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gareth v laibach

gah! got bored halfway through a seminal fusion of gareth pop idol gates and slovenian revolutionaries Laibach and turned all the channels up full. clicky

Anyone reckon its worth completing? Or fancy slapping together a Flash visualisation of it? Think GG in horns and leathers riding penguins of death somewhere near valhalla...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

someone needs to do a flash "music video" for

rabbit by chas n dave
its just screaming for it

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:09, archived)

I didn't think I'd ever..

..hear a cover version of Opus's 1985 classic.

An unbelievably well messed-up version. Love it.

j

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syzygy, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:29, archived)

Laibach are the dogs' bollocks...

...in a scary kind of way.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

Why are all

The rooms on Changing Rooms look like something they stole from a tramps piss box?

And always with the hysterical women, I mean get a life.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:51, archived)

a whole bunch of people

come into your house, make it look like something they stole from a tramps piss box and you expect them to be anything other than hysterical... hmm, interesting...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

Im talking

Hampstead piss boxes!

To be fair I would grin and bare it for about 30 seconds then pull a kango hammer from underneath my coat and go wrecking.

They arn't that bad really, makes my flat look like the piss box it really is.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:07, archived)

changeling rooms?

carol smilie and laurence wotsit as evil goblin children. that'd be vaguely interesting to photoshop if i had the skills...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)

Would that be

Their bodies or heads?

Wish I had the skills (not) to pay the bills....

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:14, archived)

their heads on little goblin bodies?

anyone like to try it? i do have photoshop but i'm shite at it...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

Fancy

a visit from the evil goblin himself?
Cheap at £10000
www.redletterdays.co.uk/experiences/experience_details.asp?ExpRef=MLMLB

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MartinH, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

Is there a

glassy text filter for potatoshop? I'm trying to do a glass an' steel type website thingy.....haven't done a doogle search for it yet; thought I'd ask here first :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

there probably is one

under filters, somewhere - or there might be a KPT one you could get hold of... failing that, there'll be an old school tutorial somewhere - you can do it with channels & stuff...

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:06, archived)

i used to have a program

that did "cool text"... flaming stuff and glassy stuff and all sorts. used to spend hours playing with it. can't remember what it was called tho...

ah, got it. micrografx picture publisher. not that that's any help. sorry.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

maybe I DO

need one of them p2p file, er, sharers then....

ta!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:17, archived)

good luck...

i'll be playing with this all night now :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)

ain't one under

filters an' I ain't got kazaa for kpt doonloads.....hmm....reet....doogle search it is then :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

you can do it with channels then

there'll be something somewhere that tells you how - then you can feel morally superior and smug.

eventually.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:19, archived)

naah, there'll

be tons of swearing, clicking, swearing, that sorta thing. S'always the same when I do stuff like that :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:41, archived)

Woo! Doogle has turned

up loads of glassy and gel type tutorials.....reet....lessee what I can come up with....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

sorry

to be boaring but does anyone use image ready 3. if so how do u save the files as gifs so u can put them onto sites?

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)

you need to do save for web

or export
cant remember which now

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:37, archived)

optimise it

and then do 'save optimised'.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

Michael Knight goes undercover

To catch a gang of ruthless bunny rustlers.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:26, archived)

i like that.

there's something vaguely phallic about it

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:39, archived)

I knew i was Right

Should have shot the bunny when i had the chance.... IO had him in my sights!

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:34, archived)

photoshop this

(rig, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:18, archived)

why -

which one have you fallen out with?

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:32, archived)

i am so, so sorry

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)

I liked the ceiling, but I went too far

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

shit..,

I hope your not the girl, if you are, cast a spell on me, sorry

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:12, archived)

but err -

you think the boy looks hot tho?

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:20, archived)

fecking noooooooo

its just the bt internet hosting account is steph.mcbride

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

bang go your chances

mate...
:)

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:28, archived)

[sarcasm]oh.. damn[/sarcasm]

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:30, archived)

permit me a

wry smile.

thanks.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)

what is a wry smile?

is it one of the ones where you look smug, as if you know what's going on? or is it the one where one side of your mouth smiles and the other side stays relaxed?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

one side of the mouth

goes up, and the other stays where it is. Hell, I might even just raise one eyebrow too - I can do that y'know.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

mind you don't overbalance

won't you?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:47, archived)

blimey - didn't think of that

thanks - I;ll do each on opposite sides.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

sorry to get all gay and techy with you

but how do u get gif animations to work, do u just post them like normal gifs? or what?

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:18, archived)

yep

they work the same as normal gifs.

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:19, archived)

If only this would happen

I can just imagine him saying it too....

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

Alf please tell me you've seen

http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:12, archived)

Oh yes

It is, indeed, where my name comes from

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:13, archived)

that is

brilliant.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:29, archived)

syzygy's Inadequate Visual Gag for a Sunday Evening

Number 1 in a series of 427349873.

