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This is a link post Movie quote generator
A fun little thing for changing movie quotes.
 (abignumber, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post "You had me at 'hot dickings'"
Yesssssss!
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.
I love the smell of semen in the morning.
Anyone know the missing word?
ed: I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take big juicy cocks anymore!
this is the best
 (PaulGadd -, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post napalm

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post very good, i prefer semen though

(PaulGadd -, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Too late, my semen is in your veins"
uuuuurgh.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Who doesn't

(Cap'n, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 'miss'
Miss Morning was my history teacher in Year 9. Phwooooar


(Okay, her name wasn't miss morning, but I can call her what I want! Still, phwoar!)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Houston, we have a penis."
I'm going to have much fun with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "One morning I shot an elephant in my anus. How he got in my anus, I don't know."
*titters*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Houston, we have a classcock.
ha ha ha so insightful
 (otl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "That's no moon. It's a titwank"
*click*
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "I defy you! Come and kneel before Clive!"

(Peter_G, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lions and tigers and dicking, oh my!"

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cunt on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
 (Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "We are indeed drifting into the arena of the pork sword."
:-)
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My mama always said life was like a box of cock.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel cocks?' Well, do ya, punk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Do not go into the glass cock. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
WINS!!!

It's against my programming to impersonate an arse biscuit.

This is lots of teh fun!

Last one:

Glass Cock? We ain't got no glass cock! We don't need no glass cock! I don't have to show you any stinking glass cock!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best spastic in the world..."
 (sweatytramp, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *giggles*
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old penis."

From A Cockwork Orange, Obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Frankly my dear, I don't give a monkey"
Ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
"That's no moon. It's a small Czechoslovakian dancing bear."
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the fuck.

You want the blue balls? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

When there's no more room in hell, the blue balls will walk the earth.

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Bumsex."
 (B3taByter Meh, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
"I love the smell of cunt in the morning!"
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine don't we all but
what was the quote you got ??
 (otl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'll have what cheese's having."
Ha!
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this is stupendous!
"You can't handle the bumsex!"

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bumsex."
 (UTB, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post First rule of Weiner Club is - you do not talk about Weiner Club.

(JoePesky, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "I find your lack of minge hair disturbing"
I got a fit of the giggles at that one.

*Clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a wank stain lasts forever.
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a fuckbag! What a fuckbag!

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Say hello to my little pissy!
ha
 (JoePesky, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the need, hte need for cunting!
Very entertaining :-)

Edit: You know the difference between me and you? I make bumberclats look good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was babywipes killed the beast.
king kong! hours of fun clicky
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "My Name Is Jacob Dyer And I Live In Bristol. It Is Fantastic."

All work and no buttprostitutes makes Jack a dull boy.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my buttprostitutes. Prepare to die!

To your mum, and beyond!

Your Mum? Where we're going we don't need your mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple things.
I did try rude words, but for some reason got the biggest giggles from this:

They may take away our kittens, but they'll never take our freedom!
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post this one got me
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Tallywhacker."
 (skitster, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post tallywhacker!
what a word!
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! I love this already
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bananas on fire off the shoulder of Orion"
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "i love the smell of spam hammock in the morning"

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my anus. That's the price she has to pay."
Too true!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
"Say hello to my little testicles!"

"Nobody puts testicles in a corner."

"Well, a knob's a knob, but they call it 'le knob.'"
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Marvellous
When there's no more room in hell, the obese will walk the earth.
 (manifold, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)