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I'm struggling to think of a film I want to see less.
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This is a normal post A Serbian Film II: The Klumps

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I'd give it a go.
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This is a normal post Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle

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Sounds better than Birdemic 2 to be fair.
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This is a normal post Fast & Furious 12

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Cars go vroom. I'm in.
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This is a normal post Fast & Furious 12 Angry Men

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This is a normal post Fern Gully 3?
Oh, wait….
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Fern Gullly 3: Waterworld.
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This is a normal post 6-Headed Shark Attack or Piranhaconda

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:31, Reply)
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Now that sounds pretty good. Like they don't even care what the creature is.

"What IS that thing?"
"It's a 6-headed shark or piranhaconda or whatever..."
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This is a normal post Quite liked Avatar
- it's a good adventure romp, well made and all that. It's no masterpiece, but it's fun.
I'd say the same thing about The Matrix.
Their sequels just seem pointless.

There's only a few times it works (Alien - Aliens, Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back) and even then, the returns diminished when they overstretched.
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Ignore the 3d, and you're left with a long, preachy, and frankly boringly predictable film.

For furries.
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This is a normal post 3d gives me a headache
I only saw it in 2d. It was OK. Well below hype, but a passable action movie.
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This is a normal post I like bits of it too, don't think its close to being as bad as some people think it is
sequel does seem pointless though, this one looks like it will be a repeat of the first one's story / themes, but more wet
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This is a normal post There's many a good sequel; some better then the original...
Kids movies?
The Incredibles 2
Paddington 2
Shrek II
Thriller?
Mad Max 2: Road Warrior
The Godfather part II
The Bourne Supremacy
Sci-Fi?
Dawn of The Planet of the Apes
T2: Judgement Day
Superhero?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Logan
The Dark Knight
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This is a normal post It was one of the very few films
I turned off less than half way through.

I still don't know how it ends. I assume 'generic military leader guy' decides to kill the 'alien native Indians' because he is 'evil' and 'white saviour' saves them and decides to stay with 'alien Pocahontas' forever.
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Yes. That's exactly what happens. Also he gets a shiny new cat body to replace his broken human one because he's JUST SO NICE.
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This is a normal post SHRIMPNADO!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Chimpnado would be cool

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:58, Reply)
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Basically Planet of the Apes.
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This is a normal post Gimpnado

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This is a normal post That's Numberwang!

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 3 Nov 2022, 7:44, Reply)
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Definitely some sort of wang
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Sounds like what happened last time I ate seafood.
Never again.
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This is a normal post Matrix 2

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Could be worse. Could be Matrix 3.
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This is a normal post Schindlers List 2: Oskar in Florida

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This is a normal post This time he’s getting Cubans out of Cuba in little boats.

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This is a normal post ... but little "Eric", with his pencil moustache and teutonic accent, seems oddly familiar...

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This is a normal post Leprechaun in the hood

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This is a normal post Jimmy Krankie Does Dallas

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This is a normal post The original Alien prequel

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This is a normal post Hahaha what??

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I think they mean Prometheus.
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I was trying to fit Jimmy Krankie into the Alien series.
Prometheus and Covenant did so many things wrong, the Krankies might well have improved them.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant as an alternative prequel
Captain Arthur Dallas of the Nostromo roused from hypersleep to investigate an unknown lifeform on a nearby planet. The corporation (or Weyland-Poo-Fanny as the Krankies call them) have decided it must be retrieved and brought back at all costs.
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This is a normal post Not because you fancy her then.

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This is a normal post The Revenge of the Christ

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This is a normal post Resurrected, Risen and ready to kick some ass

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This is a normal post "Let he who is without sin cast the first... GRENADE"

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This is a normal post "Judas, you plan to betray me"
youtu.be/NAQy8v0d_qo
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This is a normal post Perhaps the first one

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This is a normal post Dr Sleep (or is that sheep?)
the shining sequel
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Weekend at Bernie's 9
Seriously decomposition
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This is a normal post Literally every joke joke response is a movie I would watch.
I don't care about Avatar but will probably watch those sequels too. But I'd watch the joke films first.
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This is a normal post i was going to do Titanic 2: Frozen Jack on the Hindenburg
but it turns out Titanic 2 already exists as some shit spoof
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