No no no no

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syzygy, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:05, archived)

PickledPizza

Just read your post from earlier...glad you liked the tunes. You are now the only other person I know who has ever heard that Blackbird song. I've only heard it once myself, and couldn't stop laughing. As soon as I'm on ADSL I'll be getting that. And Midfielding....he's quality. I've seen him in his play that he does with this other guy 3 times, and they make you laugh to the point where you get scared you might piss yourself in the theatre.

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:56, archived)

i went on a bobby mcferrin search a while ago

and heard blackbird - ithought it was brilliant!!

also look out for the pink panther theme by him - now that _is_ cool.
also flight of the bumble bee with him and yo yo ma

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:58, archived)

I have it coming over the audiogalaxy

as I write...

Give me a few minutes, and I'll have heard it too!

(EDIT: whoever it is I'm getting blackbird off is kinda slow... but I have Pink Panther playing already. Class!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:06, archived)

get this as well

Otomo Yoshihide - Matsushita

its VERY odd
(im on the hunt for avant garde weirdness)

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Flight of the Bumble Bee is a great tune

Glad you've heard the Blackbirds one as well. I haven't even heard it for about 5 years. I just remember thinking it was fantastic.

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:20, archived)

I HAVE BLACKBIRD!!!

Just can't help but smile... that's just as good as you said, Nach!

The sun just came out in my head and I'm grinning inanely as I listen.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:27, archived)

Ah very good! That'll have to qualify as my good deed for the day then

Have you downloaded "Midfielding" by Midfield General as well from my post to Pizza? The lyrics in it are right up a b3tan's type of street.

(Nacho, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:36, archived)

it's on its way!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

He's well avant garde...

I saw Ground Zero in 1997... pretty punishing gig. In the same series of concerts I saw Death Ambient too, which was quite astoundingly heavy duty.

The original Ground Zero line-up started off with Fred Frith, but he was replaced by Jim Plotkin (well interesting bloke). Kato Hideki played bass like a lunatic (he worked with Yoshihde too)and Ikue Mori did the extreme turntablist / electronic effects stuff.
You might like them...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:23, archived)

ive got some ground zero coming down

as we speak :)
*edit* - do you know any other artists who might be interesting ?

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:26, archived)

I saw them in a tiny theatre,

converted from a medieval tollbooth, and supposedly haunted. They turned off all the lights and played relentlessly for 45 minutes solid. Everyone was practically in shock by the time the lights came on...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:29, archived)

well ive not got the ground zero stuff through yet

but if its anything like the solo stuff i can imagine its a good way of erasing peoples minds or shattering their souls either way it must have been an intense 45 minutes

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)

few ideas...

Try anything by Jim Plotkin (sometimes "James"), since I mentioned him. HHe's done stuff with Scorn and the Young Gods, loads of his own stuff, and even a Black Sabbath tribute album! (he did start off in thrash metal)

I assume you know John Zorn / Naked City?

GOd... there's loads of good weird shit out there... what kind of direction are you heading in?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:42, archived)

im not really heading in any direction

and i dont know any of these artists at all
i was just reading the bbc website regarding a gig called turntable hell, it sounded interesting so i went on a search for some of the artists, i could only find Otomo and Janek Schaefer in audiogalaxy so ive just been grabbing random tracks

i like the eerie soundscape type things
but im also a bit partial (although its hardly avant garde) to aphex twin's more difficult tracks, and squarepusher. but im not really into electronic music that much really.
I prefer jazzy weirdness - frank zappa on one of his odd days really - weasles ripped my flesh is a fantastic album. Very strange jazz but it did have a rhytem and what you could call a tune (lots of odd key signatures though, and it jumped around a lot).
so i guess i like stuff that has a bit of a tune or rhythm thats got real instruments.

actually, what i like is stuff that sounds good and interests me, and that can change from minute to minute :)
(ie im listening to Otomo at the moment, but ive also got abba and the pizzicato 5 in the playlist)

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

LOL just got some ground zero through on audiogalaxy

i thought "this is gonna be interesting"
it starts up... a beat.. i thought "mmm ok"
then.... a rapper starts up
i thought "what the fuck????"
a quick search on allmusic later and there are 2 ground zero's :)

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

oh yes... you're on my wavelength.

I have an extremely varied collection, but Frank Zappa is one of my all time heroes Tom Waits, in a different style, is another.

