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This is a normal post I don't think I will ever quite recover from this news

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Your license fee pounds, hard at work, again

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is without a doubt the worst thing to happen this year.

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post turkey is shit though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
So are sprouts, but we still have to have them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'have to' - at this point the festivities fall on their arse

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNB4CsKbcK0
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I eat sprouts all year long.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If The US had significantly fallen out with Turkey I wonder if it would have been rebranded as 'Freedom chicken'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the way it's cooked that makes it shit
Even large chickens have to be done carefully to avoid them drying out.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she was Jewish?
Wiki phrases it as “Both her parents were from Jewish families.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Jewish heritage but I think she's an atheist or a humanist or something
Non-practising anyway
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "JewISH, not the whole hog"
©J. Miller
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Slightly unfortunate phrasing there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite quote from a work visitor from Israel
When I was describing which foods in our canteen would be suitable for him was: "Hey, I may be Jewish but a man's got to eat!"
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post she's jewish in name only, a titular jew

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "I am not going to do a turkey - and I always do," she said
Beep...Boop...cannot resolve paradox...shutting down
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I never have turkey at Christmas but then again it's not very traditional here in China
instead I will be doing what I did last year and going to the local wet market to buy a couple of bats and a pangolin. They are great roasted but did give me a cough for a couple of weeks afterwards
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bernard Matthews was England's Harvey Weinstein
It's only now just starting to come out
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post We also won't be having turkey
terrible, overpriced, overhyped meat.

Instead, we are having lamb, because we really like lamb.

We like to call it 'the lamb of god' and imagine we are eating Jesus. Afterwards, we pretend we have superpowers.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post transmutation of bakery goods to seafood is pretty cool, but with a bit more forethought he would have been given nailproof hands as his superpower

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be absurd.
You have to be bitten by a radioactive Jesus to get superpowers.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
bitten fisted
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *gives up wanking*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigella is 60!?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 10:32, Reply)