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(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

Frames

anyone know how to do frames in microsoft frontpage? or is there an extremly simple handy guide? someone just please help me
it needs to be as simple as the simplest simpleton that ever graduated from simple university (ala baldrick stylie)

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

that hat

always reminds me of the giant clitoris in the south park movie.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)

Very Funny

My Friends ARe Strange They Say What Is The Clitoris Mike aND I SAY "ITS A BIG PINK THING THAT SITS IN A FIELD AND TALKS TO STAN"

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

and frontpage always

reminds me of extreme genital torture..you will rot in hell for all eternity etc..

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Darkedge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

OMG

Loads of my friends say that i look like Baldrick (spelling?) from Black Adder, if thast what that is of.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

is he wearing glasses?

in those days?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

Yes

It Is

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

but

he wasn't a bloody hippy

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

Have you

A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)

your mad

madder than mad jack mcmad, winner of madman of the year contest

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

That comment

is about as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

and

about as impresive as "Stumpy" O'Leg McNoLeg's landspeed record.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

how did those

they might be giants lyrics get there?

javascript.internet.com/messages/rqt-puns.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

twarb

is roasted 457 times, thats why its mellow as a horse.

ahem.

my computer screen is fucked, right now i cant see the line i am typing. damn computer.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

wanted to photoshop this - just didnt have the heart

All together now - Awwwww

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)

one... two... three...

ORK!!!

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Monkeyboy, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)

yes i thought that at first

but i didnt think it was enough of an ork to warrant calling 'orkishness'

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

ORK!!

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Darkedge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)

ork.

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

Simple

but effective...

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Staticgirl, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

Cat For Sale

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

(que, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)

Does my bum

etc

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)

arg

thats horrible

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

sorry

she's undeniably cute, so much so that i had to do it.

(que, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

Brilliant!!

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macca, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

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bazman, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

This is...

my first proper gif animation... hence it's about 20 hours after the original pic was posted...

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penrithtearooms, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

Furtive the Flying Avenger

my cow-orker loves you

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Staticgirl, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

grr

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

an angry kitten?

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

I like his

tooth.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

up yours / the bird

whatever you call sticking a finger up at someone - reminds me of that.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

YEAH!

Like in Top Gun.
"He gave him the tooth" etc.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

Although he looks a bit meaner

like this:

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

he looks like Bucky

from "Get Fuzzy", but in reverse.
www.dilbert.com/comics/getfuzzy/index.html

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

You have a whisker in your eye.

Let me just get that for you. There.

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macca, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

These two look familiar...

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)

Dresden, 1944

(sam_fujiyama, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

hitler vs kittens

who would win?

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)

I think the

Kittens would win

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

How many

Kittens are we talking about here?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

normal litter size

4 to 6 I reckon

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

Then its a goer

10/1 On the kittens.

Claws? Have they been clipped recently.

Oh and cheers for the bear overlooking b3ta god type person. This place was worth that donation and about 10 million more. Enough of the speach...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

woo

and indeed yay, to you rob

my life is now complete!

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

ahem

Cats actually took part in the war to track down rusian commando mice that devastated german tanks. So the Soviats started to drop Dogs to catch the cats that the germans had sent to catch the mice, and it all got very silly from then on.

Coat got.

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

have you seen cats & dogs!?

Of course the kittens would win!

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

yeah - i saw it

didn't like it. wanted to like it. but didn't.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

I like that flick.

B3ta in movie form.

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macca, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)

Heheheh

Nice one

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helmetcream, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

even though

i've seen that already i still think it is fucking hilarious

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)

that is now my wallpaer.

supoib!

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Staticgirl, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)

woo!

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big daft dave, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

I want some!!!

(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

Mints is it?

Have some more.

This is a repost

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

I was

gunna change altoids to heamerhoids (or however you spell it) but im too lazy

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

I wanted to

put something very after the Made in Great Britain bit but my brain had stopped working.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)

how about

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

another FMJ fan

See my post below

(Dean, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

I think they are referring

to The Shining rather than FMJ

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

i have never seen FMJ

can someone lend it to me please?

ta

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

i erased the sign

but couldn't think of what to write on it. anyone?

the original is here: honorearth.org/nuclear/images/dumb_dump.jpg

(que, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

5 Dollar

Me love you longtime?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

sister

for sale
good worker
eats little
only $200(US)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

"Gary Glitter

He Pay Us With Love"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

behind this

we have an extra arse between us

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

"Stop

Gap Dressing Children"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

Will fight

For food

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)

i'm sure

there's a siamese twin joke in there somewhere

'that is fucking sick you bastard...' etc

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

I've seen 'Full Metal Jacket'...

...Too many times

Hell? why I'll just get my coat.

(Dean, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

Will stitch trainers for food

Coat

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macca, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

Now that

Is just silly

(Dean, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

Hey Dean -

weren't those movie summaries yours? I's like to see another, pander to me.

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helmetcream, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

hands up if you can spot the peado

I wanted to potatoshop the sick fuck (burn in hell, etc...), but I felt it was just too perfect as it was.

Hmmm... could maybe do with a glass cock though..

(fisty, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:49, archived)

seeing the suprised

look on his face I think he already has one......

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youknowyouloveit, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

can you folks do anything with this?

its pretty funny as it is, but, you know.
clicky wicky

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

bit of a long shot this...

but does anyone remember the url of a site with some video clips of a german bloke showing you how to dance to various musical styles, e.g. dub, drum and bass, techno? I think i got the original link from popbitch, but they aren't much use over there.

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big daft dave, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

zefrank

dunno if this is the site you were talking about but he is german and he dances

home.earthlink.net/~zefrank/invite/swfs/navigation.html

(pingu, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

nah

that's not it, but thanks for trying.

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big daft dave, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

i guess not then...

the site was green, if that's any help

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big daft dave, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

lol

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

hehe

The green one, with the writing stuff on it? and some pictures?

*coat*

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

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