Seriously? Another one?
(ForkHas lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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^this
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:43,
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This is good news.
I think.
(Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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You mean based on 1 good film from 36 years ago, one ok 80s machismo-fest and then
Alien 3, 4, Alien vs Predator 1 and 2, the comics Alien versus predator/Terminator/Batman/Robocop/Superman/Judge Dredd and Blomkamps decidedly average Elysium?
Yes, very good news. Fingers crossed its got a main robot character, that would be great
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:11,
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This might be bad news.
I think.
(Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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bet the power loader has a South African accent
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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Fokken pronz...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:20,
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I might be the only person in the world
Who liked Alien Resurrection.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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Nah...there's two of us...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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Nope
I thought it was great fun. Wasn't a horror by any means, but I liked it plenty.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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I liked Alien 3 but don't tell anyone
I prefer the horror/suspense films to the ones with guns in.
(Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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3 was ace.
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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It was ok but just seem to be 'almost'
almost as if some of the characters just got in the way with the basics of what I really wanted it to be, which was xenomorphs terrorizing humans set in a dark environment
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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I liked it for the most part, let down by bad dialogue and acting
same as Aliens
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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Game over man!!!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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“You’ve blown the main transaxle… ease down, ease down”
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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You missed out "You're just grinding metal"
Now I hate you. Stop doing Aliens wrong.
(mugwumpIn summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call…
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:37,
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I think some bits of it are really good, but I thought the hybrid plot/whatever was daft
I like Alien 3 too
(custard, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:50,
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It can be milked
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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Just reading about this
A hearty sense of relief they've separated this and the Prometheus thing. I suspect it might have dawned on them after Aliens, the films were pale shadows of the first two; something I hope they keep in their sights
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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May I take this opportunity to reiterate how much Prometheus sucked and blew, simultaneously?
That everyone concerned with its production hasn't been drowned in their own effluvia sickens me.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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I to find it an affront to civilization everyone involved hasn't been locked in gibbets and strung up on lampposts
for people in double decker buses to demonstrate their displeasure with flamethrowers as they pass
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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*reads*
*gets thrown out of library for wanking*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:08,
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I've just had to show the Director of the Menagerie du Jardin des Plantes around this one
an irritable inconvenicance, I was busy here on b3ta
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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OOOH LAH-DI-DAH
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:38,
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*rolls naked in his own effluvia masturbating feverishly*
(tickleI was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:36,
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I liked Prometheus
It entertained me. That is what a film should do.
(parsons**restrictions apply, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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It's nice that you were distracted by the PEW PEW SHINY SHINY
to notice that it shat on & then raped the original film. Repeatedly.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
(JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:43,
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whhhaaaat?
I liked it too, would you rather another guardians of the galaxy or Lucy? People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
(------, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:35,
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Ohhh... well if YOU liked it Tits then I take it all back! ;-)
(JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:39,
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*weeps*
nobody's ever been so kind.
(------, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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I still HATE you.
I hope a tramp endlessly shits diarrhoea into your held-open mouth to a looped soundtrack of Whitney's "I will always love you".
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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Well that saves me the effort of asking what you're doing for half term.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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He could just watch Prometheus repeatedly
To achieve a similar feeling
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:21,
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"I will always love you"
is a classic song written by Whiteney Houston, and is one of my faves. When you say hate though, like really hate or love/hate? You love me really.
(------, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:20,
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It was written by Dolly Parton
In 1974
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:48,
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whhhaaaaaaat?
Guardians of the Galaxy was a fun film with good characters and plenty of humour. People like you are the reason why we have safe "knicker fizzers" like 50 shades of grey.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:10,
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Guardians of the Galaxy
was shit. Boring, same old crap. Couldn't make it past 40 mins without wanting to skip forward, ended up just leaving it at that. I was looking forward to it but it turned out crappy. Shame. Seriously though, at east there was effort put into Prometheus, and it's only part 1 of 3, so didn't explain everything. If people can't watch a film without talking animals and comic strip characters, well, I may as well go on my shooting rampage today.
(------, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:35,
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Well I for one is happy Ents are getting more mainstream work in hollywood rather than being pushed to the background.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:43,
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