

nothing wakes me up faster than that
*hwoickgh* *hwoickgh* *hwoickgh*
in the darkness..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)

Roo Soap Opera 3

It was love at first sight...

Until a voice shook the entire zoo....\

"YOU! KANGAROO! GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!!!!"

*DUN DUN DAAAAAAA.......*

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:52, archived)

Roo Soap Opera, Part 2

The male roo strode into the Sydney zoo....and to his surprise...he saw a great delight to his eyes.....he had never SEEN a female of his species before....her hair smelled of feces, she stunk of kangaroo sweat, and her eyes were clogged with kangaroo eye gunk. She was a sight to behold...

She looked out of her enclosure. Who was that coming? Femalearoo had never seen a male before....he was so macho....his red speedo and tight white shirt made him look very sexy. Just what her ad was asking for! But why had he come here...?

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)

hehe

i am now eating fried sausagemeat.

it is not very nice.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:48, archived)

i am now

eating peperami hot
it IS very nice

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:51, archived)

i am now eating

the pizza.

Which is nice enough.

I can confirm that there is no penguin in it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)

Is ti

pickled?

(techsmurf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

Ha!

I like your style...
New, fresh, pushing the envelope.
Like a punk salad spinner.

(techsmurf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)

The Kangaroo Dating Series, part 1

Okay, heres a mini-series for you all.

View these two first....

www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/funnykangaroo.jpg

www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/kangarooxgirl.jpg

Then, one one day, the male decided to take a trip to this other zoo he had heard of...

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

hahhah

i like your mspaint style
thats the way forward
mspaint is the new black

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:33, archived)

has anyone seen

the new music video where its all
done in right shit old styleblock graphics?
like spectrum loading screens
the one with the squirel blowing things up at the end?
its fucking class

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

done by shynola

called 'move your feet' by Junior Senior a danish group

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

thats the fella

fella ;)

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:46, archived)

They're lovely

and so the twain shall meet?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

have you noticed

kangaroos have very little ability to relieve sexual frustration

(tasty, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)

not really...

when i was at a wildlife park one of them was erm.. "Fighting the cyclops with the five headed monster until he cried"...
he has a relived look on his face

alright, he had a look of fierce concentration as the end of roo paws have scrathy claws which could probably slice right through your meat stick.

not that i've tried it.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:49, archived)

wow

i didn't think they could reach hehe

(tasty, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:50, archived)

Perhaps

he was especially "gifted"?

I didn't hang around to see if his talent included aiming...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

it is true........

but i shall prove that wrong!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:49, archived)

Shoe Policy Part 2

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

he want's to get himself over to club foot

no problems getting in there.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

ho ho

boom boom

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:34, archived)

thats

some harsh policy
anyways, how does he get up the steps?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

bloody doormen!

let the poor dalek in! he only wants a few drinks, maybe a dance and to exterminate a few people!

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:33, archived)

also

www.b3ta.com/hawking

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

thats

a fucking funny club

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

i've been

to that club

(tasty, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:37, archived)

Ahah! ...the fight goes on!

(edit)there's a bit of a 10 commandment in there if you can be bothered to look.

(cheebatv, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

hahhah

thats a fucking big button
edit - damn fine mushroom cloud

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

well

he's gettin on a bit his eyesight ain't what it used to be
edit - the mushroom isn't mine i found it
i like to think i'm like a dj but with images!! how fucking pretentious can i get!!

(cheebatv, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:38, archived)

rarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

g'night :)

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

aaaah!

i'm scared!!! The bread!!!!! Aiiiiiii!!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

To Bed!

Or possibly the garden to freeze to death while staring at the moon.

I'm not totally decided yet.

Tata all.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

hahaha

please stop all this, i need to eat and it's putting me off!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

I don't know why that made me laugh but it did

woo

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

woo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:35, archived)

excellent

huzzah

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:38, archived)

That's the best thing since...

