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Have had this for a while- anyone know who was in the photo originally?

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

A bunch of crass flash

Some stuff from a site I have a finger in;

www.importedpixels.co.uk/strips/discopunk.swf

www.importedpixels.co.uk/strips/lovely.swf

www.importedpixels.co.uk/strips/kungfu.swf
(Actually, that Kung Fu one doesn't work properly, as the music is hosted in a seperate flash file... but the other two are worth checking out for a swift lick of shite music + shite movement stuff)

(martyman, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

those god-awful banner ads..

I think i might call it

(richyboy, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

oh by the way

im an aussie,and this is our cunty priminister,mr knobjockey.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

he really is

quite a cunt. 'kin oath.

but not the worst cunt in the world.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

global cunts

on the global cunt scale i must admit he is lagging behind,but on the australian cunt scale he's right up there.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

fantastic

you mean that the majority or the aussie population voted for a man who's surname is Knobjockey.
dose that banner read
ALL YOUR CUUNTTY ARE BELONG TO US.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

Worst job....?

all this cleric bashing ... he he

(Egg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

excellent

He must have put his special "Burger Flipper" attachment on.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

I want an attatchment

that would take those fucking awful gherkins out of burgers. And also to gauge out the eyes of the person who thought it was a "good idea" to put them in there in the first place.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

If it wasn't for the extra grip provided by the sesame seeds he'd never keep a hold of hi Whopper!

(Egg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

The World Cup is almost upon us.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

Fun with

George W. campaign speech generator.

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

Kittens

Not only can you put them in jars to appreciate their fluffy loveliness
for all times, but you can thread them onto skewers to make kitbabs!. I
think kitbabs are the foodstuff of the future.

You can thread them onto sturdy fishing line to produce necklaces for
elephants. Elephants like kitten necklaces a lot.

You can shave them and use the fur to make kitwool. Kitwool makes lovely
scarves.

You can skin them.
This gives double the pleasure as you toss the skinned kitten into a brine
bath to preserve it for later, and you can make wonderfully warm gloves
from the sloughed off skin.

Brine pickled kittens can be used as a substitute for pickled eggs in
times of national egg shortages.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

And they play

some great jazz.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

I use my kittens as

portable loos. Their mouths can hold an assful in times of emergency.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

i enjoy

munching on unlucky fried kittens every now and again.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

Kitten Jazz

Just listening to some seriously good guitar playing by SRV.
I can imagine one of Joels fluffy white kittens playing riviera paradise.

Cool

I only just realised how useful kittens truly are. What a miracle of modern technology they are. As soon as the kids grow past the 'kill the kitten' phase, I must get one.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

I wouldnt

be without my kitten slippers and matching hat (daniel boone style).
also dipped every so quickly in lighter fuel they make an cheap firelighter alternative.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

Hiya

Just popped in for a wee cup of tea to say here's Today's Sunny Gallery and also Yesterday's even sunnier Gallery . Playing keepy up the noo. Back soon.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

can you type and keep it up at the same time?

er, that's not what i meant. don't answer that.

but woo for the gallallery!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)

Tenoch, keep your eyes on the road!

Y Tu Mama Tambien / Lisa Left Eye Lopes Cut-Up

(rear_endo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

Switched on

my TV to see a sweaty Janet Jackson in hotpants.
Now she is stripping off...
Am I dreaming?
Am I DEID?
I wish I was that guy mopping up the sweat on her bosoms.
Ah well, back to a solitary life in front of the computer...

(Jesus, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

stress relief

excellent desktop destruction,The chainsaw is my favourite-Ive been carving up pictures of people i hate all day.the egg game isnt to bad either. clickith unto me

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:53, archived)

Ever seen the

Christmas edition?
If it's the same thing I'm thinking of it was made using a tool called Peter from www.gemtree.com

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

christmas edition

oooh does that mean the flame thrower will bee nicely decorated with tinsel? the thought of torching santa has just given me some sort of weird pleasure trip.
fat old jolly cunt he is.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

De-lurking in progress

I feel it's time to de-lurk a bit like one of those clingon fellas but with out the iminent bloodshed. where be the free web space i need to join in.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

aw but..

i want bloodshed.

