Improve QOTW!
I made it a project to vastly improve my QOTW experience. With time, effort, experience and refinement, I think I have it down to a fine art.

Find the following users:

Amorous Badger
Rory Lyon
PERSONALITY HORSE
FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!

On their profile, click "Ignore this user".

Done! Happy reading.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 6:20, 119 replies)

It does mean that in 25-answer threads, you only see about 5 of them, but really, it's for the best

(McChinaman banned, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 6:26, closed)

Dude.
Missing out on Soooooooooooo much.
I am also disappointed that I wasn't on the list quite frankly.
EDIT: Oh & you may wish to add Turtle, janet & Dr. Shambles to your list.
*ask Shambles 1st tho - he's....
kinda prone to NOT reacting well.*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 7:03, closed)

I find Janet's obsession with noncing entertaining. I suspect she's projecting.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:03, closed)

I'd att Gritty Yet Fluffy as well
the others all seem to have, if not a working sense of humour, then a close analogue - presumably whatever passes for humour on /talk - while GYF, from what I've seen, seems to think that making a big fuss about protecting non-existent children from non-existent noncing is somehow worth making a tit of themselves over
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, closed)

Keeping it real JMG.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:36, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

Hurray!!!

( Pig Bodine., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:51, closed)

when was i obsessed with noncing?
i think you're confusing me with legless. he likes noncing.
























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:47, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, closed)

i think ringofyre as you seem to be as bad as the /talkers

( Trollman, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:28, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:33, closed)

I thought the question was about "Amazing Projects",
not being passive/aggressive and cripplingly needy?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)

Well
I don't think I'm the only one who feels QOTW has suffered of late. Having gimps sneering (sorry, "joking") at whatever people say can hardly help. Before you get to the "it's a comedy website", there's laughing with people and laughing at people. Or there's just being abusive without being funny. Or just being a superior arsehole. Or just outright trolling. Which doesn't seem funny to most people, I'd think.

Much of this QOTW seems to be mutual attacks. I don't think you have to think too hard to find why.

Cripplingly needy enough for you?
(McChinaman banned, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

Just click "ignore " then, don't make more pointless drama out of it.
You cunt.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:24, closed)

^^ This ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)

^ What Fake Hero In A Half Shell said.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:02, closed)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:33, closed)

this is not the forum for speaking honestly, nor for expecting overt support from those who agree with you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:09, closed)

I just had to reply to this,
as I, too, crave the validation that only the internet can provide.

I will agree with your point about there being a lot of shit on this board, but,eh, whatever. If you're going to ignore someone, there's no need to make a song and dance about it. Oh, wait a minute, YOU ARE TOTALLY TROLLING, HERE! Well played.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:10, closed)

God forbid someone takes the piss on a humour-based forum, eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:39, closed)

You're worse than Pol Pot you are.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:44, closed)

Pol pot always makes me think of food.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:47, closed)

Pol Pot Noodles?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:59, closed)

Hot Pol Pot.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:06, closed)

Pol Pot Pie.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:07, closed)

Pol Pot Roast.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:08, closed)

Arf

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:14, closed)

Oh, it's like a Pol Pot Luck dinner round here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:08, closed)

you know what
I think I'm going to put me on ignore for this.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:11, closed)

Don't forget to start a new thread, so that everyone knows what you're up to.
Good call, mind, as you really are an unsufferable cunt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:20, closed)

Am I?
I wouldn't know, I can't see what I write anymore.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:26, closed)

Don't even talk to me.
I am sooo totally ignoring you.

See that, everyone? I'm ignoring scarpe. Could someone let him know?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:34, closed)

Scarpe
Monster Munch says you are a cunt and he could knock you out anytime.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:46, closed)

I hate it when I agree with MM.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:52, closed)

Could be worse, you could be Quentin Oftiweak.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:58, closed)

Maybe I am, MT, maybe I am...
(although I'm definitely not)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:59, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:34, closed)

I find it AMAZING how you've managed to PROJECT your shitness onto those users

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:28, closed)

I know!
When there was such a more deserving target...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:28, closed)

what scarpe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:43, closed)

So you just posted this for the attention?
Maybe its time to take the internet a little less seriously dear fellow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:25, closed)

Are you Craig Colclough?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:32, closed)

You tell us!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:46, closed)

Just saying...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:50, closed)

kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:41, closed)

Rory Lyon, Personality Horse and Amorous Badger are occassionally funny, though,
Cunts, but occassionally funny cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:44, closed)

*Wipes the brown off Vagabonds nose*

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)

*Puts golliwog toy in window facing Vagabonds house.*

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)

*totally takes offence*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

No-one should ever take the piss on a comedy website based around irreverent humour and piss-taking.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

Find the following users:

Amorous Badger
Rory Lyon
PERSONALITY HORSE
FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!

