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This is a link post Never mind Halloween, don't you know there's an election on!
......actually never mind the election - we all know what the result is going to be
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:43, Reply)
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I always think of this when people want to let Labour back in, the party that literally left a note saying "there's no money left".

Proof decades later that regardless of party, people vote for who they voted for regardless of how shit they've been before.

The bit at the end is a perfect denouement.
 (LokiMD, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that note again...
It’s actually a tradition for outgoing chancellors to leave notes like this for their replacements.

I expect Theresa left one for Boris too, on the lines of “sorry, there’s no majority left”.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Leaving a note for successors may be traditional, the puerile and irresponsible content was not.
Liam Byrne, who left the note, was never chancellor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Irresponsible only in the sense that it gave the tories political fuel
Despite the fact that such notes are good humoured jibes between rivals and not meant to be used for political purposes
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You really don't know what you're talking about, just making up bullshit excuses for shitty behaviour.
You thought the note was from an outgoing chancellor FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So I did.
In fact he was chief secretary to the treasury. I still fail to see what was so reprehensible about it, beyond the political fallout.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post One reason for that
is that there is not a party that has any chance of being voted into power which is not shit.

It is all down to which kind of shit you can bear swallowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Do popes film scat with bears?!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They had just bailed out the entire UK retail banking sector
because the yanks had fucked the world over with their sub-prime mortgages - so there is that. That's where the money went in case anyone is interested. It wasn't an orgy of brand new libraries, minimum wage, bursaries for nurses, student fees and more bobbies on the beat. It was greedy Tory bankers who bled this country dry and they're at it again with Brexit.


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 16:40, Reply)
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That's ridiculous. Nobody thinks the crash was caused by Wolverhampton having too many libraries. What they do think is that the government of the day was recklessly handling the budget in times of plenty, which bit us in the arse when the economy tanked through external forces.

The economy was a bubble. The money wasn't siphoned off, it literally didn't exist in the first place.

The money that supported the banks protected your savings, your mortgage, your pension, and very likely your job. It has also largely been repaid.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post But, but, Alexi Sayle...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Santa is getting pretty preachy these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Get your bat clean for Halloween
Aaah
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
"land bat" {:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Floooooooooof

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Weirdly niche Japanese Halloween costumes

Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:15, Reply)
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'5th prize at company bingo' amused me.
 (loci, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I remember these from a while back.
Massive improvement on any other Halloween shit I’ve seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks so much for sharing
These are great!
 (LokiMD, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 2 Nov 2019, 6:47, Reply)
This is a link post Ghost Busters + NIN

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D Works better than expected.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:22, Reply)
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I was expecting The ghost that feeds...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Halloween Tat I made this!
I go up an attic and find a Furbie
(mrmenfolk, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post Hap'py Hal'lowe'en I made this!
from my wretched subconscious.

(Some supernatural dogs, such as the Welsh Cŵn Annwn, were regarded as benign, but encountering them was still considered a sign of imminent death. LOL)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 31 Oct 2019, 15:20, Reply)
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I've had to much coffee while watching this..
 (mrmenfolk, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pussy riot

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have given him 9 life sentences

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And some yarn.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he'd heard the saying "penis mightier than sword"
and thought maybe pussy would work in a pinch
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to the cat?
I would like a cat like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody move; Nobod gets clawed!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Calm Down Britain VHS message I made this!
In 1985, fresh from banning “video nasties”, the British Board of Film Classification experimented with soothing messages after horror films to “settle and reassure the psychologically-fragile viewer”.

Only a small number of Calm Down Britain VHS tapes made it out into the wild before it was renamed to UKalm then shut down, but I’ve managed to get hold of one and digitised it for posterity.

WARNING: features a dancing figure who's haunted many since childhood
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The link on the page is dead
and I'm not sure if it was ever alive. I don't know what is real anymore. I enjoyed the video though. Or did I?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you try rewinding?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
Clears things up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I see

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hauntolotastic

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly arousing
Well done, I thought that ship had sailed tbh
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 31 Oct 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post Those were the days my friend
When you could get all rapey without a rap song exposing you
(Tivert, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:33, Reply)
This is a link post Bonnie Prince Bob's Dis-Content NSFW I made this!
F*ck the Mainstream. Support Dis-Content
(bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post more shit
Everyone wants it
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You have convinced me of the need for Scottish independence.
As long there is rock hard border with miles and miles of barbed wire, machine gun turrets, minefields and a wall that makes the Berlin Wall look like a kid's sandcastle, I'm well up for it. How's that for a deal, you doss cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 posts in a row
This is , *ahem*, most irregular.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post make that four!

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So many to choose from
I just don't know where to start.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This month's Oh My Vlog
magazine gives a top 10.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:22 - 0:26
reminds me of Spitting Image's take on David Baddiel.

/niche reference
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Much more of this please. None of these thoughts had ever been run by me in the student union before and I wish to fullyunderstand your 'take' on today's toxic neo-liberal miasma. Capitalism and sassenach whigamullery won't destroy itself - I think you're the man for the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the pillock that moaned about the Edinburgh Festival aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post 2% of Dis-Content NSFW I made this!
2 % funded! Bonnie Prince Bob tears into politicians & visits the Grime cats at 1250 tv to chat to young rapper POCZY
(bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post So edgy, so alternative, you claim Ian Hislop is a fan on your crowdfunding page.
Pro tip: if you want to be anti-establishment, don't brag about an endorsement from a rich, old, white, Oxford graduate who's on prime time BBC1 every Friday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 7:58, Reply)
This is a link post 3% of Dis-Content NSFW I made this!
funding reaches 3% Bob tries not to cuss but his parking crimes finally catch up on him
(bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:18, Reply)
This is a link post Space Hugo 2 / donor update NSFW I made this!
poignant insights from Space Hugo, cultural abrasion from Bob & the contributor list from 16/10 to 30/10
(bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:17, Reply)
This is a link post Honest tactical voting advice for your area. NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm voting Labour because it's about time we had a government that vilifies Jews and treats them with the utter contempt they so richly deserve.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post so who is the Telegraph telling you to vote for, Prufock? Is it the Lib Dems

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How droll.

(ThisIsMyRealName, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post one step closer to SkyNet?
"StarCraft II Has a New Grandmaster, And It's Not Human"
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Can this AI be stored on a flash drive?

(97800, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is with built in delayed reaction times
Skynet would just go full speed
 (MRS2, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:20, Reply)

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