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tomdog, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

Oh wha ha ha ha ha.

Then bloodshed you shall have as soon as ive found somewhere to post my evil from.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

du-lurking on a sunday?

Jesus wont be pleased - it's a day of rest. We don't care tho - yay! Hello.
Mike uses 20mg.com for free webspace i think. Not used it personally, but give it a go...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

Thanks

i'm de-lurking at work on a sunday cause i wasted most of the week lurking. i clearly have 2 b3ta problem and its time to come clean.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

confession?

horrah! Have a cup of tea and a cucumber sandwich. Don't spill anything on the doily mind you.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

Huzzah for doilies

i apparently have been lurking for 48 days and thats just not right and as for doilies ive had my entire house covered in them now i can place my tea anywhere apart from the ceiling i always burn my face trying to do that.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

freespace

i grabbed myself some free space at free.hostdepartment.com
for the sole purpose of posting to this board.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

Space that is free

I use www.50megs.com since it requires no effort at all to use its web-based upload-type thing.

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

Nice one

i like little effort if i was an red indian that would be by name

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

Pat...

...finally gets back behind the wheel for the good of mankind.
my first ever gif so it may be a bit pooh.
the colour seems to have fucked up.

(Pat Butcher, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

is that bush?

cant make it out

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

bush

yeah it is.
like i said the colour f*cked up. it looked alright before i posted it.

(Pat Butcher, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

he looking rather casual isnt he

hands in pockets and all

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

he was out for a

casual stroll no doubt.
Anyone see Have i got News for you? Apparantly he asked Charlotte Church what state wales is in. Fool
(she said It's in Britain, next to England)

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

yes i saw it

god, if i could meet bush I'd tell him somethings. texas jokes would be top of the list. then i would list off all the stupid things he has said "its becoming more and more apparent that our imports are coming from overseas"

fucking muppet.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

have you read "Stupid White Men"

by Michael Moore?

Awesome... and REALLY gets you upset with Dubya.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

i was going to buy it

but then i got drunk and had to by lots of beer and kebabs.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:11, archived)

beer and kebabs ae always a good investment.

respect.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)

i had some beer and a kebab last night

they were great. and i was this {puts finger next to thumb} close to doing this girl and then she went off to get her coat and i lost her. bollerks.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

what

were you going to do with her?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

Do her

Are we as men (term used loosely) still allowed to "do" girls i thought under new laws we were not allowed to do, poke, hump or rod girls we are however allowed to "make love" to them. i sometimes cry myself to sleep.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

can we

still root them?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

Ha aha ahahhaha cough cough

i havn't heard some say root in ages. i pray to god that its still legal. i bet Alan Titsmarsh roots all his ladies.

coat time

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

havent had a decent root

for ages. I am going to change my name now though...

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

I always knew there was something wrong with him

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

ggrr - what? What is wrong? I want to know...

you have an msn prob, i think...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:41, archived)

I can see it...

I think it's not just my imagination...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:43, archived)

ah ha -

i can see it now - and Vulgas imagination. It's f*ing scary in there Vulga - cut that out.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:49, archived)

Tried msn

useless, decided to go with the usual webspace. Is there anybody that allows image linking?

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

20mg.com ?

that's what mike uses...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

its 20m.com

i have become a piece of advice. wow.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

its

better than being a piece of cake. Believe me, I know.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

yeah

20m works nice. Only prob with BT is you have to be connected to BT to upload, stitch.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

You can use msn

but you have to make your community public in the community settings thing, otherwise only people who are signed into MSN will be able to see it.

I have used MSN like that, and it seems to work ok.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

woo

i can see it. well done.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)

Woo! Yay!

Do I dare repost this again?

