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Birmingham Summer Bash!

******* Anyone requiring a lift from the train station should gaz BraynDedd in advance. *******

Buses: Birmingham New Street to the bus stop. Colmore Row is full of bus stops. You'll want either the 258, 192, 140, 9, 19, 138 or 139. If you're getting the bus here give me a call when you're on your way & I'll give you more detailed directions & make sure that you're brought from the bus stop this end to my house. Buses cost £1.50 for a single journey & Brum public transport is shit & doesn't give change. I can pretty much guarantee that nobody will be choosing this option, but I thought I should at least offer it in the interests of being environmentally friendly or whatever.

Edit edit edit: I'm living internet-free at the moment (I know - horrible), so can't check back here, or reply to gazzes most of the time. I'll put my number up closer to the time, but I'll check back whenever I can, to make sure that there are no unanswered queries, etc. If there's anything urgent, I'm sure BraynDedd can get in touch with me on your behalf :)

Edit: In case any of you are a bit scared of sleeping in a house full of b3tans, or just want a bit of privacy (you never know around here), have a link to a very local hotel.

I've just looked & there are still some rooms available & you can book in advance for less than £30. The hotel is about an easy 5 minute walk from my front door, so you can easily stagger back there in the evening & return to my house the next morning without a problem.

Also, BraynDedd just informed me that he'll be giving lifts from the train station, blah blah blah. I'll give out my phone number to those who don't yet have it nearer the time, so you can just call us when you're in. I'm also hoping to talk one of my Real Life friends into doing the same - try not to break his mind too much.



The essential basic premise:

I have a family house to myself & am therefore pretty much offering enough crash space for anyone who may possibly want to come - it will pretty much end up being a case of sleep where you fall, but nobody will end up on the street.

*obvious disclaimers about not trashing it, please*


The original idea sounded like this:

Ooh, we could have a two day summer bash! Like across a weekend, or something. The Saturday could be sitting in a park in the sunshine, getting a bit drunk, maybe playing a few casual ball games, etc. Then the Saturday night could be the pubs & clubs of Brum before returning to mine for the night. Then the Sunday could be dossing around my house & garden, recovering from the night before, watching trashy telly / DVDs & eating hangover food.



I shall be providing a fair bit of food & some booze, but you should feel free to bring:
- Any DVDs you may want to watch whilst we're all feeling crappy on the Sunday. My film library is infamously poor.
- Booze! Especially if you're intending to drink loads / anything out of the ordinary.
- Food - I'll cover the basics & a bit more, but we're internet fatties & can always force more junk down our throats if you're offering to supply it.
- Bed stuff - there's a fair bit of floor space around & about, but not much bed linen, etc.
- There is garden space, but I haven't worked what the tent situation will be yet. Let me know if you're thinking of bringing one.



There's probably more stuff I should be saying, but that will do for now. If you have any questions at all, just ask below, or gaz me.



Write it in your diary now!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, Reply)
Oh I'm SO there.

In costume, no less. Oh yes.


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, Reply)
...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, Reply)
Yes

so long as I get to touch you :o)


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, Reply)
That's taken as read.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, Reply)
It's like myspace partying but with less twats.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, Reply)
It will be SO good.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, Reply)
I would like to attend, I'll see what life throws up.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, Reply)
come - im going

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:56, Reply)
"less"?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, Reply)
Oh, I do love you, Internet Husband.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:16, Reply)
I'M SIGNED UP, SWEETCHEEKS

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:18, Reply)
I HONESTLY CANNOT WAIT.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:59, Reply)
You have to let me touch Jen

If you can, I can. Fair's fair.


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:04, Reply)
I don't know, I really like having her to myself.

I shall have to think about it. How many camels are you offering for the privilege?


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, Reply)
ALL OF THEM.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:01, Reply)
You can touch me

it's very allowed :oD


(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:54, Reply)
You must really want me to have those camels.

(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 4:04, Reply)
I've got something I really want you to have...

