Update the Kama Sutra
Tea-bagging, airtight and spitroast - all missing from the Kama Sutra.

Time to bring it up to date with the 21st century.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Bennett.
and Matrix.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Pickles

( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Elephants!
My elephant thinks I'm wonderful.
My elephant thinks I'm cool.
My elephant hangs around with me
and follows me into school.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 3:56, Reply)

Kangaroos
and koalas.

And, at a stretch, a duck-billed platypus.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 3:23, Reply)

Hollywood Art
Given that Hollywood has seen fit to 're-imagine' Miss Marple as a super-fit 30 something who looks like jennifer garner (the whole point being that she's a doddery ols gran who no one takes any notice of), how could other great works of art be improved by having a sprinkling of hollywood angle dust cast over them?

The Venus De Milo as a superhero with bionic arms?
The Laughing cavilier as a wisecracking soldier played by Jim Carrey?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Children's television presenters secrets.
We all think it. Show it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

8 bits
remember when everything looked like a blob of squares, lets take it back to 8 bits
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Obviously cheating
Mirrors dangled from fishing rods, handwritten modifications to the rules. What fiendish, yet obvious, devices could be employed to cheat at cards, sport, etc.
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 0:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Improve Karl Lagerfeld
The most ridiculous looking pensioner on the planet needs a makeover. Open up photoshop and see what you can do.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Comic Book Rock Bands
If the heroes and villians of the comic book world collided with the music industry, what would the resulting mess look like?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Genetic mutants
Spliced genes can only lead to some very interesting shops


( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

People who look like their names...
Or people shopped to look like their names...

For example, Maxim Gorky who looks like he has Maximum Gorkage
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gadaffy Duck
Is how Libyans lampoon their glorious/murderous leader. Hitler got well sent up in his day, to great effect and people were less scared which can only be a good thing. I think we should encourage them.

Support the Libyan meme! Durga durga!
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Rude Biscuits
inspired by this:


courtesy of amoebaboy

i don't think it needs any more explanation.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Animals got talent
There was a story on the radio about some dolphin that could paint. Personally I would be more impressed by a cat that could play the keyboard.
Show us what other amazing things animals are capable of.
Like Britain's Got Talent, but not shit and with animals.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Charlie Sheen
What other life choices he could have made?
(umbongotime meh.........., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 5:46, Reply)

The Queen's proposed trip to Dublin, (Just google it, it's there trust me)
Politicians are pushing for her Majesty to be the first monarch to visit
the 26 counties since her grandfather did back in 1911. Open up your
history books, fire up your image masher & let it rip.


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Old-Timey Adverts
While browsing this site full of old ads, I happened to notice an old fake ad from Viz comic mixed in (the 'Go On, Have a Fag' one)

whatwaswrongwithus.com/page/8

It is also displaying their old 'They're Happy because They Eat lard' ad as fact too.

So how about a week of old-timey adverts for cigarettes that keep you healthy, soap that makes housewives love their husbands more and super-fast cookers using the wonders of radium.

It will be good for a laugh in itself, but the real winner will be the first ad to be picked up as genuine by an outside source.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Bring back Tomorrow's World
and show what the future has in store for mankind.

Extra points for photoshopping Judith Hann with nanotechnology enhancements.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Where's Ross
Dangerous Places Ross Kemp should visit i.e Ross Kemp in The Death Star
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Food from the future
I literally have no idea.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Image challenge: Negative product placement
What if instead of companies paying to advertise their own products, they spent that money on berating their rivals.
For example; The serial killer drinks his favourite tipple, a can of Pepsi Max to focus his mind before murdering his victims. Payed for by Coca-Cola.

Bindun?
(joebewaan Eat healthy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Lost Consonants
- Take a well-known phrase, film title, aphorism or whatever;
- Tweak the words slightly for comedy effect;
- Do up an image!

For example: Goat In The Machine
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ROFLfilmchallengeLOLS
If Pixar did Friday the 13th
If Michael Bay did Disney's Beauty and the Beast

Famous directors/studios doing films you wouldn't necessarily expect
( Joliet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

things that also look like other things


Edison Wax Cyliner, the natural vegitarian based option for someone that doesn't wwant a Kebab.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

The Internet Olympics
What events would be included in an internet olympics
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

image challenge
colonel gadafi meets charlie sheen for coffee to see who's the most bonkers.
(uknowsit, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)