
killer cone
Welcome and close the door and lock it ...
you wont be needing the key after that
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:07,
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Welcome and close the door and lock it ...
you wont be needing the key after that

welcome, pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave..
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:10,
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have been distracted by cockeyed.com it is full of niftyness
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:22,
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I have been distracted by scanning figures into the computer. It is all my brain is capable of at this point...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:24,
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sorry i havent been much for the chat, but i'm going to collapseo nthe keyboard and wake up with query face.
and because i'm not threadjacking. it very very woo :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:27,
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and because i'm not threadjacking. it very very woo :)

I hate qwerty face...
night night
I'm going now. A few more images to scan, then to bed.
Wish me luck on my exams (since I've spent all my time here, instead of studying...)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:32,
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night night
I'm going now. A few more images to scan, then to bed.
Wish me luck on my exams (since I've spent all my time here, instead of studying...)

I should get him to come bite the professor until he passes me...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:47,
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I read somewhere that after about the first 20 seconds of the scene, the ice cream cones were ALL completely computer-generated.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:10,
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hey, something odd has ahappend to the board.
if you scroll down you won't find my pic of scrotula (b3ta.com/board/1189866).
if you click view older posts you still own't find him, but if you then click view newer he will appear.
is theire a conspiricy?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:28,
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if you scroll down you won't find my pic of scrotula (b3ta.com/board/1189866).
if you click view older posts you still own't find him, but if you then click view newer he will appear.
is theire a conspiricy?

there's a whole hour and a half (or so) missing...You should e-mail rob, so he can tell cal.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:34,
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isn't there a 5 post gap between the first page and the first archive? Like they reduced it from 20 to 15 while they save up for the new server or something?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:39,
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but it shouldn't be in the middle of an archive page...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:42,
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tis odd
can't be bothered to send it in.
i'm still miffed my movie didn't make it to the newsletter :0)
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah_a/
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:43,
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can't be bothered to send it in.
i'm still miffed my movie didn't make it to the newsletter :0)
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah_a/

I just went one page back to
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/7533
and it's there..
looks like the board fixed itself..?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:48,
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www.b3ta.com/board/archive/7533
and it's there..
looks like the board fixed itself..?

now that would be tellin wouldnt it ;)
hmm... howz about:
here's one
here's another
edit: and lots and lots of others...
e.g. members.aol.com/picmaker45/
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:07,
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hmm... howz about:
here's one
here's another
edit: and lots and lots of others...
e.g. members.aol.com/picmaker45/

i shall book mark them
i tend to use google (for famous people) and obscure stuff
and gettyimages for everything else.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:10,
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i tend to use google (for famous people) and obscure stuff
and gettyimages for everything else.

Getty.
...as are the Hulton archives. Someone posted this mobmedia a while back.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:10,
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...as are the Hulton archives. Someone posted this mobmedia a while back.

Given how i used to drive... i lways remember being sad when the tight bends on a road gave way to a straigh bit.
For those in Sydney, if you go up by beowra and hornsby you'll notice that have warning sings to the cars that motorbikes will come ripping about the place.
which is cool.
becuase i ride
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:38,
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For those in Sydney, if you go up by beowra and hornsby you'll notice that have warning sings to the cars that motorbikes will come ripping about the place.
which is cool.
becuase i ride

yes it is.
i do that too
i've had it. i jsut got a bit of headache (it's not all exploding craniums you know)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:46,
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i do that too
i've had it. i jsut got a bit of headache (it's not all exploding craniums you know)

it could have just been a headache. but i didn't dive the next day just in case.
i was on a course, on magnetic iseland off the coast of townsville (tropical australia) it was ace. i hav emy open water license now (the first level).
which basically means i can go diving anywhere in the world and get called a big girl by proper divers.
:0)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:51,
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i was on a course, on magnetic iseland off the coast of townsville (tropical australia) it was ace. i hav emy open water license now (the first level).
which basically means i can go diving anywhere in the world and get called a big girl by proper divers.
:0)

i really should go more often.
i've got my Skydiving A licence too but havn't done it for nearly a year cos i broke some ribs then was out of money.
if you have to choose, go for the skydiving. it's an amazing feeling.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:58,
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i've got my Skydiving A licence too but havn't done it for nearly a year cos i broke some ribs then was out of money.
if you have to choose, go for the skydiving. it's an amazing feeling.

i broke em trying to sand board down the largest sand dunes int he southern hemisphere.
i landed like a sack of potatoes, my own elbow snapped the ends off tow or three of my ribs (they can't tell). it's not as bad as it sounds but skydivng was out of the question.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:31,
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i landed like a sack of potatoes, my own elbow snapped the ends off tow or three of my ribs (they can't tell). it's not as bad as it sounds but skydivng was out of the question.

