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the scientist just couldnt stop at

ear and nosesocks, he had to go for the un-speakable operation.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

Someone stop the evil!

They are going too far

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)

That is the cutest

nose sock.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

Breel

you rock :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

poor ickle kitten.

do you think they're welding him an outie, or welding her an innie? It's something that must be considered.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

I do believe it in an area alot more painful

my guess they will try both and see which looks best

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

i have just made

the web's most crappy, arrogant and lo-fi site.

clicky Why Mike Is Special

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)

I think

we all fall into the category of spending far too long on the Internet.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

yeah it sorta

goeswithout saying. i'm gonna miss it after the summer when i won't have it any more (ie no more b3ta)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

How..

does one get their hand stuck in a wall?

(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

step one

insert hand

step two
fail to remove it

step three
panic

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)

sounds like you

look like me, bar the scars. we are twins. woo.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

the sun thing

is a bitch innit? i've just realised i forgot "everyone keeps asking you what colour your pubes are"

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

yes to

everything. And then they think they are hilarious. Went to Brands Hatch on the bank holiday - wasn't even sunny and i got burnt. It was a bit windy. Great. F*ing weather.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

so, mike and pep

what colour are your pubes? (do you see what i've done there?)

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)

oo, this looks likes an opportunity for the b3ta tumbleweed.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

wow - nice

tumbleweed.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

green,

yours?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

puce

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

Mike

You are a very very very scary person

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

you

love me really.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

anyone for

some hare guitar?

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

oh stouffer you skinnymalink

you make me laugh so

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

why did i

let slip about my skinniness

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

#skinnymalink

arinkydink, skinnymalinky doo!
Ooooh! A ddodering old fart song!

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

Cool!

Do old people wander around singing that?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

I don't know

but I sing it.

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

Fari nuf

I like it.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

i want one

nay, need one.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

The Star nicking b3ta stories?

Just seen this about that cat lego church woman on megastar

(all apologies if this has been spotted already but i haven't been reading the board much lately)

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randomisgood, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

When ceiling bunnies attack!

I live in fear.

(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

my god so do I

there's something very unsettling about that.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)

Making money from my burd

I just made $0.35 from my bird.

Pope, I ain some super sharp pimp, and she ain't my hoe....

I sold a picture i took for $0.05 a pop..... yay me..

Whos the daddy, I be rich, Oo ar etc.

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

I hope you'll buy her something nice

with that fortune.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

Rolo

I was thinking of buying a rolo.

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

That Eminem

sure knows how to write good lyrics.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

woo crab bloke

I've just read that interview thing and you like The Third Policeman too! That's one of my all time faves. Good on ya ya bass.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)

my god you people did some gurning on friday night

If only I hadn't lost my wallet the previous evening I might have joined you.
Bah for having to write myself cheques for the next week.

(the original woodsman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)

when crafty butchers attack.

(feathers, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)

Elton!

Reminds me of that Elton John/ Royal Mail advert when he gets over excited about his packages. Could someone photoshop that!?!

(Watcher, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

well

seeing as no one likes my pictures,.. I bring you good news, then maybe people will like me.

GameCube price drop wooyay
*Clicky New Window*

-David

(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

I like your pics.

Just can't be arsed to reply to 'em.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

aww

Thank you,.. made me happy now ;)

-David

(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

hey I like your pictures too

don't worry if people don't respond. They ignore me too sometimes. Oh but that's cause I am old and smell of wee.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

oh shush the both of you

we love everyone on here, have a bit more self confidence!

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

Gareth

Trys to extract hair from Gaz.

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armitage shanks, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

has no one

Made a collection of all the photies from the party ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

Yeah,

pickledpizza did some. *Digs aound for link...*

Aha, found 2
clicky1
clicky2

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

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santexo, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

I don't remember

that shark on my screensaver...
I want one, tho'!

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

Is it

a Linux Shark?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

it's that giant mouth shark

that makes a great pet.

(God I spend FAR too much time on here)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)

I don't see how that's possible

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

hiya

cutie!
you still hiding from me?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

I thought we were

both behind tomsk

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

ah, so he can't see what we're up to.

good-oh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

What?

Having a shark as a pet? They're lovable, huggable and can be trained to shake fins when asked.

Oh, and they rarely soild the carpet.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

Pubic Dandruff

Sorry to all the ladies, this one is toilet related.... again,
I managed to get into the staff toilet this time....

When I got there I went to wipe the seat (which is black) and I noticed that the person who had been in before me had a very bad case of pubic dandruff, he had left several (60+ plus, approx.) flakes.

