some had written "Blacks are best at incest"
to which an anonymous wit had appended "ants are best insects."

Also, there was a boarded-up old house in Beeston called "The White House". It was changed to "The Shite House" very soon.
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:41, Reply)

Paramatta rd, Sydney, Australia
For years on the side of an old factory in enormous black spray-painted letters there was:

A n g e l o f D e a t h !

This graffiti is perhaps 30m long.

But, the sprayer hadn't been very good at spelling, so it was really:

Angle of Death!

Several years later, someone added, in equally large green spray paint:

= 180 degrees.

That stayed there for at least 5 years until the building was turned into luxury warehouse apartments.
(b, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:35, Reply)

One the wall of the Regent Centre, Christchurch
Toady Blair is a snivelling tory git.
(onefishtwofish Redfishbluefish, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:32, Reply)

Best Graffiti I saw was
"For toilet tennis, look right,
If i'm yet another unfunny cunt with the same unfunny story posting the same unfunny thing again, look left"
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:17, Reply)

I think the funniest graffiti i saw in a toilet, written on the walls either side were the words 'FOR RULES ON TOILET TENNIS,SEE OTHER WALL'

Sorry for length, but I was born like it!
(spunkbubble, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:12, Reply)

And a current one in Station Road, Swindon...
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Smoking her hash and weed
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And sold her a kilo of speed
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:10, Reply)

Every "At any time" parking sign in our village
...had "SEX" added above it.
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:08, Reply)

About 50% of BR railway carriage lavs, to continue the theme
Notice: Do not flush the toilet when the train is standing at a station

"Except at Reading"
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:07, Reply)

Durex machine, Newbury railway station toilets circa 1983
"Insert baby for refund"
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:05, Reply)

showing me age?
On a toilet wall.

"Spiro Agnew is an anagram of grow a penis"

Spiro Agnew was Richard Nixon's vice president, and a presidential nominee.

I've been trying to make rude anagrams of politicians names ever since. Stab my eyes out with a blunt fork - it's funny names corner again...
(stupotty, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:44, Reply)

writing "prolly bindun" does not excuse you
"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid my penny and only farted"

"Beware of Limbo Dancers"

What?.. Somone else has already posted these?.. but I thought I was the ONLY one to have EVER seen them... *sulk*

ok ok... howabout this one..

"No matter how pretty she is.. someone somewhere is tired of her shit"

You're KIDDING??

erm.. ok ok ... ahhh yeah.. I have a witty reposte to people who write "I fucked your mum"....

... ok how about the toilet tennis one?...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 6 May 2007, 8:32, Reply)

odd
In Leicester, on a wall in Millstone Lane, just a few inches high, were the words 'ANAL SEX'. That was it - no elaboration, nothing about whether it was good or bad. Just that. Every time that I passed it I wanted to know why someone had written just those words and nothing else.
(thebadangel, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:31, Reply)

A taste of Spain
There's a restaurant in Chelmsford that specialises in Spanish food.

So great was it's food that when they redecorated, they had new signwork done, and their main sign boasted it was "A taste Of Spain".

The new sign was up for less than a week before someone nicked the S to make it "A taste of pain"
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sun 6 May 2007, 8:16, Reply)

This appears from time to time
Usually people manage to climb up the wall and cross the first 2 letters out but this pic gives the general idea.


( lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:22, Reply)

classic


(This was for the Australian Federal election a couple of years ago. I'd like to thank the producers of Alien Vs. Predator for releasing their film at such an opportune time.)
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:42, Reply)

Judging by the spelling...
I'd say there's an emo B3tard running loose in the New York City subway:



This!
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:39, Reply)

textbooks
I have in front of me Paul Wilkinson's Terrorism and the Liberal State, 2E, 1986, in which is written

IRA
ARE
JUSTIFIED

PAUL WILKINSON IS
A CLOSET ORANGEMAN
AND IMPERIALIST. SHOVE
YOUR IDEOLOGY UP YOUR
ORANGE FUCKING ARSE.