WAAAYY!!!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Is it a kitten?

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:37, Reply)
It looks like a kitten

A skinned kitten

:(


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, Reply)
Christ.

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:22, Reply)
On a serious note, can I bagsy some crash space? Floor is fine, I can bring a sleeping bag.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, Reply)
Definitely.

*luffs*


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, Reply)
Hooray!

*Hugs in the face*


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 21:54, Reply)
MASSIVE WIN.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:27, Reply)
Oh, and by 'sleeping bag', I mean clingfilm jockstrap

(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:16, Reply)
I'm not even sure what my reaction was to that.

It was half way between gagging & laughing.


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 21:56, Reply)
If that's the noise you make when massively aroused, I'm not sure I want to come to this party any more.

(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:23, Reply)
It's sexier than it sounds, honestly.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 13:31, Reply)
It had better be

Or else.


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:57, Reply)
Or else what? Will I get a spanking?

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:39, Reply)
I haven't decided yet

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:27, Reply)
Sounds gurd

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, Reply)
I shall do my best to attend this.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, Reply)
Try harder.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:17, Reply)
Uncertainties about money and possible moving dates put me firmly in the 'maybe' category.

Edit: Nope, can't make it.


(, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:29, Reply)
I'm glaring at you right now.

& shaking my head. It's the headshake of DOOM.


(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:13, Reply)
casual ball games you say?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:05, Reply)
*winks*

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:16, Reply)
Ooh, I should be able to come to this.

YAYAYAYAY.


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, Reply)
YAAAY!

*dances around*


(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:17, Reply)
If her's going, I'm probably going too.

(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 19:10, Reply)
I'm looking forward to this bash more & more!

*glees*


(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 18:28, Reply)
Hey you've put your bash just a week after DaveW 27's which is also in Birmingham!!!!

I'm sure that must be against Health and Safety or something!
How long do you have the house to yourself, is it only the one weekend??


(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:52, Reply)
I don't think I'm cool

enough to partake in this :P


(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Yes you are

I haven't seen you in ages and ages!


(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:54, Reply)
But I have seen you!

*waves magical hands*


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Wouldn't want you in my house anyway :P

(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 4:02, Reply)
CEASE YOUR BEGGING!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:09, Reply)
Sounds rock

i would have to dibs crash space due to finance


(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:34, Reply)
That's absolutely fine.

I'm not yet sure how crash space will work out exactly, but there's a lot of floor space, if nothing else. Consider yourself put up for the night.


(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, Reply)
thanks

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:34, Reply)
Ok, seeing as you strong-armed me into this

But I could do with crash space. Or garden space for my tent, please?


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 23:18, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*

Don't feel obliged to come if you don't want to. Really. Don't do me any favours.



Crash space or garden space will be available, yes. I'm not sure where I'm going to put everyone yet, but there'll be room somewhere, even if most of it ends up being floorspace. There's a whole house to go at, so it'll be okay, I think.


(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:08, Reply)
*Starts considering*

*Has considered*

Is coming, with +1


(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:13, Reply)
If I'm not somewhere else,

I will be there.


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 23:43, Reply)
*fives*

(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:08, Reply)
I'm going to put myself down as a possible

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:53, Reply)
YAAAAAAY!

I thought it couldn't get any more awesome!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 22:41, Reply)
I am provisionally signing up,

though I don't know what I'm doing then so I can't say for sure if I'll be there.

Frisbee and ice lollies will entice me further...


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:50, Reply)
Frisbee & ice lollies are definitely on offer.

(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:10, Reply)
Can I put myself as a 'hopefully' please?

and request floor space for my fluzzy-sized roll mat?


(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, Reply)
Absolutely, yes :)

Oh, this is going to be such a good bash!


(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, Reply)
actually - room for two if pos, I'll have a syzygy with me

:) :)

Edit (23/07/08) - If I come it'll just be me and just for the eve, I'm afraid.