I'll give you some more ideas later... (it's time for tea nad Auf Weidersehn pet

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:05, archived)

I'll have a quick shufty at the CDs and vinyl...

brb

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:30, archived)

eek a mouse

is great,
but he's an aquired taste

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:32, archived)

talking of mice..

do you know "mouse on mars". They're cool.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:33, archived)

yes

mouse on mars rock the world

if we're on the subject of weirdness, does anyone here listen to stereo total? i only found out about them this year, and they rock my world too

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:36, archived)

some in the pipeline..

any more?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

a few random tracks on their way down

now

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:36, archived)

wa do dem

and ganja smuggling are a couple of gooduns, but their is some crappy 'featuring eek-a-mouse' tunes on audiog tho'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

just got an eek a mouse cover of the lion sleeps tonight

its pretty cool :)

i take it you know all about lee scratch perry ?
if not, get some!!

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:08, archived)

eek-a-mouse

big yays. man, i saw johnny clarke and dennis alcapone last night. supoib.

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:56, archived)

oooh! i just d/l'd some eek

gorgeous dub. love it!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:01, archived)

alimantado is also more than worth a listen

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

well his track names are ace =)

a couple on their way to me now...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

i dunno the

name, but one of his was covered by massive attack (chorus goes 'in my neighbourhood') and it's one of the best songs ever written
[edit] poison flour is the track name

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stouffer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:27, archived)

You'll be in heaven

when ADSL gets to Snakemountain
:)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:43, archived)

Ok lets see if this works

thanks mike for the advice...maybe it'll work this time...OH NO, I FORGOT, GOD FUKKIN HATES ME. oh well, lets see...

by the way this is the first submission to b3ta ive ever done. i suppose its meant to hurt the first time anyway.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:54, archived)

it works, nice.

who's the bloke?

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:56, archived)

That bloke

is the almighty alan titchmarsh, and in the background its someone from the rocky horror show. i was looking for richard o brian. i think the world needs to be re-woken to the crystal maze. bla bla bla bla bla bla. bla.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:00, archived)

wikid it worked

ok then heres my bin laden one.

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:56, archived)

he looks like

WG Grace

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

Wow! That's a funny-shaped award

(AlfGarnett, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:34, archived)

ahhh

2 images of glorious glass award humour rolled into one

may i be the first to say
ROFLMAO!!!!!! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:36, archived)

I no this is probably late

ok i dunno wot im doing, i made a pic for attack of the killer wotevas and i aint got a clue how to put it on here so im going to try this.....

i bet it dont work so sorry

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:20, archived)

angelfire wont let you.

use 20m.com

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:21, archived)

wow

it worked :) kewl, im gonna try get my bin laden pic on in a sec

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Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:23, archived)

nah dude

it didn't work.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:34, archived)

As i suspected

Beneath that cool perenialy taned exterior lies the most evil creature known to
man the legendery Jive Bunny. Now you tell me have you ever seen Jive bunny and hasselhoff in the same room at the same time.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

I liked jive bunny

it was the 2nd cd i ever bought (the first was the essential mike oldfield). I was around 12 years old at the time.

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

first cd i ever bought

was 'bad hair day' by weird al yankovic

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:20, archived)

you young folk...

...in my day, we bought vinyl...my first was "Hit me with your rhythm stick" by Ian Dury

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:31, archived)

Hoopla for Dury

that was my first ever single as well and i had to hide it from my
parents cause the B side was the track Clever Bastards.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

ian dury was fucking cool.

R.I.P.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:39, archived)

absolutely

my parents confiscated it, cos I kept playing the b-side when their friends were round...all together now "Vanb Gogh he was an eyeball pleaser. He must have been an pencil squeezer, he didn't do the mona lisa. That was some Italian geezer..."

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:50, archived)

"Ever Fallen In Love"

Buzzcocks :)

Acksherly, now that I think about it it might've been the self same record as you.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:48, archived)

Its not your fault

Much like Gary "up the" Glitter, Jive Bunny's music was designed to intrigue
and beguile the young and inocent and then once caught in the hypnotic beats
and deranged chord progressions they would strike.
read into that what you will. I have no evidence

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:31, archived)

yeah i loved that -

j-j-jive bunny and the mastermixers!

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rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:36, archived)

Dr. Gonzo44 sucks it hard

YOU SUCK DR. GONZO44!!!!

(KeiranHorn, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:57, archived)

Got emailed this today

so apologies if you've already seen it.

www.tourettes.co.uk

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Lum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

Maaa ha ha haaa, read it and weep!!

Subtle, eh?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

Pah!

I take it no-one has looked closer... I won't bother again, and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:06, archived)

only moi

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

you can't touch me

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Yay!!!

It had to be done!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:18, archived)

looks like we have a kitten smuggler

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

That deserves a ...

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:33, archived)

That's

excellent!

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MartinH, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:34, archived)

Smile for the camera

For fuck sake sly what did we agree about drinking tonight.
Now try and look happy we have just won the glass vagina award for hottest screen kiss.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:54, archived)

A match made in heven.

Yep its Luuuureve, Sorry kit concider you self dumped.

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

Bootlegs top the charts

Sugarbabes/Numan into Number 1

(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:53, archived)

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