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This is a link post one of these is a chav alright

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post everyone in this video
is a cunt.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video made me weep
So touching what the marketeers have made me think.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually
40% cunt
35% feminist
17% cry-baby
5% busybody
2% Weetabix
1% racist
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fatuous

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fecking dire acting

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post change the colour scheme to red and black and this passes as a TED talk these days

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical Tottenham supporter

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I now have a bag full of vomit
Which they are more than welcome to in order to trace my DNA
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post they all have one thing in common...
the "drama student" gene
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I want to know is how the fuck they work out what pure british DNA is to start with to say that guy is 30% British
The whole of europe have been fucking each other since we discovered each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Nationality is a social construct, it's not in your dna
They can spot genetic variations that appeared in regions, but that bleeds across borders all the time.
Partly why the use of DNA testing was dropped by the borders agency a few years ago
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
And also the idea that the whole world will become friends when we discover the diversity of our DNA is moronic. Humans will always find stuff to fight about, regardless of nationality, race or creed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post cynic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik

[edit] Warning: may contain Paul McBeatle
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
where was the McCartney warning?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The British, especially, are mongrels
Anyone with even a vaguely seaworthy boat stopped off in Britain to trade, shag, colonise, invade and add to the language.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Icelandic are as well
And they're fucking aware of it. Either that guy was really REALLY stupid,or he's reading a script written by someone who hasn't actually met any of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can't.
They are wilfully misrepresenting their results to get people to buy their test.

What these tests look for are snips of DNA which appear in different populations today. So you might have a piece of code embedded in your genome which commonly appears in the British population today, but this doesn't mean that your ancestors were necessarily British... largely because 'being British' doesn't mean anything genetically. What it means is that a population of people you're more closely related to ended up in Britain.

Ultimately we all originated in the same place (almost certainly Africa) and this tribalism we call Nationalism is just an excuse to feel different from, or hate another group of people.
 (I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post poidh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I need you to spit into this tube for me"
Just a bit of saliva mate, not the fucking contents of your nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We ran the test and it turns out you're related to plaque bacteria. The science isn't exact just yet."

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - I thought that too
He didn't seem to know the difference between saliva and snot.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post When they got to reading the first results, did anyone else fully expect them to say "your 100% racist."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post MY 100% racist?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, your parents made you a racist!
It must've taken them aaages - it's so lifelike...

*pokes at uncanny valley racist doll thing*


weeeeird
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of these DNA tests
It turns out I'm 50% Gay and 50% Orthodox Jewish.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 97% Jewish and 3% Neanderthal
They could just have said "You're terribly inbred and a bit thick"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does nobody say "codswallop" these days?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
And also 'Horse feathers'.
 (TSLunch, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a pisspoor copy of 2006's "100% English"
but without the schadenfreude of watching mouthy telly whorecunts like Garry Bushell having their "Englishness" brought into doubt..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4rpe--i2Q
 (m.auron, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Masterchef
has gone a bit downhill this year, eh?
 (WinnieTheTurd, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They tried the same thing in Somerset and the results were equally as diverse.
Some taunton folk could trace their ancestry back as far as their uncle's farm in Bridgewater
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:12, , Reply)