Book Covers and Book Covers only.
Spam the Spuns
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:37, Reply)

HELL
what's your idea of hell? what does it look like?

a chance to be all artistic
or just silly, as per.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How things work
Show us technical diagrams of the innards of things.

Either hilariously misslabeled technical illustrations or full on schematics of the secret mice army that operate televisions or the complex cheese based processes of the internal combustion engine.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Draw a happy clown.
The widespread phobia of clowns has become cliched, so let's react against it. Do not attempt to make the image horrifying on purpose. Do your best to make it wholesome and heartwarming, and sympathetic towards clowns. Perhaps crying on the inside, or with some implied backstory. This will, I predict, produce really disturbing results, far more so than if you had been trying.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Pants
That is all.
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Public Transport
As we all know, other countries laugh into their Lattes at the state of our transport system. Leaves on the line, half an inch of snow bringing motorways to a standstill. But what would it be like if our public transport system was ace?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Distinctively Average
Indiana Jones and the Income Tax Forms? NASA being a company that investigate clouds? Brian Blessed speaking at 10 decibels? Show us a world that is distinctively average
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Not Littlejohn
I'm sure he'd fire up teams of lawyers, and generally just be an arse. So, how about "Life in The Daily Mail's world" ?
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Its the end of the world as we know it ..
The Aztecs were a knowledgeable bunch.
aside from ripping hearts out to ensure that the sun will rise and that a war with heatstricken and syphilitic Spaniards is unwinnable even if you have odds of 20,000 to 1 in your favor. they also knew that the world would end for sure in December 2012.

What do you think life post-apocalypse will be like?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Michael Jackson
Can't believe that I'm the first to suggest it, but lets see the shops of the late, great king of pop.

Sorry
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

What would the world be like...
...If Hitler had won the war?
(mr_lizard13, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Top Trumps
Referred to loads and much beloved, but no-one seems to have suggested it for an image challenge! Would it work? Choose the categories and then shop another b3tan. Could you beat the spunky wank power of Spanky Hanky (no)? Is HappyToast the crunchiest around?

Surely, this time I'm onto something....
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

redesign
Following this www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6DvjKkGT6s fantastic redesign of the 3 pin plug, see if you can do better.

Redesign common objects, the humble toaster, the bicyle or the bra, be sensible and win applause, funding and early retirement, or be b3ta and make us laugh and giggle.

fully realised working designs are optional
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Imagine a world...
A cartoon world, where cartoon characters are just as hot as we like to think they are. Betty Rubble, right? You know what I'm talking about. She's a minx. You've seen that look in Jane Jetson's eye, she's looking at you, isn't she? And what about the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit's sensuous drawl, she could hardly be more obvious the filthy scamp. We all know what they get up to behind closed doors...we just haven't seen the pictures yet...
(fume troll, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:24, Reply)

Modern Terry Gilliam
Open up Photoshop and show us a modern take on the Terry Gilliam images and/or animations for Monty Python's Flying Circus.

What could he have achieved if he had photoshop back then?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:35, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Top Gear Challenges they'd never do...
Now that Messrs. Clarkson, May and Hammond are back on the small screen, Open up photoshop and show us the many crazy, wacky and downright ludicrous test drives, challenges and features they'd NEVER do.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Orange text
Make an image with orange text on it - change the colour of existing text, put new text on the picture, take a photo of you holding a sign with orange writing on it - go wild!
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:29, Reply)

Cats on fire
Cats and they are on fire
( Shlvng, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:59, Reply)

Arm the salvation army...
Wouldn't the boys and girls in red and black put a bit more redemption into the teacup of modern society if they had really big fuck off guns?
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Rip-offs that do what they say
www.b3ta.com/board/9533646


( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

To The Extreme!!
Take anything at all, a celebrity, a gadget, a b3tan, and show us it's ultimate Extreme.
( ..wil, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

redesign b3ta
I'm bored of the greyness.

Jizz Jazz the site up a bit.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:02, Reply)

Design a t-shirt and put it on Cafepress or somewhere
Instead of the Image Challenge popular page, the winner will be decided by who makes the most money for their designs.
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5. profit....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

What would the world be like if we were all three feet tall?
The is a house a few door up from where I work with a tiny door in it and I often wondered why only people under 3 feet can get in it. What else has this mystery midget got in miniature I wonder
( Peej, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Fuck with their heads
Anyone's heads, like this
www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp

Doesn't have to be upside down. No rules, just celebrity heads.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Glastonbury
Photoshop your "inventive" Glastonbury security measures
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

FLUFF OVERLOAD!
There's been much too much misery of late, photoshop something so fluffy that it would make a two day old Hallmark quality kitten pale into comparison.
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:44, Reply)

B3TA Banner Ads
"Yay and Woo your our nTh Vistor you have won this meem"

We all love b3ta, so design a banner advert , that can be used to spread the love.
(xewill is an M$paint purist, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

dreams
have* a dream. Photoshop it.


*or, at least, pretend to.
( arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)