This video made me weep
So touching what the marketeers have made me think.
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So touching what the marketeers have made me think.
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actually
40% cunt
35% feminist
17% cry-baby
5% busybody
2% Weetabix
1% racist
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40% cunt
35% feminist
17% cry-baby
5% busybody
2% Weetabix
1% racist
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change the colour scheme to red and black and this passes as a TED talk these days
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I now have a bag full of vomit
Which they are more than welcome to in order to trace my DNA
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25, Share, Reply)
Which they are more than welcome to in order to trace my DNA
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25, Share, Reply)
they all have one thing in common...
the "drama student" gene
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:34, Share, Reply)
the "drama student" gene
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What I want to know is how the fuck they work out what pure british DNA is to start with to say that guy is 30% British
The whole of europe have been fucking each other since we discovered each other.
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The whole of europe have been fucking each other since we discovered each other.
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^this^
Nationality is a social construct, it's not in your dna
They can spot genetic variations that appeared in regions, but that bleeds across borders all the time.
Partly why the use of DNA testing was dropped by the borders agency a few years ago
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Nationality is a social construct, it's not in your dna
They can spot genetic variations that appeared in regions, but that bleeds across borders all the time.
Partly why the use of DNA testing was dropped by the borders agency a few years ago
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This
And also the idea that the whole world will become friends when we discover the diversity of our DNA is moronic. Humans will always find stuff to fight about, regardless of nationality, race or creed.
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And also the idea that the whole world will become friends when we discover the diversity of our DNA is moronic. Humans will always find stuff to fight about, regardless of nationality, race or creed.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences
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cynic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
[edit] Warning: may contain Paul McBeatle
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
[edit] Warning: may contain Paul McBeatle
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The British, especially, are mongrels
Anyone with even a vaguely seaworthy boat stopped off in Britain to trade, shag, colonise, invade and add to the language.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:39, Share, Reply)
Anyone with even a vaguely seaworthy boat stopped off in Britain to trade, shag, colonise, invade and add to the language.
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The Icelandic are as well
And they're fucking aware of it. Either that guy was really REALLY stupid,or he's reading a script written by someone who hasn't actually met any of them.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, Share, Reply)
And they're fucking aware of it. Either that guy was really REALLY stupid,or he's reading a script written by someone who hasn't actually met any of them.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, Share, Reply)
They can't.
They are wilfully misrepresenting their results to get people to buy their test.
What these tests look for are snips of DNA which appear in different populations today. So you might have a piece of code embedded in your genome which commonly appears in the British population today, but this doesn't mean that your ancestors were necessarily British... largely because 'being British' doesn't mean anything genetically. What it means is that a population of people you're more closely related to ended up in Britain.
Ultimately we all originated in the same place (almost certainly Africa) and this tribalism we call Nationalism is just an excuse to feel different from, or hate another group of people.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:31, Share, Reply)
They are wilfully misrepresenting their results to get people to buy their test.
What these tests look for are snips of DNA which appear in different populations today. So you might have a piece of code embedded in your genome which commonly appears in the British population today, but this doesn't mean that your ancestors were necessarily British... largely because 'being British' doesn't mean anything genetically. What it means is that a population of people you're more closely related to ended up in Britain.
Ultimately we all originated in the same place (almost certainly Africa) and this tribalism we call Nationalism is just an excuse to feel different from, or hate another group of people.
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why today?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R1a#/media/File:IE_expansion.png
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-DNA_haplogroups_in_European_populations
www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/science/21genghis.html?_r=2&
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R1a#/media/File:IE_expansion.png
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-DNA_haplogroups_in_European_populations
www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/science/21genghis.html?_r=2&
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"I need you to spit into this tube for me"
Just a bit of saliva mate, not the fucking contents of your nose.
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Just a bit of saliva mate, not the fucking contents of your nose.
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"We ran the test and it turns out you're related to plaque bacteria. The science isn't exact just yet."
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Haha - I thought that too
He didn't seem to know the difference between saliva and snot.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:50, Share, Reply)
He didn't seem to know the difference between saliva and snot.
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When they got to reading the first results, did anyone else fully expect them to say "your 100% racist."
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Yes, your parents made you a racist!
It must've taken them aaages - it's so lifelike...
*pokes at uncanny valley racist doll thing*
weeeeird
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:22, Share, Reply)
It must've taken them aaages - it's so lifelike...
*pokes at uncanny valley racist doll thing*
weeeeird
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:22, Share, Reply)
I had one of these DNA tests
It turns out I'm 50% Gay and 50% Orthodox Jewish.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:07, Share, Reply)
It turns out I'm 50% Gay and 50% Orthodox Jewish.
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I got 97% Jewish and 3% Neanderthal
They could just have said "You're terribly inbred and a bit thick"
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:25, Share, Reply)
They could just have said "You're terribly inbred and a bit thick"
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that's a pisspoor copy of 2006's "100% English"
but without the schadenfreude of watching mouthy telly whorecunts like Garry Bushell having their "Englishness" brought into doubt..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4rpe--i2Q
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55, Share, Reply)
but without the schadenfreude of watching mouthy telly whorecunts like Garry Bushell having their "Englishness" brought into doubt..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4rpe--i2Q
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55, Share, Reply)