...er... I dunno, my mind's gone blank.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:47, archived)

I have a question

The other night (Saturday night, i think) i posted up two pictures in a series, and promised more. I had to leave early though, and left you all hanging! Am i allowed to post up the first two pictures (that i had already put up) and then the rest of the series? Please confirm!!!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

How about

links to the first two with the recent pic?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

That works

But you have to see them in order!!!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

well post the first pic and links to the others then

in order.
or something :)
I mean really though at this time of the night/morning you can just post all of them but do them sideways - 2 to a line maybe rather than one on top of the other.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

generally post the new pic/s

and at the bottom of the post link to (Part 1) and (Part 2)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

i've not seen em

so you can post for me mate

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

This shouldn't be in the fridge

wrong wrong wrong

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:25, archived)

hahhah

im laughing

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

GASP

THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

That's my 2nd favourite flavour

right behind spider

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K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

And right in front of

Kitten and Spicy Brains.

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

No, indeed!

It should be in your microwave, cooking up for hot steamy penguin yumminess!

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

not suitable

for microwave cooking apparantly.

You've put me off eating it now, you bastard!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

that's really good!

BIGGEST WOO YAY.
I hsall endeavor to make a new woo yaya just to honor that picture.
(when i can be arsed :0))

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

George finally found the "smoking Gun"

Clicky Me Biggy
Apologies if this has been done before or is just simply lame. I'm very tired.
I think i may have just broken the record for "most expensive internet access ever" by paying A$166 per MINTUE for ten minutes. (UK sterling 60)
In saying that it did come with a flight and a hotel room in Auckland, New Zealand. I can't believe i had to leave the country (Aus) to get another visa and all it took was 5 clicks on Australia’s immigration website, But, they scan your passport at customs, and if you're in Oz when you apply...oooooooo badness.
Bureaucratic twats.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)

That, is superb.

Couldn't you just go into an Embassy and ask to use a computer? Legally they're a part of the country that owns them, so it should stand up in court.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:23, archived)

that is

fantastic!!!!!! i'm doubled up laughing.

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)

nope, you have to have your passport processed.

which is unavialble at the embassy (i asked, really)

also i wasn't aloud to get in a boat and travel into international waters and come back.

skydiving was also excluded

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:52, archived)

nice one

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

Hi Ho Hi Ho It's off to war we go

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K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

with a gun and a knife

and an iraqi man's wife

hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

Where you

just here? I thought you were coming a ways off..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

so did i

Until my lawyer rang me up on friday evening and said "holy fuck, you've get out of the counrty pronto. They've set the fuzz on you."
so i said: "'ave you gone raving mad?"
And he said "no, and that question just cost you another 100"

i had to get aletter signed by my company on monmday morning other wise i would have flown out that night. As it was i spent just under 16 hours in New zealand. You have nice taxi drivers and a crap airport :0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)

This is so wrong...

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mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)

yet

so right...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)

Walk this way! Talk this wwaayy haayy!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:14, archived)

Forgive me father for I have sinned,

and spilt neat 50% vodka down my t-shirt.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:16, archived)

that is mental stuff!!

I love it :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:18, archived)

woo

the guy in the picture is actually me :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)

severe advisory level

(volker00, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:09, archived)

thats..

..just so fox news
hehheh

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:10, archived)

It looks like a horse.

B&W for effect you understand.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:08, archived)

looks more like

a Tapiir

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:10, archived)

Ooh, good call.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:11, archived)

nice exemplification

though!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:12, archived)

Actually, looking at them,

Tapirs have pointer noses.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:13, archived)

very nice

woo to that

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:14, archived)

I swear, those Bee-Gees...

...give me the heebie-jeebies.

(Ged, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

yay

for heebie jeebies.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:07, archived)

And Woo

for Bee Gee Heebie Jeebies!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

Woo!

burn in hell you Gibb bastards!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:14, archived)

Tony now had a jacket just like Dubya's

sorry, yes i know were all sick of tony and dubya pics,
but it's been in my head all week.

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:04, archived)

you don't see me doing pics of my teeth

do you?
;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

or your

spicy brains

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

i can smell

your spicy brains

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:23, archived)

Very apt

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:02, archived)

well i was walking down the street just the other day

when i met a man from space - a zillion miles away.
He tried to bite my head off and vapourise my knees,
so I hit him with a pizza and a giant tin of peas.

oh... sorry didn't see the big C.
(shamelessly stolen from Whizzer & Chips)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:03, archived)

you're in

one of them moods tonight aint you

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:04, archived)

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