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# open wide jason
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Ooh, nice pic!
Is that a crocodile or an alligator?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I thought
it's a dentist. Still, I could be wrong, as I am still reeling from getting horribly smashed last night. It was ace. Although I can't shake off the pins and needles in my right hand, which is rather scary.

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Morning
you can stop being French now
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Good,
I didn't understand that.
I know lets have Latin day!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Nooooooo!
The alta vista translation page doesn't do Latin!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Ah
but I have a Latin A-level.

Ave atque vale!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Quo
Vadis
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)
# And thats
enough of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)
# ita vero
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Veni
Vedi
Vici
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Aaaahahahahahah!
I started doing Latin a-level - I was the only person in my year to do it, and it was FUCKIN hard, so I gave it up and did music instead :)
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Wanted to so archaeology @ university
it was a requirement...

I hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Yay
I love Crocs
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)
# I worry
about my dentist.


Woo to a much better dentist pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Double
arrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)
# *JUMP*
THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR! THE DENTAL FEAR!
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:10, archived)
# They look
like Zig and Zag
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)
# pffft!
Panic over at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Every cloud has a silver lining!
Well, I was a runner up in the recent www.monsterism.net competition, rather than one of the top 3, which gave off a kind of "so close yet so far away to winning all those amazing prizes" way. But Pete Fowler who makes the monsterism figures just sent an email saying he'd send some stuff anyway. I am cheery now!

Oh, here's my entry:

(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Cool!
Pete Fowler's stuff rocks. Your picture is very well done too. Shall we play the gallery music? Would you like a Blue Peter badge. Hurrah! it's far too early, my head is full of weasels
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:42, archived)
#
Bum, ting! Bum , BUM, tiiing, (loop).

Thanks. And yes, me wanty teh blue peter badge.
Shower time.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:47, archived)
# mornin'
(kaiser@school, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Morning!
You lunatic!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)
# i am at school now
so i cannot save it.
eep, late for psychology.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Bareback sealion surfing
(Unununium, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:18, archived)
# oh my
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:20, archived)
# That looks like fun!
Where can I get one?
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Kewl!
TJ... Morning folks. Last night, me and 7 mates, all slightly drunk, went up to the new security camera tower in Crystal Palace with a ghetto blaster with the theme from 633 Squadron on it, and ran around the camera tower, arms outstretched, in formation, doing swoops and splits and bursts and stuff, just like the Red Arrows (only quite a bit slower). We could see the camera following us, so I hope we lightened up the day of the operator. This came out of a moany conversation about Nanny State stuff and cameras everywhere and you can't get a monthly travelcard these days without providing your name and proof of address etc etc. Made us feel much better. I was hoping the police would be called, but alas...

That is all!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)
# I had a nice cup of tea on the other hand.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Didn't you use a cup?
Edit: As in, 'on the other hand'... didn't really work, that one, did it? Hummus low due to headache...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)
# fookin schtowdernts!
Top tip: Most CCTV cameras don't have microphones.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Students?
Testicles! I'm a 40 year old married CAD technician with a nice house and a gardening habit. And the music was for our benefit. Helped sync our routine. Although apparently more and more CCTVs are being miked up. George Orwell eat your heart out...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Yeah
I work in a (sorta) CCTV company, although we do robots as well so all is not bad. Camera's going up all over the place.
(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Yep. I don't remember voting for that.
The cunts. Local elections coming up folks, register your distaste for the current incumbents. This little Mosquito fighter bomber won't be voting Labour any more...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)
# That
Sounds like a childrens book.
(possibly written by fergie)

"The little mosquito fighter bomber who didn't vote labour"

Or er something
(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Now that made me giggle like a
loon...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Crappy paintmash
knocked up quick.

(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Wow
That has really got my day off to a good start.
Well done you nutters.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)
# You're legally entitled to a copy of that tape.
Costs about a tenner. You'll need a form to fill in, but they cannot refuse to give you a copy. ala Mark Thomas.