with the palm tres and mountians and stuff?
that's townsville.
and yes i did meet them :0)
but mojo tried to turn me into monkey me so i left
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:59,
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that's townsville.
and yes i did meet them :0)
but mojo tried to turn me into monkey me so i left


Repost, since I'm jealous of the palm trees.

tops
don't be jeolous. there was also sand flies.
tiny tiny tiny litle gnat type insects. really nasty.
oooo and when i was in a national park east of townville my mate had to pul a tick out of my neck with pliers.
favorite place in australia so far: Byron Bay.
just lovley.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:20,
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don't be jeolous. there was also sand flies.
tiny tiny tiny litle gnat type insects. really nasty.
oooo and when i was in a national park east of townville my mate had to pul a tick out of my neck with pliers.
favorite place in australia so far: Byron Bay.
just lovley.

are the best part :)
or maybe it's the hair...
or the pose..
it's just all wonderful!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:26,
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or maybe it's the hair...
or the pose..
it's just all wonderful!

she isn't that scary.
but she was disturbingly unimpressed with the hat/collar
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:41,
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but she was disturbingly unimpressed with the hat/collar

I actually couldn't see the picture when I wrote the first comment...
:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:55,
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:)

(remember)
before you think I'm being mean...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:56,
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before you think I'm being mean...

must be a magazine / website somewhere...
... ( off lookin )
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:05,
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... ( off lookin )

coffee is required ... in large doses ... perhaps followed by a can of Coca Cola ( its so refreshing I can feel it rot my teeth immediately ... )
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:57,
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Just the thought of coffee makes my stomach twist in pain...
urg
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:58,
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urg

i woo to you.
TJ:
Berk, you know how the Compo is to take a picture of something real that was 'photohopped' (you know what i mean).
With a ball point pen, and some GI joe clothes i bet you could do a scrotula picture...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:59,
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TJ:
Berk, you know how the Compo is to take a picture of something real that was 'photohopped' (you know what i mean).
With a ball point pen, and some GI joe clothes i bet you could do a scrotula picture...

don't burst the bubble
i like a bit of ambiguity.
:0)
heh, i was spazzing for a post i did a while back and was suprsied to find no less than 7 people horrified to discover my true sex
hamaphrodite
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:09,
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i like a bit of ambiguity.
:0)
heh, i was spazzing for a post i did a while back and was suprsied to find no less than 7 people horrified to discover my true sex
hamaphrodite

what man hasn't, at one point, not drawn a face on the end of their penis?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:10,
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you know
with a face on it?
i know i have.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:28,
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with a face on it?
i know i have.

temptataion to go and find you one
and post a picture here
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:44,
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and post a picture here

not that any of you needed to know that
s'funny, looks like a snake..
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:55,
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s'funny, looks like a snake..

and morning to the rest of the board. insomnia has kicked in again
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:11,
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She's just shaking a martini, son...
(and i'm off to bed now...)

The really happy guy in the background. He looks like a yodeller. What a neat guy!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:49,
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Richard Stilgoe (subject of prior shopping by others)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 4:37,
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its!

LEMINEM!
(i hate him too)
:edit sour bastard
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:30,
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LEMINEM!
(i hate him too)
:edit sour bastard

so I don't care, I'm spamming my web site cos I just updated it and I can't fucking sleep..although I'm going back to bed now.
www.crapjuggler.co.uk
Go on then, rip me to bits.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:29,
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www.crapjuggler.co.uk
Go on then, rip me to bits.

I really don't care, it is a message board after all...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:30,
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Digital Midget has left the building.
Good Night All.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:51,
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Good Night All.

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam!!
i dont really care, i'm pissed, and you'll never reemember me from the christmas do -hurrah!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:33,
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i dont really care, i'm pissed, and you'll never reemember me from the christmas do -hurrah!

I had to check your profile, you pesky name changer.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:34,
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Hey, where has all the pixel art gone to?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:37,
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you spelt favourite wrong - i've been spending all evening teaching spanish girls to speak english, hurrah!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:35,
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FLAME HIM!!!
GET OUT THE BEATING STICKS:)
Hang on...he might enjoy it...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:37,
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GET OUT THE BEATING STICKS:)
Hang on...he might enjoy it...


(Okay, so it just sort of shuffles instead of spins - a trial run at a recursive thingy. Looks like hard work to get it right, so I'll just go to bed instead.)

but I never seem to get around to it.
And now I've started with flash, so I probably never will
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:34,
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And now I've started with flash, so I probably never will

if you start a recursion....you'll never stop.
Or something.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:44,
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Or something.


