Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Election pledges!If you were running for Prime Minister what crazy promises would you make?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:00,
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Save Cadbury'sThe choco-giant is on the verge of being taken over by Kraft. Fire up photoshop & let Kraft know we want it to stay independant.
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a change in historyWhat if the Great War never happened, and Germany was still a monarchy? The Tsar was never deposed, etc. What would the world be like today?
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Beer goggles.Show us how you're superstar when you've been drinking, or how gorgeous that girl is (and thin). That kind of thing.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:53,
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Things you could balance on J-Lo's arse.The clue's in the title. I'll have to credit Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea. www.b3ta.com/board/9875123
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An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:49,
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Headlines without hyperbole1. Take a topical headline or news story.
2. Remove the spin/bullshit/hype
3. Make it accurate
4. Watch the world become nice and peaceful again
Lovely
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What if children designed signs?Around our area of the New Forest, the council have been putting up "20 is Plenty" signs in residential areas, with a picture of a snail drawn by some 7 year old somewhere. What if this trend of street and warning signs were allowed to continue - what would signage look like if doodled by a junior school kid?
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Do witty things with Star WarsWe do it every week; we might as well make it official, eh? The geekier the pun, the better.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:10,
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Usernames!Your interpretation of other b3tan's user names.
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RarelyEvil, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:50,
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Superpowers!That are completely useless, such as the ability to become 1% invisible.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:24,
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God plays cricketVarious religious factions are muscling their way into politics. What would happen if religions became involved in sports?
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:05,
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I can't think of new ideas, but my old ones are brilliant ;POrigins -
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592594
made up background stories of people and things
Impossible Weapons -
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post570925
Show us Custard Hammers and biro guns - possible but silly is fine
Redesign -
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post462481
B3ta-ize everyday objects toasters, bras, whatever
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:14,
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Mother fucking PANAGRAMS!!!!!Panagram = A sentences that uses every letter of the alphabet at least once. Such as.....
Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
Painful zombies quickly watch a jinxed graveyard
The big plump jowls of zany Dick Nixon quiver
Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz
Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz
Turgid saxophones blew over Mick's jazzy quaff
Google a bit, find one, and make it into a pic!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:27,
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Wheelie BinsAccording to the news, someone modified a wheelie bin so that passers by could have a piss in it (as if we couldn't before). What modifications would you make to a wheelie bin to make it "multifunctional"?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:34,
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Source image ChallengeProvide us with 3 or 4 source images and open up photoshop to use the images any way we like, either using just one of the images, or all of them together.
This could be a regular 'fall back' challenge to save us from 'explain stuff with maths', 'i-pad lols' etc etc.
maybe open up a b3ta flickr pool for source images where b3tans can submit their own photographs for use in such a challenge.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:21,
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2010 will be the year of the tiger. Photoshop a tiger!If you're feeling lazy just draw orange and black stripes on a kitten.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:34,
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Newspaper headlines for celebrities that haven't died yetbindun?
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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Making braindead commentsLike when seeing an advert on telly for the open university, there was a woman on with the title "doctor in law".
Without thinking I said "I don't get it. Does that mean her husband is a doctor so she's a doctor-in-law?"
My wife has never let me forget.
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Find the perfect job for a FattieWhat would be the ideal job for a fattie, and what skills could they bring to the role?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 18:21,
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On the busesAnything related to that 70's sitcom. Let your imagination run wild
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Simon Cowell's next television programme.If he is going to move into political debates, what other avenues could he, or even Peter Bazalgette move into?
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:44,
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shop the yeardunno if this is a regular compo - but end of year (and decade) is looming, why not comedy-shop an event from 2009 or noughties?
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how about "your life in the movies"if there was a movie about you, who would play you, where would it be shot and what would it be about etc
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FIEND, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 21:07,
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Teletext ?Its about to kick the bucket. Make your own teletext related images to celebrate its existance.
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Evolution2009 is (was) (depending on when you're reading this) the 200th anniversary of the birth of Darwin and the 150th of the famous Beagle voyage (which was not a famous moment in the development of smoking). In another 200 years, how will humans, groups, social classes, individuals etc have evolved in order to better perform their "special little habits"...?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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Unlikely musical tribute album coversBlack & White minstrels sing Led Zeppelin, morrisey's party album etc etc.
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