Bye Bye Royal Mail
It's going to go down the shitter so let's take the piss.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 0:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

pirates vs ninjas

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Pegs

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Use this professional photographers pictures. Fom this /link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gVKCYkNm8Q
'A debate about whether or not to watermark your images between Miss Aniela, Thomas Hawk and a few others'
There's a fun bit in the first few minutes when one of the guys showcases another (shit) photographer who poaches his images and pastes portraits on to them without asking.
The related photographer's website for that bit is here: www.dynamicmobilephotography.com.au/

Dont need to watch the video, but his photos are utter shite, ie these: www.dynamicmobilephotography.com.au/upl/website/gallery/dynphoto920.jpg and www.dynamicmobilephotography.com.au/upl/website/gallery/dynphoto720.jpg

Maybe its a shit challenge idea, I dont know....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

luddite marmite?

( p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 18:08, Reply)

racist animals

( p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 18:08, Reply)

comedy trousers

( p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Shoes
One word challenge, interpret as you see fit
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Draw the view from your desk/room/sofa/whatever
but draw it in paint or summat, whatever.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:35, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Frankenstein's monster truck
The good doctor has a castle full of useless crap, household goods and electronic gadgets that keep breaking down. Show us ways that he joins various items together to get them living again and working on multiple jobs, with varying degrees of success.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Ulrika is in the papers and on TV complaining about the media using photoshoped images
I think it's our duty to show how Photoshop can be a force for good and evil

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4979505/ulrika-jonsson-airbrushing-before-and-after-pics.html

Photoshop Ulrika Jonsson :D
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

show us on the doll where rob touched you

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Unusual hobbies for bored pickled onions.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Slang which you have overheard or may have dreamt.
For example "Arsepauper"; n. A person who habitually economises by buying supermarket own-brand bogroll.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Where's Eddie (Snowden)
An image challenge based on Wheres Waldo or Where's Wally

Photoshop Edward Snowden into the most unlikely places whilst he is on the run
(NeoplasmSix, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

cheese and pineapple

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Pineapples

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 0:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Replace sporting goods with animals
a kitten basketball, monkey tennis rackets, racoon shuttleocks, iguana boxing gloves
go wild
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)

visual representations of film quotes
don't name the film, don't mention the quote, just represent it in pictures and see who can guess what it is!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:37, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Celebrities in jail
What with everyone famous being sent to prison, what other people can we accuse of committing a crime (allegedly)? What would the court case be like? How would they cope behind bars?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Lego Movies
With the teaser trailer for the new 'Lego Movie' out,

here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqtEPrO5Z4

Open up photoshop and show us the influence Lego could have in other movies
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Real Photo Meme Cosplay Extravaganza!
- Dress up as your favourite b3ta meme, act out their preferred stance and take a picture
- Post picture
- ...
- Profit!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ya know that top tips thing that's on here
www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/

why not illustrate some of these
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

This week I would very like
For you's to take me into the b3ta bunker!

It can be as topical or memememy as you like. Old friends or new in the background. Display, explore and abuse your proud b3ta heritage.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Cows
have we done cows yet?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Shit X-Men
I think it's unfeasable that genetic mutations only result in cool super powers like invulnerability, telekinesis, wings and the ability to breath fire.

It stands to reason that for every useful, cool mutation there are countless useless, shit ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs, or the power to identify different biscuits in the dark. Edit: Or one who can turn into a fish, but without the ability to breath underwater.

You see where I'm going with this?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Solving the energy crisis

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Longer/Shorter limbs
After thousands of years we've evolved pretty successful body parts, but what if our arms and legs were longer/shorter? Would it be a help or a hindrance?
Photoshop the advantages (Playing Darts would be much easier) and the disadvantages (you'd need a bigger bath), or just spend the week shopping people with funny proportions!
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Inappropriate Career Crossovers
Former armed forces personnel without degrees will be fast-tracked into teaching in England under a new government programme. Imagine that !! As well as this, what other career changes would cuase chaos and / or amusement? Boot up photoshop and show us.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22798200
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)