On their profile, click "Ignore this user" Piss and moan and show everyone you're pissing and moaning.

Oh yeah, definitely an improvement
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:46, closed)

when you get bullied by frisbee adam, there is no hope left for you at all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:48, closed)

Thanks ScouseAdam

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:54, closed)

I ENT SCOUSE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

That's a very nasal sounding protest there
It's nothing to worry about, just calm down calm down
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:57, closed)

FUCK YOU FRIZBY PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:02, closed)

/talk is ------@ over there ladies.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:07, closed)

FUCK YOU TURTLE PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:09, closed)

Hahaha







Turd burgling arse maggot
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)

TURTLE PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:21, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1444687
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:23, closed)

TURTLE PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:30, closed)

Behave, ScouseAdam
*scouse accents* I'll buy you a butty and we can go watch the footy later la

*generic scouse hand gestures*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:24, closed)

FIRZBY PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:29, closed)

Adam_of_Frisbee
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)

MURDERER!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

I prefer the term mortal coil shuffler.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:56, closed)

You can shuffle my mortal coil,
if you know what I mean. No homo.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:05, closed)

Second time this week I have been gayed up.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:08, closed)

Eww, sloppy seconds?
Just my luck.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:16, closed)

Or you could just stop being such a complete faggot, bit of advice like, you don't have to take it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

but if he's a faggot
he probably does.

i'm not sure you thought this through, to be honest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:57, closed)

I have basically thought everything through, I'd suggest that it's you who's being wrong in this case.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:01, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:36, closed)

Top tip this for the newsletter please Rob.
ta
( Pig Bodine., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:44, closed)

Can you ignore me too?
That'd be great ta.

I'd like to be in good company.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:01, closed)

I bet you'd try and pick up this website and say "NO! It's MY board and you're not playing with it anymore"
and walk back to your house while all the other kids on the common stick their fingers up at you and call you a spoiled wanker mummy's boy, because that's how you're behaving right now.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:09, closed)

Cheers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)

If I ever ignored someone on an internet messageboard, I doubt I'd ever be enough of a spastic to feel the need to tell everyone in a new post on what is really a completely unrelated QOTW.
But you go girl!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)

Fingers in ears, I'm not listening to you LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:14, closed)

Fucksocks!
I was about to post that.

Ignoring people makes you fag. Strictly in the Southpark sense of the word, of course. Ignoring people, and then telling everyone makes you a tornado fag.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:21, closed)

You shouldn't use that word, I'm putting you on ignore for ruining my internet.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

And for not putting a space in Southpark

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:40, closed)

Don't tell me what to ignore people for, I'm putting you on ignore.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:51, closed)

NO I'M IGNORING YOU FIRST

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:57, closed)

CAN'T SEE THIS, EVERYONE'S ON IGNORE.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:59, closed)

< comment only visible to users who haven't ignored this user >
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:01, closed)

Can't see what?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:05, closed)

I started a project to make myself look like a massive tit on QOTW
We should compare notes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:43, closed)

You terrible bastard, you've stolen that from Legless.
Hello Legless by the way, I know you'll ego-search this.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:47, closed)

Are you saying that Legless, searches b3ta for the word 'Legless'
Maybe he even does it when he's had a skinful, you know, when he's Legless?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:22, closed)

He's got to have a hobby of some sort, he probably doesn't get out the house that much, what with having no legs.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:26, closed)

Cheers
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)

Oh dude, I hope you've not run off because I asked if you were Craig Colclough.
I hope it's just because you're embarrassed at the stick you're getting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:25, closed)

BANG THE IGNORE DRUM

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

Thanks bland faceless user.
Your input is valued.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:12, closed)

你的血压会升高的。
( Zuowan, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:43, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)

Office lols JMG.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:41, closed)

I've never put anybody on ignore
But that's because I'm not a big jessy and I don't give a shit because, you know, just words on screen and all that.

Plus, if they were on my ignore list, I'd miss all those people being suckered in by their trolling.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

I posted on this thread this morning, while it was still new and fresh
I promised myself once it got to 100 replies, I'd check back in and see who got suckered in by the OP's trolling.

I've just come back from lunch, and it seems the gang's all here :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:49, closed)

You are so cool, bro.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:50, closed)

A honeytrap?
Damn and blast.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:50, closed)

Which one's Melvin Hayes?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:52, closed)

Hahaha
Well, I got it anyway
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:58, closed)

classic lols hi-5s .o/\o.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:09, closed)

Someone tell slva that he's showing his age?
I would, but he's on my attention seeking ignore list.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:14, closed)

Oh man, the Legless Gambut strikes again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, closed)

How is this different from what you do, again?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:04, closed)

Legless says "Cheers"

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:09, closed)

With this attitude,
you're part of the problem, not the solution.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:47, closed)

This is true

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:59, closed)

Totally putting you on ignore,
right now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:11, closed)