I dare, I dare. Apologies.

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

I think

we're both going to hell, what time was that train again?

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

I wouldn't worry.

They come and pick you up...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

now you can look as cool as your friends

fantastic.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)

though

the chance of getting mobbed by middle age men and women is quite high.

some people are wierd.. friend wore a natural born killers tee, and some bloke said it was sick (??)

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

i was wearing my subgenius "reservoir bobs" t-shirt the other day

and a guy in a car started shouting random things at me. i don't think he was being derogatory, but it was weird all the same. (i think he thought it was just a reservoir dogs t-shirt)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

reservoir bobs?

i want.

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tomdog, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

man in car

OI! YOU! I SEE YOU ARE WEARING A RESERVIOR DOGS T SHIRT! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO EXPRESS MY MUTUAL APPRECIATION FOR THAT PARTICULAR FILM! OI! ARE YOU LISTENING! STEVE BUCHEMI WAS GREAT WASNT HE?'ERE! LOOK AT ME!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

pretty much

if i'd been carrying a giant glass cock, do you think he'd have shouted "ROFLMAO!"? i've always wanted to hear someone say that word in real life...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

what?

not sure i understand.

EXCUSE ME! HEY! YOU! NICE TROPHY SIR! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU! THAT TROPHY IS THE DOGS BOLLOCKS LAD!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

ROFLMAO

hmmm. how would that be pronounced then????

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

only if your in america

you might get some tuts and rolled eyes from biddies and people who truly believe they have a social conscience (the same people who think that bombing the afghans is the right thing to do), you wont get into trouble.

in america, though, youd be shot. after being searched to make sure you werent hiding any terrorists in your shoe of course.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

How Domokun are made:

Not safe for human consumption: sicky clicky.
You have been warned - I will NOT be apologising for any vomitous results...

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:21, archived)

you

bastard!?!, where's the holy water, my eyes need washing

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

Hey, hey...

no need to get abusive -
I gave you fair warning :oP

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

thank god

you made that a link...

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

How can I?....

ever look a kebab in the eye again......I really wish I hadn't seen that...

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:43, archived)

I find it

worrying your kebabs have eyes...

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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

That is

a nasty, nasty thing.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

WRONG

That is the most wrong thing I have ever seen....

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

oh my

dear GOD!!!

my eyes are bleeding and i shall never go to the toilet again.

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

the sickest thing about that

is the amount of pop-ups the page inflicts you with.

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SpunkyBackpack, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

oops...

Juan Pablo Montoya just run over one of his pit crew, The lollypop bloke..

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:11, archived)

he ran over and parked

on it from what i could see.
Not his fault tho, apparantly.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:22, archived)

Nacho,

(I know you're lurking there somewhere)
really loved those tunes,
the blackbird song is mad,
then again, so was midfield,
both were fantastic tho' cheers!!!!
line it all with kit-kat wrappers.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)

Oooooh

hang on, I think I must have missed this yesterday. I want!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)

Bobby McFerrin-Blackbird

midfield general - midfielding

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)

Ahhh!

Them's the ones...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

I just found

Blackbird by the Wurzels. They lived in the same town as me, they did... Honest...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

Hee hee.

I worked at CERN for a year when I was a student, and one time we taught a bunch of Danish students the words a load of Wurzels songs.

*sings* "Ow's yer father?
orrroight!!"

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

my dad worked there -

but it was a long time ago...
(edit - actually it was so long ago i wasn't even born, oops, maybe you should just ignore that!)

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

Ignore what???

Oh... THAT... I see now... I would call up my nan to see if she has any mad stories about the Wurzels (she used to goi dancing with Alan "Adge" Cutler) but I don't think I'll bother, she's mad.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)

Travelled

from Geneva to Nice by car once, 8 Hours and the only tape in the car was the Worzels.

It's enough to drive any man insane.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

you poor

poor poor bastard. poor man.

did you know professer Willers?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

There is something

so very wrong about that...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

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