
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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What if emo's took over the world?
the barbies would come with their heads already removed...
( , Wed 22 Mar 2006, 17:43, Reply)

Occurred to me today upon choosing an appropriate card for me and me missus' 1 year anniversary. Was tempted by "with deepest sympathy"!
( , Wed 22 Mar 2006, 3:24, Reply)

There's been a glut of CDCs on the message board, and I hope we can come up with something - ANYTHING besides a magenta cock once in a great while.
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:38, Reply)

....celebraties had super human abilities to fight crime relating to what they do, what would they be?
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 17:01, Reply)

I've recently noticed the net is shit-don't know why it took me so long to come to this conclusion- if the net was in any way interesting, what would be on it?
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 15:10, Reply)

Who is he? where did he come from? who are his friends? we need to show the man behind the myth...
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 12:41, Reply)

if the military were drafted permanentely to fight fires and not iraqi's????
*can't spell permernenreuttelty - havin a bout of lysdexia*
( , Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:51, Reply)

A new page of the bible was found stating;
"all characters in this novel are fictional and are not intended to represent anyone. Any similarity between those living or dead is purely coincidental"
*(idea stolen from an episode of red dwarf)*
( , Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:36, Reply)

Football players were made to play rugby
muhahaha!!!
( , Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:33, Reply)

If everyone suffered from tourettes?
or narcolepsy?
( , Mon 20 Mar 2006, 20:32, Reply)

yes, that ^^.
(inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/5770792 )
( , Mon 20 Mar 2006, 19:07, Reply)

I meant to post this a few months ago, but signed up and saw some nonsense about "you can't post 'til tuesday" and promptly forgot about it.
Anyway, it's 20 years since everything went tits up for shuttle challenger. It's reported that the crew compartment was intact and the crew were probably alive and perhaps conscious for the 2 minutes it took to hit the water. What I want to know is what happened onboard for those 2 minutes?
( , Sun 19 Mar 2006, 19:30, Reply)

An artistic representation of the time up to and including the point at which you start repeating "my mind is going" while shivering and twitching neurotically on the floor.
( , Sun 19 Mar 2006, 19:17, Reply)

so 'Boots' would actually be Shampoo, tampons and suncream ltd. and 'Oxfam' would be second hand tat.
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:23, Reply)

Being a bit of a second-hand junkie, I've seen allsorts on sale when hunting out the latest bargain. I once went to a jumble sale at an old people's home and saw a set of gnarly old loveballs on sale which were all battered and chipped. I had to drink buckets of mindbleach that day...
Anyway, the worst thing you could buy from a car boot sale/jumble sale/charity shop. Could be a great image compo, or equally as good as a QOTW. Whatddya reckon?
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24, Reply)

I have a Coffeus Moldus under mine,
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, Reply)

We all know what the fuel gauge and tempreture gauge do. What about gauges that measure feelings/emotions, or just that time of the month??
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:15, Reply)

Cocks and Fannies are so 2005. Design completely entirely new genitals for 2006 and beyond.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:23, Reply)

a job you wished existed, tha you were an expert of
or
People that should go down in history, but are never likely to be remembered from one year to the next
Sorry, but I'm struggling for hummus
( , Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:03, Reply)

Tell us abut your town/a band some history b3tastically.
( , Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:56, Reply)

Go on. You know you want to. Guaranteed publicity. (And or fatwas and death.)
( , Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:15, Reply)

Show us what electronic/mechannical additions you would have surgically added to yourself?
From a chainsaw for an arm to a microscope for an eye!
( , Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:07, Reply)

For strange injuries!! e.g. how to remove a coathanger from your foreskin after slipping while masturbating in your grannies cupboard.
( , Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:48, Reply)

Since the show hasn't been on in a millenia, what are the lads doin for employment?
bit of a bollocks idea really... gettin too bored in work.
( , Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:11, Reply)
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