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St. Cuffbert's Day

Oh hello! Yuo look LOVELY.

It aer Saint Cuffbert's Day so yuo do heve to get all the chickins yuo have to sarcifice to Cuffbert :o3

It is VERE MAXIMIMUM IMPORTANT that yuo to brings a fish or maybe sum chickin to gard for practice at GARDING and maybe yuo will gets a disploma in GARDING but NO yuo won't becuase yuo are a rubbesh gard compared to Cuffbert and evan Cudbert and he is a RUBBESH gard :o3


(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, Reply)
HOORAY!

I love you Cuffbert. I will be celebrating by guarding things and not being able to spell properly ALL DAY


(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:32, Reply)
Cuffbert, I hope that you have a deputy

to do all your guarding duties on your most special day.


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:38, Reply)
I have a fish I need to keep safe.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:29, Reply)
I aer going to sign up to this

I shall sarcifice all my chickins and fishes as i aer a herbyvore as well yuo know!

i love yuo cusin Cuffbert :o3


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:38, Reply)
Oh HELLO zeffbert!

you look LOVELY!


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:02, Reply)
I'd be honoured if I could attend.

I'm aware that I may need to employ some manner of stand-in for my duties, Cuffbert.


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:03, Reply)
Hooray! }:)

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:43, Reply)
Hoofbert yuo aer in charge of the door and yuo do haev

to hoof anyoen out who dose not have a fish :o3


(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:22, Reply)
*ponders bribing Cuffbert with some catnip prior to the garding exams*

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:51, Reply)
Cuffbert sent me an awesome birthday card

so I shall be supporting Cuffbert day


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:53, Reply)
I will brings fish and chickins

zeffbert and me can eat grass ]:@~


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:52, Reply)
It is vere excitings :o3

(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:20, Reply)
I'll be traveeling to ayr.

I'll try and join in.


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:11, Reply)
many fiiiiish for yooo!

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, Reply)
awwwwww

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, Reply)
I think this is the first event I've signed up to.

Yay for St Cuffberts Day
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:56, Reply)
Jesus wept.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:54, Reply)
Oh lighten up

grumpy :p


(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, Reply)
so would you if someone whacked iron pins through your palms.

(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 2:38, Reply)
I've called the taxidermist

and he can fit you in.


(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:37, Reply)
You fucking homosexual.

(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:27, Reply)
Oh hello Jam Mister Gordon, yuo look LOVELY!

I thinks yuo shuold celerbate by havings soem LOVELY poloniums or maybe som ricin :o3


(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:24, Reply)
Hello Cuffbert.

Would you and all your kin like to climb into this mailsack?


(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:51, Reply)
Oh Hello Stuj

I speek on beharf of my kind when I say 'ha ha ha! you are a rubbish guard! you cannot even guard penguins without them getting abused and bummed'


(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:51, Reply)

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