Bananas
Fucking bananas, They were sent directly from Hades to inflict thier misery on mankind.......

What does nature / life tell us about things that are yellow and black ?

Warning Signs / tape = Yellow and black
spiders = Yellow and Black
Blow Fish = Yellow & Black
Bees = Yellow & Black
Wasps = Yellow & Black
Poisonous Snakes = Yellow & Black
Poisonous Lizards / newts = Yellow and black

Need I say more......Steer clear of the monkey food.
(higeldypigeldy, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 22:01, Reply)

Broad beans and beetroot.
Both totally inedible. Both look disgusting. Both taste like shit. Dont go there!!!!
(zebmeister69uk, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 21:57, Reply)

hmmmm
Pussy....i defy you women to have to eat that!
*ducks because of impending abuse*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 21:44, Reply)

hmmmn... most foods...
but specifically, most fish, all molluscs, sephalopods, crustacians, arachnids, internal organs of any animal, and any vegetable that's not chips. Pretty much.
( Lempraadon, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:56, Reply)

Milk Ice Cubes
On page 5 there is a mention on milk ice-cubes - if u haven't experienced the skankyness of them then u no nothing! They are wierd things that melt when put in a drink and coz strange floaty bits in - this is wat happened to my coke :S



well my artistic impression!
(RainbowFaerie, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:47, Reply)

Having read through
thirteen pages of "Yuk, mam, I'm not eating that!" I think it's fair to say that the most common factor is celery. I mentioned it on page one, and since then, more celery haters have proclaimed their aversion.

Can someone write to God and have celery banned?

Ta.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:45, Reply)

ocean cockroaches
Once was tricked by my family into having alaskan king crab legs while out in Seattle. Afterwards left a trail all over Mt. Rainier with the half-digested remains of these foul sea dwelling insects.
(badbreath, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:44, Reply)

When in the "healthy diet" phase of my life,
I once made a omelette with tuna. Once, and only once. I was obviously determined back then, I ate the whole bloody stinkin' mess of it.

Tuna in general is just soooooo gut-wrenching. One of the guys in my house makes it every other night. I want to slap him.
( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:35, Reply)

celery
is an evil that must be destroyed. who would want to eat anything called ants on a log anyway?!
that and liquorice. bleurgh…
(spiggums, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:33, Reply)

Seafood
Anything that has come out of water that looks that much like "dog squash" is probably not fit for human consumption...

and anywho - it all looks like it should have been dead a long long time ago.....
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:30, Reply)

Microwave burgers
Urgh... I've just remembered the time my flatmate bought one of those 99p microwave cheeseburgers from the 24-hour shop. Watching him prepare and then attempt to eat it was like watching a car crash. It comprised the burger itself, a generously-sized bun, an orange sliver of processed cheese, and a little sachet of tomato ketchup. It was also crunchy. Examination of the plastic wrapper revealed why: "While every effort has been made to remove bones from this product, some may remain." Oh, and the meat content: 45%.

He managed to eat a quarter of it. The smell hung around in the kitchen for days, like a mechanically-recovered miasma.
(cybersquatter_, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:26, Reply)

Cucumber
Its so FLIMSY *shudders*
(Nearly, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:21, Reply)

eeeeyuck!
Liver
Raw onions
Saurkraut (or however you spell it)
Pickled Beets


Any of the above makes me cringe
(whirled peas, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:13, Reply)

Mushrooms
Anything that can theoretically grow on your foot can't be good for you.
And they ming too.

So there.
(jesusbagpuss, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 19:13, Reply)

eggs u bastard your nearly as bad as cheese
i cant stand eggs in any way shape or form they just fucking make me feel rough eggs should die i really really hate them
(fwack bang on it, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:46, Reply)

Lemongrass
This is the most putrid ingredient in existence. You might as well pour half a bottle of Chanel No.5 on your food, it has the same effect.

I managed to pebbledash the wall of a Thai Restaurant because of this stuff. What the hell is the point of using Lemongrass in food when it overpowers all others tastes so completely?
(Russtavo, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:41, Reply)

aspargus beverage
Friends of mine and I were in an import store and saw the chilled can and thought just how bad can it be? Distilled grass with extra sugar. It could have only been worse if it were fiberous and stringy like over cooked asparagus. The coating it left on the tongue didn't wear away for a week.
Oh and watermelon..gag, yuck, puke..
(tabouli, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:40, Reply)

cheese u fucking bastard i hate you
cheese is the biggest cunting food around unless its processed cheese that u put in burgers if it tastes like cheese then it should die a horrible horrible death in the microwave or summit thank you for your time.
(fwack bang on it, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:34, Reply)

Celery
Useless cunt of a vegetable. The only decent thing about celery is a chelsea song a mate of mine sings:

Celery, celery, if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum wiv a lump of celery.
(Joons, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:24, Reply)

There's not much that I dislike
except for Albertson's wrap sandwiches and cole slaw... but I don't believe that's too common in Europe.
Oh, and whoever thought of eating sliced tomatoes with mozzarella slices should be shot.
(Corn Dog, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:19, Reply)

I'm not fussy generally
but WHY OH WHY OH WHY can ANYONE eat the filth that is McDonalds??? Just the smell of it makes me gag. Ugh Ugh UGHHHHH.

I don't mind celery but my boyfriend's allergic to it.
( Gataki, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:06, Reply)

Brussel Sprouts
Who on Earth would want to eat this food of the devil?? i mean vile tasting mini Cabbage (and cabbage is a bad enough food for me). eugh!!!

And my mother insists on then every Christmas, they are so bad even the damn dogs won't eat them (clever bastards)

Ban them, ban them NOW
( dazzla - Just blew up his shuttle and potentially lost all pr0n, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 18:02, Reply)

Bernard Matthews Ham
Packed in trumps
Need I say more
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:45, Reply)

'twas quite horrible.
Mother in law used to make Shepherds Pie. This was bad enough, but, for some reason she used to add curry powder. So we got curried shepherds pie. I can still taste it now, makes me want to retch.

Oh, and Liver and Kidneys in Mixed Grills. There really is no need. Vile.
(MrJelly, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:37, Reply)

Hated food, eh?
The other half is a vegetarian hippy type, which means I'm constantly being coerced into trying new weird and 'wonderful' veggie concoctions when I just want to have a nice bit of chicken. I like veggie burgers but she has an obsession with all sorts of ungodly veggie oddness - still, I'm kind and don't eat meat around her, and some vegetable foods are nice (Heinz Country Vegetable soup is absolutely lovely). Then again, vegetarians have a point when it comes to meat-eaters having tripe, trotters, rotten fish, pig's heads and god knows what else. Thankfully my mum's a vegetarian too, so when I'm at home I only cook the meat that I want to eat.

Also, mushrooms are lovely. Stop whining and go have a few with a good fry-up, you miserable bastards.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:30, Reply)

Baked Beans
I hate Baked Beans. They make me think of really pointless questions.
(microsaulxp, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:29, Reply)

Tesco Extra Value Lasagna
Don’t eat them they are Chernobyl by-products! I purchased one a few weeks back, 4 minutes in the microwave on high and I managed to turn a frozen block of what can only be described as house building material into a self aware, self functioning, self thinking mutant. I mean you could actually see this thing breathing and bubbling. Been the dumb idiot that I am I tried to eat the thing anyway which resulted in first degree burns and a taste to my mouth which was unpleasant to say the least. Any meal that is below 98p is just a danger in my eyes.
(Mr Luke, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:16, Reply)