I have decided not to go to the toilet in work anymore.....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

This raises the worrying question

of why did you count them?

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Spoon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

Burned

The image is burned into my brain...

It was a estimation I made while I stared in horror...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:49, archived)

Heheh.

I like the way you said that and I can't gauge how loud I'm laughing coz I've got me loud headphones on...

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)

moses

thats foul. got me thinking now, our toilet seats are white and i work in a male dominated environment, im worried..... especially as half the people in my company seem incapable of even basic functions. like shitting IN the pan. I quite admire the fact you counted em though, thats dedicated....

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

I always like it

when people decide to piss on the toilet floor. That brightens my day up.

(the original woodsman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

well,

its better than on the seat. you dont want to know the sights ive seen in company toilets in my time in games, pissing on the floor is the tamest of tame. Mind polluting imagery....
Never encountered pubic dandruff tho. thats well minging.

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

you work for a

games company?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)

ho hum

errr, yeah, i do. does that completely destroy any kind of decent reputation id built up? Bollocks.

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

That depends

what you do.
:)

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

i just do arty things. i make textures, the easy life. i aint a programmer, honest guv:)

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

oh alright then I'll let you off

:)
As long as you don't work for Eidos, like the games, but the b'f was going for a job there and they never even bothered to interview anyone, they just couldn't be arsed to hire anyone.

Dur.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

heaven forbid. nasty, nasty, nasty. would only work there as a last resort. after anal prostitution or something

(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

I'm glad you agree with me!

I think.

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

Beat this then

My mate took this in our local club on saturday night.
big pic so clicky

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

that isn't too bad

i have caused worse...

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

So you've...

...been to my flat then?

When?

Who let you in?

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

did you

touch one?

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

mibbie next time..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

does genitalia have a scalp?

If not, how does it get dry?

(tocky, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

You're all sick.

I love you all! I must remember to make some pubic dandruff related art later.

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

When Japan Attacks

Larger version available,.. if anyone likes it.

-David

(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:41, archived)

monkey riding goat against mountain background

(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

One for the weekly challenge

Woo clicky new window thingumabob

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

Kitten Weddings? Bah! Kitten Welding I Say

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:24, archived)

but what are you

welding it to?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)

Good point

hang on a sec and I'll sort it out

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)

oooh

i'm all excited now. What will it be?
Penguin, earsock, retard... the possibilities are endless!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

Welding Kittens as Nose Attachments to Giant Chinchilla

OK Dr Phil?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

and after all that

it was even better than I imagined!

YAYWOO to YOO!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

Classic

we have the technology to make this kitten more evil.

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:33, archived)

heh heh

i thought this was great!
Right clicky and save
(its an answerphone message)

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:13, archived)

No, thats awful

And deep down in your heart you know it is

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

I'll admit

deep down, thats really tacky. but on the surface its quite funny...(?)

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

I like livejournal's glitches

clicky here
This isn't photieshopped, I just found it one day when I went to my friend's page. At first I thought it was a sign from God, that I was the chosen one....but alas I weep.
If you _are_ Jesus, please edit your livejournal friends, you may be the son of God but that's no reason to betray your friends, come on think of your friends.

(edit - sorry ruin - I changed it as it was a bit big...Jesus told me to)

(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)

Ouch!

wheres me (narrow) bandwidth gone?

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)

Wheeere's me washboard?

Ay? 'ave ya seen it?

It's only 64Kb what ya on about man?

(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)

Heres ya fuckin' washboard!

*smashes over the head with it*

(you'll have to have seen the fast show live for that one)

(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

i like ska

and my bf has recently taken to calling me "arthur ska-girl"

took me ages to figure out who he meant...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

i like that.

saying it makes my voice sound Scousey.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:43, archived)

that ate my bandwith too

and my bandwidth is pretty durn good, I believe.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

Thank fuck

its not just me (again)...

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

Cor blimey guv

Actually, technically speaking it's got nothing to do with _your_ bandwidth, you just think it has, it isn't eating your bandwidth like some pacman gobbler.
The server where it is hosted get's mighty fine slow due to the owner's brother playing everquest like a whore and stealing near enough all of the server's cable bandwidth.
Anyway, my apologies near chaps I have made it 75% fat free for those with puny human modems.

(Ruin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

dunno

I have a sneaky suspicion that it was his bandwitdh that got eaten...

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)

i know nothing of computers.

Bad me for opening my mouth. Bad me! *smack* Bad, bad me!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

damnit

that'll teach me not to hit refresh before I post.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:07, archived)

Please please please

make it a clicky or smaller or something

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:26, archived)

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