The stuff nightmares are made of


Shop scary shit and make us wet ourselves in fright.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Rejected Children's Books
'shop images of lacking or otherwise unsuitable children's books that never reached the marketplace. Redesign and/or retitle actual books, or create your own.


( LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

real world anime
bring anime into the real world, picachu police dogs, manga film stars. giant robots attacking london.


( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

SFW NSFW
Images that on the face of it are seriously NSFW
but are completely innocent on a second glance
and images that appear to be SFW that are anything but.

Truely NSFW images would have to be linked of course.
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If eletric / petrol / steam / solar / etc didnt exist
if things had to be powered by small animals, nothing larger than a kittykat
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Monkey V penguins
the sequal
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Memes in advertising
But let's not limit it to b3ta memes.

inspired by this
b3ta.com/board/10415072
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Right film, wrong gender
I recently read a description of Dirty Dancing as "Star Wars for girls".
Food for thought, I reckoned.
So: a film that 'for some reason' (that's where you come in) ends up appealing to the opposite sex it may have originally been intended to appeal to.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 8 May 2011, 6:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Honest movie tag lines
eg:

Pirates 4: Even Orlando Bloom jumped ship

Fast & Furious 5: Pretty cars and butch women - that doesn't make you gay, though

Super 8: Hey, you idiots paid to see Cloverfield, let's try it again!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Paul McCartney
Extended mid-life crisis sufferer and former Wings frontman Paul McCartney is to marry again. Fire up photoshop and laugh at him.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Babies
Good for a laugh, good for cuddles, good with ketchup... babies are great!
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 6 May 2011, 4:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Could Image Challenges be voted for under an AV system please
If it'll work on b3ta to keep the masses happy, we know it has potential to work in the real world.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Photoshop something excellent and funny
and show us the results
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can we have a re-run of "Remove something from an image"?
I liked that one
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

inappropriate nudity
show situations where nudity would be beyond inappropriate
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Armadillos!
Chocolate Armadillos!
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Pound shops...of the future!
What sort of cheap crap will pound shops sell in the future? Not the hover cars and household robots we were told to expect in the year 2000 but the sort of dreck that chavs will buy for a quid in the 22nd century.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Something fluffy
Make something fluffy.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

100% proof
Photoshop the incontrovertible evidence to prove whatever it is that you are claiming to be true.

Or alternatively, on the same lines, have the challenge as 'Incriminating Evidence'.
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Science fiction tropes
What if weird and probably inappropriate sf concepts were real. Weird silvery suits? Eerily pleasant and sexually liberated totalitarian governments? That sort of thing.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

SOURCE-FEST
A re-suggestion. Provide us with 3-4 images to photoshop ANY way we wish over the course of a week. It'll cut down on reposts from the word go, and allows
a scope for entries limited only by image content and imagination, and not done to a 'theme'

Maybe set up a dedicated flickr pool for b3tans to add their own shots to, which can be considered 'free to use' in such compos. if picked.

Could also be a good stand-by challenge, or maybe a regular thing every 6-8 weeks or so with new images to use.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:55, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Childrens Books that didn't make it
Daddy Drinks because you cry
Where's Maddie?
Aunts in your Pants

etc etc.

(possibly bindun?)
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

bin laden week
how many ways to escape or disguise your self could you come up with.
what comical situations could you think of that would occur when playing playing the worlds most watched game of hide and seek?



ohh a band wagon lets all jump on a new one


again
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 3 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sidekicks
Who doesn't have a sidekick but needs one? What are the secret dreams of sidekicks tired of playing second fiddle?

Don't know if this has been suggested already, so if it has, well, it's been suggested twice.
( .Yeti., Tue 3 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It's bloody lovely outside
Why don't we stop buggering about on t'interweb and go out into the "real world".
Maybe take a photo and post it up after enjoying all that fresh air just to prove that you've left your house/office/dungeon.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 3 May 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

STAR WARS*
May 4th is a Wednesday. New image challenges are picked on a Wednesday.
It's your destiny to pick this.
Let's get every single Star Wars post you've ever made out of the way over 7 days, so you never have to shoehorn them into any future challenge with a vague connection. Now is their chance to shine.
If you're feeling brave, make a new image with a tenuous Star Wars connection.
Go on, May the Fourth be with You

*may contain traces of jest
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Great B3ta Flounces Illustrated
We've all seen them, boarders arguin, losing it, flouncing. Illustrate these great flounces/arguments.

or maybe you wondered what became of them after they left? lets see 'em!
( Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)