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# Weebl: Re the cat basher
You want levels. Level 1: Simple kitty bashing, 3 points per kitty, 1 point deducted per kitty missed. (or something experiment to see which ratio makes the user actually care whether they miss the kitten, but not too harsh).

Level 2: Same, but with occasional earsocked kitties

Level 3: Same, + bombs. Maybe you have 3 lives. If hit 3 bombs, game over.

Subsequent levels get faster.

That sort of thing..
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# the new editor of the face
is the registered owner (with g/f) of popbitch.

so there you go. no mention of b3ta though.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks for that...
.. did you find that out yerself?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# I posted this last night
But I like it alot.
(not potatoswapped as far as I know)
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# that is
almost poetic, in a beautiful way.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# not sure why
but i really like that.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:43, archived)
# dare I bring up
the Andy Goldsworthy correlation again then?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)
# I like
Andy Goldsmith.
was it you who pointed me in his direction yesterday?

Ta.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)
# i just bought some potato flavoured crisps
has anyone ever had these delicious delights?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)
# no
but i once had a fish flavoured cake.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# a cake....
made of fish!

whatever next
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# a fish....
made from cake.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:41, archived)
# a roll made from eskimos?
perhaps?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:46, archived)
# or Springs
perhaps.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Ok
I Was bored at work
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:36, archived)
# hehehe
I suppose with a name like that you are condemned to make marine based jokes eh?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:49, archived)
# can you see your house from here?
Somebody (EdB?) came up with the idea of having a b3ta map where you can stick a virtual pin and tell everyone your location. I cobbled this together, but before I wire up any pin-sticking code, is the map good enough? I'm not convinced, myself. Would more detail be a good idea? If so, does anyone out there have a super-hires map of the UK? (Potentially world-wide to follow)

http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/b3ta/radar
(click on the map to zoom in)
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Dude,
go to the ordinance survey website. there is a free hi res map of england for download. it should still be there.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:34, archived)
# That's where I got this one.
This is the only one with 'use it as you wish' next to the download link.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# oh,
i stand corrected. maybe i should click on links in future before i hurl preferences!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Urm...
why do I get Cumbria when I try and click in the general area of bristol?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Yorkshire
Becomes Scotland in the same way....
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)
# because i'm stupid
and forgot to take into account the scrollbar position.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:57, archived)
# I can't see my house
i'm in new zealand
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)
# and why the hell is north yorkshire
so abnormally massive? i think a lot of the counties need some fine tuning
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Yorkshire really is that big
it's just that no one cares where it is...
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# hmm
so that's a 'no ian, do it all again' then.

pish.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)
# to make
room for all the extra fingers?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)
# what about our
inner-national chums?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# they will
have to wait until i get this one working. sorry innernational chums.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:42, archived)
# All you need
is Dublin - the rest of the world don't matter a fuck.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Seems to zoom
In on random parts, but apart from that, its Stonking.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Cool
If you code it they will come
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:54, archived)
# yay!
I feel charged with coding energy.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)
# anybody else want aboard the blunder bus?

*where's ma crombie?*
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Is that
Emotion Eric I see there?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)
# you should include
joey deakin....
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# It's en the
cloaset wuth yoor Beyn Sherman
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)
# is that
as bad a joke as i think it is?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:42, archived)
# no actually
it's ironically post modern and cleverly....er, yes...sorry.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Is it?
I thought it was proper shite.

Ben Sherman in the closet, that is - the pic is wooyayingly good.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)
# This is begging for some action:

But I have no gif programs at work :(
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)
# i want a gif program!!!
gimme gimme gimme!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)
# HERE YOU GO
www.rtlsoft.com/animagic
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Atomic Bombing: How to Protect Yourself.
new window clicky
It's chock full of highly photoshoppable illustrations. Enjoy.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)
# In an effort to appeal to female shoppers:

Next have redesigned their mannequins.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)
# Hello geeza!
Nice manequin or something.....
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)
# OBEY!!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# AAAAAAARGHHH!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:30, archived)
# excellent
if i look at it too long i feel really sick
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)
# clicky to makey bigger
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Hehe
.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)
# Cuntymints
I have a vid clip of real cuntymints (many of you may have seen it b4) where's the best place to host it? it's 1.5MB
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# They are not cuntymints
They are poonto's.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# erm...
Mentos mints actually, "The Freshmaker". And Jolly good they were too.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# .

EDIT: Grrr, 20m were good for a while
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# strike one
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Yaaaay!
WOOOOO! I love it!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:23, archived)
# err
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:41, archived)
# errr...
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)
# god damn
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# that is
brilliant.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:27, archived)
# in addition to bumhole problems...


give it a while, 20m is in a funny mood
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)
# It helps
if you include the picture filename in the URL...
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# i am
a stupid man.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)
# hey! my 300th post! who'da thought?
and my chest hurts and my profile is full of little red x's. thank you god! thank you 20m.com! thank you left-eye! thank you kittens! thank you to all the people who have...

(men come to get me into my coat. a white one with no sleeves.)
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:18, archived)
# surely thats
a vest then?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)
# erm...
I meant one where the sleeves are tied to the back...

(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Straight
Jacket
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:36, archived)
# yes I know... look at the name of the jpeg
I was just being forced to explain the.. oh never mind. where's my pistol-grip pump? I feel a spree coming on.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)
# sleeves tied
to the back? what on earth are you talking about young man?
[edit] always wait for the picture to reveal itself before replying [/edit]
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:36, archived)
# I love
witchy , thanks you helped me properly
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Btw
it was the helping with furtive

Ooh and btw my sister came down and looked at this picture=== ===and said why is she holding that sign (she thought it was real she does not know about the whole potatoshopping
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Nae
problem!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)

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