Go do it. I wanna see.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)
# You know that under the terms of the Data Protecton Act
you can ask for a copy of that tape. Might be a nice one for the archive
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Stupid damn gourds!
They oughta shoot the lot of 'em.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:04, archived)
# That is really good!
Woo and yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Gourd Lourd!
That is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Smashing!
Woo!
8)
(kaiser@school, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)
# a whole hilarious out take show could be made
from these previously undiscovered files from Gourdgeous Farm.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I'd just like to say that
I nearly bought a gourd yesterday

git
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 7:01, archived)
# why didn't you?
I certainly will, the next time I come across one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 7:06, archived)
# Where
the hell can you get them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)
# you should have guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:39, archived)
# But
of course! W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:43, archived)
# i thought you were going to do this

edit - and on that note, i'm off to gourd, err bed. night all
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:55, archived)
# ooooh
abstract gourd, i like.

But I ponder whether or not it gets to go in the gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:58, archived)
# i think mine's crap
and doesn't deserve to be in, though you can put it in if you want. Yours though definately needs to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 7:01, archived)
# i don't really know why
but i have saved yours for later uploading.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 7:12, archived)
# Watch out
when visiting the high north of Norway.

(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:10, archived)
# very gourd
that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:13, archived)
# well,
no hands wasn't the obvious one here..... but now I guess somebody else will place furtive and/or fluffy in the sign. What's your idea then..... or must we wait and see?
/edit: btw, I'm thinking of having him/them drive off the sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:21, archived)
# Actually
I fear what silhouette someone might come up with...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Fucksocks!


edit - aaaaarrrggh!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:04, archived)
# Christ!
Scary.
But the memories...
what a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:08, archived)
# Woo to the Yay
To the hoopla !
(R3Z, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:12, archived)
# Leg got a kick outta the fact that she'd found a masochist


This is a kind of repost..... hope you don't mind too much at this hour.
Biggey (270K)


The Independant Leg:
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:52, archived)
# arf
what a silly series.

parp, honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:57, archived)
# Hehehe,
and I'm silly enough to take that as a compliment!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:00, archived)
# boing, meep, poop!
only on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:02, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:16, archived)
# don't be sad
what I meant was that only on b3ta would silly noises be a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:31, archived)
# :-)
thanks! Not always easy being a foreigner on top of being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:42, archived)
# parp
honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:44, archived)
# ooh if you're still around
somewhere around here I have some gourds. the first two are pretty bad, but i'm proud of the third
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:04, archived)
# yarrrr
thanking ye kindly dear sir, as ye can see from one, I was in school at the time and could not harvest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:10, archived)
# It looks like Furtive
is the one who's getting a kick out of it.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Hehe - sure,
but then again, that's the whole point, innit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:14, archived)
# Guess who couldn't sleep




So here's a selection of some of my Gourd pictures.
How exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:27, archived)
# Yay
beware, you've sown the seeds of a most fertile bandwagon.
One day soon I shall rain my gourds down upon you (when I have time)!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:28, archived)
# I hereby
publicly apologise for any trauma anyone may be suffering from due to the recent over-use of Gourds on the board.

Sincerely,
SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:30, archived)
# No need
to apologise.... you've even had me thinking of how I can make a gourd.... and at the rate I'm going, I'm hoping it will continue for a bit longer - LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:59, archived)
# i do believe
I spawned a permanant ingredient in the b3ta fabric.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 6:03, archived)
# 100 DAYS!!!
and fifteen minutes, apprently.
i didn't do anything crap and lame for my 100 posts anniversary, so i thought i'd do something crap and lame now, when no one's watching, so i could say i did.


biggerus: www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/topgun/100-days.gif
cant be arsed doing the special clicky mabigitty.

hmmm maybe i should do some homework
(TopGun6061, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Neato
putty knives??
..brain.. not.. functioning..

go on, repost the purple weasel pic in this thread, I still like it.

hmm. Well, this is the one I was thinking of anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)
# morning!
i left the me sponged animation you did on everyones pc at work before i left yesterday, i dont think they're on the same crazy wavelength as us cos nobody even cracked a smile
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:39, archived)
# Weird!
what's wrong with them?
how can this sort of thing not melt their flinty hearts?