AVRIL RAVINE!
:edit - yes i know this sucks, but please reply to it!!! i need more motivation for take offs......

how come there's so few pictures of avril lavigne looking happy?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:12,
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coz
the media make her look hardcore, and i dont know about you, but when was the last hardcore person smiling?!
PS - i hate avril.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:14,
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the media make her look hardcore, and i dont know about you, but when was the last hardcore person smiling?!
PS - i hate avril.

it's like asking
How come there's so few songs by avril lavigne that display any sort of talent whatsoever.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:15,
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How come there's so few songs by avril lavigne that display any sort of talent whatsoever.

avril rocks.
so many people say it
so few know what the word contradiction means
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:16,
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so many people say it
so few know what the word contradiction means

www.rhzine.com/archives/000425.php
(safe for work)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:22,
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(safe for work)

they're your love spuds you know...
:0)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:10,
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:0)

i've never heard "Love spuds" before...I'm gonna use that one more often:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:11,
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are the best names.
and for vomit:
Chunky giggles
in other alarming news:
you've hurt your hand hanv't you? i now have an image of you typing replies with an appendage other than the one attatched to your arms.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:19,
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and for vomit:
Chunky giggles
in other alarming news:
you've hurt your hand hanv't you? i now have an image of you typing replies with an appendage other than the one attatched to your arms.

you sir, are a fucking loon!
and do you know how ftp works? :)
'cause if so, I'll get my friend to set you up a thingy on his thingy so you can download some mp3s of the bands I saw like you said last night I think...or summat along those lines anyway!!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:04,
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and do you know how ftp works? :)
'cause if so, I'll get my friend to set you up a thingy on his thingy so you can download some mp3s of the bands I saw like you said last night I think...or summat along those lines anyway!!!

i use wsftp when i have to but moslty i just tyupe ftp into the address bar and i..e opens it like a folder.
really easy.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:08,
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really easy.

As soon as I can be arsed to get the CDs round to him I'll get him to put it up...I'd do it myself but I'm on dial up and he has ADSL
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:14,
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www.cise.ufl.edu/~jfd/cgs2531/ftptutorial.html
what am I? your google for FTP...oh
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:14,
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what am I? your google for FTP...oh

i made this pro-facts calculator as a well-wish for your exam! (needs sound)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:20,
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i don't claim to be good at it or anything though! singing in binary is HARD by the way ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:27,
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and I've heard much much worse.
I just wonder what you all sound like. I'm terrible with accents, so you all have American accents in my head
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:28,
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I just wonder what you all sound like. I'm terrible with accents, so you all have American accents in my head

there is spacefish
*strikes a pose*
*falls over*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:36,
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*strikes a pose*
*falls over*

spacefish is gone!
What shall we do without spacefish?
*weeps*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:37,
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What shall we do without spacefish?
*weeps*

spacefish is here
(you just talk a load of arse and hope no-one takes you too seriously)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:39,
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(you just talk a load of arse and hope no-one takes you too seriously)

you silly man...but you can use it just this once!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:49,
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Also, i just realisaed I'm logged in as my spare account, so no-one knows who I am.
Teeheehee.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:52,
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Teeheehee.

i met your doppelganger tonight. can't remember his name, but he was 6'3" and scottish (from glasgow) and was going out with the cousin of a colleague of mine.
and now mrs martian has told me to get off the fucking computer and go to bed, so goodnight.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:57,
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and now mrs martian has told me to get off the fucking computer and go to bed, so goodnight.

than most of the guys around here...
I attribute it to the high smoking rates. It just seems right in my head
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:19,
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I attribute it to the high smoking rates. It just seems right in my head

everyone up here are just WAY too tall...they must stand them in shit until they start walking or summat...it's freaky
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:20,
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most sotherners are short...ish...on average anyway
It's weird...it's like there some sort of barrier!!!
But I could be wrong
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:27,
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It's weird...it's like there some sort of barrier!!!
But I could be wrong

I wonder why they're short and the people in Scandinavia aren't...
I still think it's the smoking
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:29,
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I still think it's the smoking

it makes a nice change from all the fixed-width images
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:14,
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I clicked it and it was the same size!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:48,
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one pixel bigger, would it? It'd be 299 pixels bigger, Foo'!
EDIT: Spot the sneaky edit, to make me right!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:57,
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EDIT: Spot the sneaky edit, to make me right!

and changing the width to 291 would make the clicky one pixel bigger foo
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:59,
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also changes the hight to compensate...So technicaly it makes it bigger FOO
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:06,
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BUT IT IS:)
The link will be making it 1 pixel wider!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:23,
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The link will be making it 1 pixel wider!!

I thought you'd have nothing to say to this FOOs
A piddy da foo
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Tue 13 May 2003, 3:22,
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A piddy da foo
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