In Detroit, Michigan
Sometime in the 1980s, someone painted giant green footprints from the nude brass statue of the (male) Spirit of Detroit to the nude female statue in front of the Standard OIl building down the block, then ones back again.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:14, Reply)

in the toilets in Gillespies in Blackpool
Monkey see
Monkey do
Donkey wee
Monkey poo!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:57, Reply)

Warning: Contains Football
In the women's toilets at a pub:

WE LOVE YOU
LIVERPOOL
ARSENAL
LIVERPOOL
PRESTON NORTH END
WE DO!


...Well, it game me a chuckle. Not Barry, the other one.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:57, Reply)

on a mucky van...
wish my wife was this dirty.
(meggcup, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:57, Reply)

Welcome to Ringwood
Sign on the motorway... as I'm driving past the sign that I usually don't pay attention to I notice that it has a sticker on it, the reflective kind that the highways people put up to alter the wording, changed one word, so it said "Welcome to Ringwood Inbred town of Hampshire"... high class graffiti

kinda apt if you ever stop there for a beer you will see what they were warning us about...
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:53, Reply)

On a toilet's cubicle door...
...in small letters : "If you can read this, you're peeing on your shoes"
(okay okay!, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:47, Reply)

On a Condom Machine
"My Dad says they don't work."
(Rikaitch is full of crap ideas., Fri 4 May 2007, 22:42, Reply)

On a bin at my school (which actually has a serious litter problem):
"This bin is on a diet - feed the floor"
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:29, Reply)

In my high school

Yep, I took a picture of it. Jealous?
(I bape rabies Let's go get Chick-fi-A!, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:21, Reply)

"Bob Holness..."
Bob Holness went to my gramar (sick) school and filmed a programme for local telly shortly before the original building was to be demolished. At break he sat at a table in the dining room and signed autographs. one friend of mine (Boy A) approached Bob with a black marker and his canvas satchel, which were very trendy at the time. Bob signed his name and then Boy A returned through the small crowd, placed his bag on the next table along, and, with the ink of the autograph of this television legend not yet dry, wrote underneath:
"...is a cunt.".
(1.618..., Fri 4 May 2007, 22:20, Reply)

Happiness is a warm toilet seat.
Unhappiness is a warm toilet seat in a public lavatory.
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:18, Reply)

in the women's toilets of glasgow uni library
there is the best graffiti in the world. ever. a memorable piece being "my boyfriend wants to have anal sex does that make him gay?" underneath the reply "no it just makes him a man"
(frozen_ginger_beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:14, Reply)

best graffiti ever
"now when I'm adult, I don't write on the walls"
(viki thefrog, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:13, Reply)

If your friend's car has a dirty back window
you should write into it: "HONK IF YOU BONK"
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:03, Reply)

UWE Toilets
a poem on the wall:

"Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the rhymes upon the wall"

It's not even a good Uni so i don't know how that got on the wall

And in Plymouth the sign upon welcoming reads
"Spirit of Discovery"
it has been tampered with and reads
"Spirit of Disco"
(dani_B Bollocks, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:00, Reply)

Toilet humour
One for the London Uni. alumni among us-come on, admit it!

As seen by a friend, written on one of the loo roll dispensers in Imperial College Central Library

"University of London Degrees"

Fnaar Fnaar!
(insp_yeun, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:54, Reply)

Church
When a wee-un, at my Sunday school was a sign saying "No Smomking". Its like Smoking apparently but with more "m".
(kitescreech still here, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:44, Reply)

On my high school roof
in bright orange letters: 'TANGO'D'.

Next to a 4ft CDC of course.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:34, Reply)

the tripper
where i live in manchester, there is a long road leading to my house. along this road is a series of bizarre and often stupid graffiti, written in marker. as lame as some like "fuck off" are, others are inspired...
on a tree root - "root manuva"
on a sign for flats for rent - "rapists welcome"
some are more unique though, such as "caboodle cockjam" and my personal favourite - "crimson retards".
however, the culprit did leave some clues as to their identity. they identified themselves as the anonymous "student on acid". if you're ever in south manchester, walk along oxford place and down daisybank road, then turn left at longford place to enjoy this tripping student's linguistic journey.
(ginger_gripper, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:32, Reply)

On a bus station near my home for years
Simon Wallace is a knob
and he shags sheep
with green wellies
on
Boom Boom.
(solidbronze, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:17, Reply)

alston
must be something to do with the lack of people and 'going-nowhere' vibe of small northern towns that led to the removal of an R and a V from alston's welcoming sign, resulting in the too-true

Welcome To Alston
Please D i e Slowly
(ginger_gripper, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:17, Reply)

In huge massive feck-off big white letters
spray-painted onto the end of one of the houses in the scruffiest, scummiest, stupidest, most dangerous parts of my hometown:

'BAYROOTE'
(solidbronze, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:11, Reply)

My personal favourite is a recent one i saw in the uni bar toilets...
it read as "your mum rang".
no clue why, but it made me smile...
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:09, Reply)

Henry Road in Chelmsford.
Regularly had it's street sign defaced with drawing of a frog and the 'R' changed to a 'T'.

Made me smile it did.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:08, Reply)

my mate
...told me about the priceless phrase "i shagged yer mum" written in some toilets in sheffield. not impressed? how about the inspired response:

"go home dad - you're pissed"
(ginger_gripper, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:04, Reply)

Saw a piccy on the web the other day.
It was a photo of a security camera which in it's sweep faced a patch of wall. On that patch of wall was written:

'What you looking at?'

Made me laugh.
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:56, Reply)

On the back of a white transit van.......
Underneath the 'hows my driving?' sticker... If driven badly please phone 0800-WHO-GIVES-A-SHIT!
( randomwomanwholikespink, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:48, Reply)

On a road between Milton Keynes and Bedford (I think)...
...a bus stop was graffitied to look like the front page of a tabloid newspaper, called "The News" and the one headline was "Blair Crack-Down on Graffiti". It made me laugh out loud and I thought it was pretty clever - so much so that it even turned up in the local paper, so I cut it out and stuck it by my desk at work. I wonder if it's still there? (The graffiti, not my desk).
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:40, Reply)

Jacki for PM
Years back I was driving with my Dad around Devon, and for miles we were stuck behind a white van with just these words written on the back:

Jacki for PM

What had been a few hours of lively conversation went very quiet as we both sat there trying to work out who Jacki was. That evening I had the inspiration of who it was, Jacki Dziekanowski, a current Bristol City player. Fuck knows why it took me so long to work it out.

Also, anyone else remember the "Donald where's your troosers?" "hilarious" graffiti?
(Laxly, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:35, Reply)

work experiance
i was doing work experianse in travis perkins (i had been asigned it on the last day, the lazy arse school) when i went to the toliet to find the big words

DAVE WAZ ERE

HIDDING WITH BIN LARDEN

BOTH GETTING SHAFTED BY SADDAM

WITH BUSH WATCHING EXCITEDLY

that made my boring week working there xD
(cactus fantastico is fantastic....o, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:26, Reply)