</shamelessrepost>
though it's not technically a repost cos' I just reduced the file size from 118kb to a satanic 66.6kb..

Show them some of Joel's / Rob's / Weebl's stuff and see if they can keep a straight face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:49, archived)
# awwwwwww
thats the sweetest :o)
time to sneak out early

night!
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:53, archived)
# oi
don't tell me the board has run out of hummous for the night already???
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:44, archived)
# As I've only
just come home, I'll quick make something up.

/edit
aaannnd... I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:46, archived)
# is it a
cowguin ??
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:56, archived)
# I used up all my hummus
in my first two pictures. :(

But I do think there is a place for unphotoshopped cats, when the hummus situation is desperate enough to warrant it.


(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:48, archived)
# it looks as though it is saying
"hey, baby. how cool am I?"


I am so retarded
(Mortimer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:50, archived)
# or...
oh fucksocks, lockjaw again,
gotta stop yawnin'....
... does someone mind twatting me in the mouth
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:59, archived)
# or un-photoshopped cats
taking a sophisticated shit!

(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Looks like it...
no posts for an hour. More gourds than hummus about these days.
Have a browse through the spazz, and pretend there's new posts coming on the board every time you hit 'View Older Messages' :)
Once again, gourd night all
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Ummm
I've only just sat down for a spazz.
..too busy at work to hummus..
*aching all over*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:49, archived)
# hullo everyone
im just in here lurking, makin a 100 days image cos i never made a 100 posts one. and I'm lame. too.
(TopGun6061, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:00, archived)
# evil kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:54, archived)
# He
hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:54, archived)
# woo yay
tattyshop tennis
15-0
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:55, archived)
# oh god
not sure i have enough hummus for this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:57, archived)
# if i had ps on this machine
my contribution would read "bumgay" instead of golf sale
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)
# return!

It's a shite 30sec job.
/edit Who will be the first to gourd it??
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)
# i can't be arsed
too tired and busy playing with me piercing :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:03, archived)
# *shudder*
How long's it been since you pierced it?
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:04, archived)
# On second thought
I'd rather not go to bed still thinking about that. Enjoy yourself... 'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:07, archived)
# 6-7 hours
and night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:14, archived)
# What kind
of piercing? Nipple? Ear? Prince Norbert?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:57, archived)
# Oh crap
you haven't heard...?
Yes it's a penis stud.
Woo and yay.
..spazz for "piercing" and you'll probably find out more than you wanted to know.

ape was too much of a pussy to get a Prince Albert.. heh..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:21, archived)
# From what I remember him saying he was planning, it was just foreskin.
He did it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)
# I can't get into piercing
I'm too clumsy, I'd always be catching myself on things, no matter what I got pierced.
Plus the cat likes to play with any jewellery / taonga I'm wearing, and that could be bad.
I'll stick with tattooing.

night everyone..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:27, archived)
# give me a few moments
and i'll give your kitten a gourd.

If you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 5:29, archived)
# "Oooh, look at him swing, Boycie!"

*Clap*
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Cats are mean
^FACT^ Playing with their food like that, it's just not nice.

Anyway, I'm posting this mainly to say gourd night to one and all, and to plead that people leave my profile picture alone
/pointless waste of time pleaing for mercy
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:56, archived)
# But isn't
it such a cute kitten? Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:59, archived)
# it needs a balloon
a big red balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Well it explains itself. But i'll explain anyway be good to your Dentist
(Bobguy122, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Hello all...
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:33, archived)
# More Aguilera greatness!
Boy I just love making fun of this bitch. Check out my new one:

(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:31, archived)
# I love the expression
on her face!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:01, archived)
# err
i still would :o)
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Just watch out
when she chews on your ear!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:08, archived)
# But she'll
doi it for a fish!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:15, archived)
# good job
i've got balls of wool
(tasty, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:18, archived)
# David

clicky biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:28, archived)
# oooh nice
that's a bit woo!

oh yeah, I've gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Me too
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I'm really going this time.
g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:33, archived)
# Good Night
then
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Ahem
Compo entry?
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 3:00, archived)

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