The Car Game
This is one of those games that seems a good idea when drunk but makes you feel dumb in the morning. You go round and check to see if cars are open (at night) and if they are you take something. But only small things that wont be noticed. Over the game we have found:
- An ostrich egg
- About 10 pairs of sunglasses
- Some sort of medal
- 10 lottery tickets (all losses)
- £2.60
- Carton of Russian marlboro
- A bottle of chinese vodka

One time one of the owners found my friend in his car and smashed his face up
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, 23 replies)

Having had a car broken into
I have to say you're a bunch of wankers and your friend deserved the kicking.
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:45, closed)

^
Seconded.
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:03, closed)

INDEED

( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:05, closed)

indeed
you're a thieving twat and your thieving mate got what he deserved.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:07, closed)

I can't argue.
That would tend to upset me a lot as well. Your friend is lucky to have escaped with only a smashed up face.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:19, closed)

So rather than actually finding things
You, erm, rob them?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't actually count, strictly speaking, as finding something. In the traditional sense of the word of course. But maybe that's just me.

edit: added chuckles for your friends smashed up face.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:22, closed)

Hmm
I love it when people write stories they think makes them sound cool and then everyone tells them the obvious truth that they are indeed a prick.
(Shameless, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:45, closed)

Thieving twat

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:40, closed)

It's the medal one
that galls me the most. Twunt.
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:01, closed)

Your
friend would have been praying he found all of his fingers after they got "accidentally" caught in a heavily slammed car door. Several times.
(Rsoles, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:34, closed)

You are an absolutely horrible person.
(Spundlemoon, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:21, closed)

Little cunt.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 6:21, closed)

Congratulations!
You are the very first person on B3ta to make my 'ignore' list! Your prize is being a first class twunt!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:58, closed)

^
It is bizarre how so many acts of great wankerism thinly veiled as quirkiness and jolly times are tolerated as OK on here, nice to see this one being ripped apart like the festering scrotum he is.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:22, closed)

Burglary is not a game
M'kay, kids?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:03, closed)

Hey look what I found...
A total and utter ball of cuntish fuckwittery.

Prick
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:17, closed)

Makes you feel DUMB in the morning?
How's about "makes you feel like a theiving little prick"?

Twat.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:57, closed)

I honestly hope
that the very next thing you cunts "find" in someones car is Atilla, the very territorial rottweiler.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:09, closed)

Bad idea
What WOULD be fun, however, would be to find cars that were unlocked, and LEAVE odd whimsical somethings in them. An egg, with the face of Freud drawn on it in marker pen, for instance. Or a photo of your arse, blutacked to the centre of the steering wheel.
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, closed)

I'd leave now if I was you
at the very least change your sig

Some fucker did it to me, they "only" took a tape ..a compilation done for me by an ex that had immense sentimental value

As for your list

Sunglasses? mine cost £200

Some sort of Medal? Perhaps their granddads from world war 1?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:14, closed)

at the risk of being flamed
If the cars are OPEN it may just make the owner start to lock them at night. If they were locked,or on a private drive, he would indeed be a cunt.

I speak as someone who had their car broken into last week, on their own drive, under a security light, with 2 dogs in the house, and the scum walked past one car, and through some gates to get to it. Nothing got taken, as there was nothing in the car apart from some de-icer and a duster. But I still locked it.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, closed)