Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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A B3ta Sunday TabloidWith the demise of the NotW, there's a gap in the Sunday Tabloid market until the 'Sun on Sunday' arrives.
So, open up Photoshop and show us sensational Tabloid articles, feature pages, etc. which could be used in a B3ta Sunday Tabloid.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:38,
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Bizarre Sex ToysAnyone who's been on /links this lovely Friday will have seen at least one site containing freakish genitalia substitutes. Let's one-up them and make even weirder ones.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:51,
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The Olympic commission has run out of cash and the government has decided to make critical spending cuts...What would the Olympics on a shoestring look like?
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Mystic Meg's new career.Now that she's officially out of employment in the tabloid industry.
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New NOTW surveillance methodsnow that the mobile phones conspiracy has been hung out to dry how can our favourite tabloids gather the dirt on celebs in the future?
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:20,
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Badly Misheard Instructions IILets do that one again ^^
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:18,
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BEARSKoala, Panda, Polar, Grizzly... oh my.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:49,
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Classic artsRemake classic arts with a b3ta twist
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:23,
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Mix up the wordsof the title of a movie or tv program and then illustrate it. For example "The Eyes Have Hills" or "Harry Hill Burps TV"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:14,
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14 years ago)
Newspapars/journalists sinking to even lower depths......than those reported in the last few days
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Literal film titleshere's one I did:
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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How old people see technologyWhat is it that old people find so incomprehensible about electronic gadgets? Show us what modern technology looks like through their eyes.
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revolution now 👊, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:48,
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The Manliest Picture EVERThe internet is rife with unadulterated manliness, so let's give it a go!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01,
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Goats!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:28,
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b3ta drugsTo quote doug stanhope "boredom is a disease and drugs are the cure." What we need is more drugs that do more interesting things.
Gak out your mind pans and show us the experiences you could have in that barbituated utopia.
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arrangedletters, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 3:09,
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Modern day mythsWhat if figures and ideas from old legends turned up today? Imagine the coalition forces using a wooden horse to invade Iraq, Thor becoming a WWE wrestler, the people of a small Scottish Island being given their Old Gods Back... you get the idea.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:10,
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Homeless people having sex with dogsPhotoshop a tramp doing it like a champ.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 5:20,
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Monk SportsIf there were huge sports events, like Olympics or World Cups exclusively for monks, what kind of sports would they compete? Would they remain cool or would they kick each other in the guts for a ball and complain like bitches with the ref for that lost point?
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worst idea everStupid ideas, past present and future. Inventions, battleplans or just personal urges.
i.e. Roller skates for elephants, sex with a flaming condom, putting all your eggs in one basket, and this challenge.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:08,
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Ooh what a scorcher!Staying cool in Britain's mini-heatwave.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:07,
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If packaging pointed out the negative consequences of using the productlike these australian cigs:
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/27/philip-morris-australia-cigarette-packets
burgers with fat people on it
cars with dead children printed on their doors
tech with photos of slums created by globalisation
etc
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rob, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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Strange political deathsWe British lead the world in perverted politicians dying for our amusement in strange ways. Why, one of them just died in a very dignified manner taking a shit on a Glastonbury toilet. Although I believe there is nothing stranger than dying whilst dressed in womens undies with a bag full of amylnitrate soaked oranges over your head, I bet there are b3tards out there who can out do this.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:28,
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Rebellious vegetables.Vegetables rebel.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:55,
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Ridiculous local news stories/headlinesA running trend on the links board today... for example www.midweekherald.co.uk/news/child_trapped_in_swings_at_seaton_1_900679
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things that will get you arrestedin tennesee. due to this:
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/06/tenn-law-bans-posting-images-that-cause-emotional-distress.ars
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