Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Rule 34www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
"Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty."
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The final destinationtake things to their natural conclusion as far as it will go.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:38,
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Photoshop retarded people to make them look normal. Eg Wayne Rooney(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:24,
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Superheroes being bastardsMy favourite bit of any Superman film is the one where he turns into a complete bastard, straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa and causing an oil slick and such
Show us a world where our favourite superheroes are up to no good!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 9 May 2010, 20:11,
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15 years ago)
FAKE SCIENCE!Thanks to this site providing a chuckle; fakescience.tumblr.com/ fun can be had in providing fake scientific facts, so open up photoshop and provide some more to educate the masses
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:53,
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Riot Dog!I don't know if you've seen this, but apparently this one dog has been appearing in all the Greek riots.
www.thisblogrules.com/2010/03/dog-that-hasnt-missed-a-single-riot-for-years.html/
I thought it could be pretty funny to have a competition seeing who could come up with the most creative way to photoshop the dog into some other world events.
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Celebrity "Accidents"Final destination style :)
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:17,
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Budget theme park ridesE.g. office chair on a slope
regards,
valoukh
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:09,
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dragonseveryone should 'shop dragons beause, well, they're fucking awesome.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:28,
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Feed the worldI was showing the missus the good work of the people on b3ta and she loved it but added 'why cant they put their creativity and skills into something like...preventing world hunger'.
So, go on.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:07,
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Depict your view of what the future will look likeI'm sure there'll be more to this than just tinfoil suits, purple hair and living on the Moon.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:49,
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Celebrity ChimeraTake the first name* of a famous person and the surname of another to create a hell-spawn bastard third.
*(yes, I know)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:47,
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Rude looking Garden items..Fruit, Veg, Plants, Statues... etc
In aid of this www.wngd.org
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 May 2010, 10:52,
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15 years ago)
The Bleedin' ObviousYou shouldn't have to say it ... but you know someone's going to say it. Unless it's common sense, in which case someone should have said something, before it was too late ...
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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:44,
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Mohammed.(Ideally, this should be the challenge that's open on the 20th.)
Actually, vote for the idea here instead: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post708124
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41,
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Super-Expensive Cheapness.Take the cheapest *blank* and give it the most luxurious make-over imaginable in order to make it utterly impractical.
Eg - Toilet rolls woven from pure cashmire, studded with diamonds and lovingly wrapped around a tube of hand-carved unicorn horn - that kinda thing. x
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Benedict-brand condomsPackaging/advertising designs for Benedict-brand condoms.
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Image challenge suggestion.In another "Real world sets itself up beautifully for B3ta's benefit" moment, i hear the 20th of may is to be "Draw Mohammad Day"
www.jihadwatch.org/2010/04/may-20-everybody-draw-muhammad-day.html
go on, i dare you. :)
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The PopeThe FCO has had to apologise for a memo about about the Pope. He's a former Nazi and then there is the issue of paedophile priests. The institution of the Catholic church is outdated, with it's views on condoms, abortion and the rights of man. There is just so much material here.
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Explain the rules of sport.So much of the world of sport is incomprehensible to many b3tans. Using the power of graphics and the mind, please present some of the more challenging rules of sports in the form of easily understandable bite-sized chunks.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:07,
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15 years ago)
Any Chance of a catchphrase challenge B3ta styleSo much nsfw potential!
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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Custom Paint Jobs...Photoshop you car, van, bus, lorry, etc with your own design.
(I don't think this has been done before)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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Challenge Suggestionproperty.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/property/article7107912.ece
Tesco to develop villages centred around their supermarkets, I mean fucking hell, its like they are doing it specifically FOR an image challenge.
so what will living in a Tesco town be like?
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Today will be sunny,...... wind - Light southerly, clear skies all day. It's like a fucking monsoon out there! How can we provide a more reliable weather forecast?
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 19:02,
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James Bond on a shoestringMGM can't afford to make the next Bond film.
Show us how they could save money.
Or just do a film poster with a cheap pun.
Thundermarble, stuff like that.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 7:38,
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Ironic celebrity deathsRussell Crowe pecked to death by crows, Tom Cruise suffocating in a locked cupboard, Sean Connery coming a cropper with a band saw, Rod Hull falling off a roof while trying to fix his TV aerial, etc etc.
Bit morbid but meh.
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Politically incorrect Board gamesI just saw that infamous Danish cartoon of the Prophet Muhammed and realised how much he looks like a bomb in Stratego. What sort of trashy, offensive game could you get out of the cupboard for the family to play when the television goes on the blink.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:56,
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