(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, Reply)
Not a problem :)

Yaaaaaaay!


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, Reply)
My diary says Yes

if it's OK with you?


(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:12, Reply)
It is :)

*hugs* Yay!


(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:15, Reply)
I remember the Springy Sunshine small furry animal sancturary

for missing toy lonely animals

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/1347796833/in/set-72157601925456907/

thanks for the welcome ma'am :-)


(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 0:24, Reply)
They can get so cold in the winter months, bless them.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 18:25, Reply)
THIS PARTY JUST GOT PROVISIONALLY MORE AWESOME

get ready for ubercuddles. And mandering.


(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:17, Reply)
FUCKING YES!

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 18:24, Reply)
More sexytangles, you mean

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:00, Reply)
MAINLY BECAUSE I TOOK OFF MY TROUSERS

BUT ALSO PARTLY DUE TO YOUR ATTENDANCE


(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is going to be the best bash EVAR.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:31, Reply)
ill come if you'll have me there

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 18:21, Reply)
Of course I will :)

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:32, Reply)
Define "have" :P

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:16, Reply)
ok

ill come if anyone will have me


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, Reply)
Tentatively saying yes.

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:00, Reply)
MAKE IT A POSITIVE.

I'll drive if you chip in for petrol.


(, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:03, Reply)
Ooooh, this is getting so good!

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, Reply)
If I can find someone to half the petrol with, I'm there.

NAKED.


(, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:02, Reply)
*orgasms through thought alone*

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Want to come via Bristol? Or is that too much out of the way?

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:07, Reply)
ill hitch a lift from bristol!

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:27, Reply)
i can has bashes?

*dubble attends*

i'll even make our esteemed host a personalised 'me & him' for her filthy filthy wall, as seems to have become custom at recent events. WOO.

edit: plus EYE LIEK SPYDERSZ I WIL SLEPE IN UR SHEDS LOLOL!!!!1one!!eleven


(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, Reply)
Fuck yes.

*glomps*


(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:55, Reply)
Oh god. Me & him. I HAVE to be there now!

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:55, Reply)
Fine. Because I wasn't enough.

Okay. I see how it is. *sulks*


(, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:22, Reply)
You're not too big to go over my knee young lady.

Behave yourself.


(, Thu 22 May 2008, 19:24, Reply)
Aha, my plan has worked.

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:06, Reply)
I might well come down with GMoS, if he'll have me.

(, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:33, Reply)
GMoS will have ANYBODY.

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This sounds like fun

I live just down the road, so I won't need to crash, but sunny days in the park with an Aerobie are always worth it!


(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:21, Reply)
I want to come.

:3


(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:52, Reply)
I'm sure that can be arranged

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:25, Reply)
just out of curiousity

are not b3tards allowed?


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, Reply)
If you're only bringing one, yes.

So long as they're not easily offended, obviously.


(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:52, Reply)
well he wont want to crash

and usually when i take him places he offends people


(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:55, Reply)
Then yes :)

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:30, Reply)
Wait

Until he meets me...


(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)
wait until you

meet him. but last time i spoke to him he wasn't sure if he is still coming or not

edit: he cant come


(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:37, Reply)
hello

Is there somewhere to crash?


(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:33, Reply)
Oh, silly Neon Blue.

Yes, there is. I don't know where you're all going to end up exactly yet, but there will be room.


(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:52, Reply)
That's a kind invitation. Count me inoutshakeitallabout.

They tell me it's a good thing to actually go outside and experience 'new people' and 'new things'.

Even /talk board people & things.

So I'll come along and say hello, hang around looking bored, moan about having to go outside to smoke, do/say something less impressive than I thought it'd be, imperiously wave away the paramedics, and then get a cab home.


(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:07, Reply)
It'll be a pleasure to see you :)

(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:52, Reply)
Good answer!

And your username makes you seem a right miserable so-and-so...

Question: drinkable cheapo pressie, or stupid novelty toy cheapo pressie?


(, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:01, Reply)
My username is a fully accurate portrayal of my delightful demeanour. Or something.

& ooh, pressie! Excitement! I'll be rather giddy either way :D


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, Reply)
hello, can i meet someone who is going to the bash in brum town, as i have no idea

ill get a train that gets in around the same time as someone else


(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Has anybody gazzed you, or have you been left hanging?

Let me know if you want an idea of when other people are getting in & I'll find out for you. You're extra likely to be able to cadge a lift that way.


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, Reply)
ive been left hanging like that woman who falls to her death at the start of cliffhanger

i have no clues as to whats going on, all i know is, that im going to get a train to brum, then have a good night, and if i do meet up with you lot, ill have an even better night


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 17:07, Reply)
Pfft, okay.

I'll find out when people are getting in & let you know by the end of the night so you can plan accordingly.


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 19:20, Reply)
I might...

...just might be able to make this. I certainly hope I can.

I'm supposed to be in Scarborough, but probably won't be.

Hmmmm...


(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:43, Reply)
I'll need some crash space, if there's any left...

...but I have plenty of portable bed facilities, so I just need space for my portmanteau and valet.

I can possibly pick people up from choo-choo Stations on the way through the City Centre, as well.


(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, Reply)
a provisional yes

but i wont know for sure till nearer the date


(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:31, Reply)
I'm thinking of pitching a tent

do you think there will be room before I go out and buy one...? I have a feeling that any igloo built with ice cubes from tesco might not last too long....


(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:45, Reply)
Haha...

..."pitching a tent", lol.


(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, Reply)
There is room for a small tent, yes.

I'll casually ask my still-ignorant parents how big my garden is in a few minutes & update you with a better idea :)


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, Reply)
I'll bring it anyway

and if it won't fit, it won't...


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 23:31, Reply)
if I've not topped myself by the weekend

I'll come along and drink myself into oblivion


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 19:20, Reply)
Ooh, are you back on?

(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 19:41, Reply)
Yes, I'm back on and I'm coming up with an air bed

I'll be the incoherent drunkard snoring exceptionally loudly in the corner


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, Reply)
Don't be silly. That'll be me.

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, Reply)
I'll race you to the bottom of the gin

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:40, Reply)
You're ON.

Lovely lovely gin.


(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:01, Reply)
my plan is now to get into brum for early afternoon

so you all can see how great i am


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, Reply)
i shall be getting into brum at 13.27 as the train goes.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:47, Reply)
i mean ill be getting into new street station at that time, so i shall wonder about until i bump into a b3tan

infact i might even make a sign and wonder about with it saying 'im a b3tan get me out of here'


(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:34, Reply)
:D sounds like a good plan

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:56, Reply)
also if im waiting in town for people i might go to a pub and im a usless daytime drunk

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:11, Reply)
I get into New Street at 3pm.

Well, 14.57 technically.


(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 23:10, Reply)
Forgive me if I'm being thick,

but I can't tell where (& roughly when) it is we're actually supposed to go.
I know Springy is hardly going to put the address on the board here... so could someone GAZ me with the address so's I know roughly where to get off the bus?
South Brum may as well be a foreign country to me.
And West.
And East.
And North-West.


Or, alternatively, is there a meet-up time/place in the city centre?


(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:57, Reply)
Send Springy and BraynDedd a gaz :)

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:53, Reply)
Ah, make an effort. Good idea.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:07, Reply)
Today!!one!

how very exciting. :-)


(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 7:54, Reply)
im on my way,

(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 10:46, Reply)
:)

have fun. I'll be hours yet.


(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 12:27, Reply)
Me and reme are at the train station

We dont know anyone. Help us anyone


(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 13:42, Reply)
I'm glad you made it in the end

And it was lovely meeting everyone. Thank you for hosting things, Springy and thank you for generally being lovely eveyone else. :)


(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 7:48, Reply)

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