One of the few highlights of this semester (MIPT's description of some of the flakier "terrorist" groups is another).
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:27, Reply)

Christchrch Newzealand
Around easter time this year we where all out one night and we decied that it would be funny to change the church sign,

Opawa community chrurch

Easter sunday

good friday (some time) Resurrection sunday ( another time)

we changed it to

Opawa cunty Church

Eat her

good friday erection sunday

and the night befor people where attending chruch for good friday.


being 17 is fun
(MissJune75, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:26, Reply)

I had a dream...
in which I was a killer, and Angus Deayton was my getaway driver.







That is all.
(Lannes, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:01, Reply)

Graffiti
On every "Reward for lost dog" poster I write:

"Tasted like chicken" and then sign it with the name of our local chinese restaurant.

I concede that it is purile and childish but I have been doing it for 22 years and I'm not going to stop.
(Mediaslut, Sun 6 May 2007, 5:26, Reply)

Annandale Again
Years ago (late 90's),in the boys toilets at the Annandale Hotel, someone had written:

Homosexuals are a higher lifeform.

To which someone else added:

Oh yeah? Lets see them reproduce.
(Pleiades, Sun 6 May 2007, 5:04, Reply)

Annandale, Sydney
"Malcolm Fraser is the Hilton bomber"

Hilton Bombing at Wikipedia
(Pleiades, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:10, Reply)

I mean honestly
what are the chances eh?


( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:07, Reply)

Camberwell, Melbourne, Australia
Railway line retaining wall:

WORK
CONSUME
BE SILENT
AND DIE
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:02, Reply)

Textbooks
Someone else posted about textbooks so here's what I've recieved.

In a math book: A flip-book on the corners with Batman humping Robin. I added The Joker joining them.

In a history text: Every face was colored blue with a white-out hat and "Smurf" was added to the names. The best was Carl Marx Smurf.

In a science book: Mustaches on everyone/thing, even a rocket.

Various library books had commentary written in the margins such as:
"Frodo dies" near the start of The Lord Of The Rings.
"Snape kills Hermione and Ron" in book 6 of Harry Potter.
"The butler did it" in a mystery novel.
"I ran out of toilet paper, sorry about the last chapter"
"I licked every page"
Jesus H. Christ (written on inside cover of Bible, as if it was a signature
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:59, Reply)

grafitti
in the loo at work:
here I sit, broken hearted
walked all this way
and only farted

must have stared at it for 10 minutes every day thinking about its truth.
(goldenboy, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:58, Reply)

On the wall in the toilets of a snooker club in Nuneaton
Nick Berry loves men.
(bombjack, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:52, Reply)

They do what?
Way back in the Thatcher time, when the anti gay clause 28/29/whatever was about to be passed, by way of protest a bunch of us were bent on doing pink graffiti all over town. One of our initial efforts was defaced by a nasty great big message from the National Front. We'd come up with the devastating riposte "GAYS KILL NF SCUM". Only our paintjob didn't go quite as planned. We were working around dawn on Sunday mornings when town was empty but this was our last graffiti of the day and we hit the shift change for the police. Suddenly the streets were full of cop cars and we had to call the guy with the paintbrush off. So there we were, hiding behind the fence watching the filth go by, waiting for a chance to finish, and he'd only got as far as "GAYS KILL" . Gays kill, yeah right, that was the message we wanted to get across. No way we could leave it so kudos to the guy who risked arrest for the sake of the last six letters.
(nettle, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:27, Reply)

Or, you know, you could destroy the powerful people.
Fight war, not wars. Destroy power, not people.

Not creative or anything, but meaningful. On a bridge. Some idiot took a terrible photo and put text on it but you can see it here.
(visualdichotomy will be otherwise occupied until, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:05, Reply)

In the library at university
Just above the hand-dryer in the library toilets

"Hot air provided by english students"
( Fistymuffs, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:21, Reply)