When nerds get old
Bill Gates is 50(ish). The internet generation is sliding into middle age. So apart from Zimmer mainframes, what will geeks and nerds do when they get old? Illustrate....
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 20:00, Reply)

Next generation university degrees...
Maybe in the not too distant future uni prospectuses will have ads for degrees in all sorts of useful things...
(gunken 100% better than tungsten, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 15:58, Reply)

iThings
iBomb, iHouse, iPeado, iShit.
The list is seemingly endless.
(caveywavey, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 15:06, Reply)

Modernize Classic Childrens TV
re-imagine childrens TV of yesteryear for the coke-snorting, knife-wielding, phlegm-hurling youth of today.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 14:27, Reply)

Stars in their cars

Such as:
b3ta.com/board/6112920
b3ta.com/board/6112781
b3ta.com/board/6112581
(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 0:09, Reply)

SKELETONS ON HOLIDAY.
Give me one good reason why this shouldn't be an image challenge. Can't, can you?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jul 2006, 17:57, Reply)

Ten Commandments..
..for 21st century living. Thou shalt not stand too close to people at the cash machine, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's trampoline, Honour thy mother and sapphic lover...and so on until hilarity prevails.
( Grindstaff, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 23:04, Reply)

Dave Gorman: The Movie
Everyone knows Dave Gorman as the bloke who travelled around the world once to find people with the same name as him, and then again meeting Googlewhacks. But what if Dave's career had taken a different turn? What if Dave had ended up in Hollywood, cast in a variety of films?

The brief: Take movie posters and screenies of movies and replace key characters' heads with that of Dave Gorman. Why? I don't know. But it gives us something to do.
(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 15:22, Reply)

I Love 2006
What will out-of-work presenters and comedians looking for a break pick to remember of the present day in a nostalgia show on in 10 years time? Remember, nothing meaningful in any way. This challenge would also be pretty interesting to come back and look at in 10 years time, like a time capsule, don't you think? I agree, it is a great idea.
(pipedreambomb, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 20:16, Reply)

Brian Blessed Vs Barry Scott
Who's the loudest and what damage can they do?
(YellowZed, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 19:40, Reply)

We've got 6 years to sort out the logistics.
So what Olympic event should we create for 2012 so that - just for once - the British could beat the rest of the world?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 14:42, Reply)

what the fuck is the point in anything

( connor, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 21:12, Reply)

Phrasing a turn
At some point in your life, you've probably been accused of 'turning a phrase', but what does that even mean?
How can you 'turn a phrase'?
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 5 Jul 2006, 12:50, Reply)

If dictators were gay
Originally I thought, 'If Hitler was gay', but I think that's an existing Channel 5 programme.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 23:30, Reply)

If everything people said was taken literally...
So when someone says 'cut the crap', you get a pair of scissors, relax your bowels and wait...
(thePontificator, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:38, Reply)

What B3ta would be like without Photoshop.
Basically a load of crappy drawings drawn on MS Paint.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:31, Reply)

new manager and coach
I think that there should be a national scheme for football fans to pick the new england manager and coach, i think that christian renaldo should get a oscar for acting, rooney should go into boxing or street fighting and anger management. so come on who do you think should be the new coach and england manager, David oleary he does not mess he would stand up for the squad, like he used to for leeds
(dead-man-walking, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 17:40, Reply)

What if everything did (literally) what it said on the tin?
Ice deo, ant powder, fairy liquid, super glue, cilit bang.... all dont do what they say on the tin... what if they (and every other product) did?

Probably osama bin dun

vit


Wooooo yeey! do i win something???
(vitty And now...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 21:19, Reply)

62 pen'th of fun
it is reported that her maj' costs only 62p a year to run. what would our esteemed royals look like if they Really only had an itsy bitsy budget? five quid max.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 8:04, Reply)

Who's That Girl? (nana-na nana nana...)
Famous faces who got up late and forgot to perfect their trademark look. As an obvious example:



Not so much a frightening monster as a creepy sales assistant in Moss Bros. Can you do any better? (Yes.)
( pidg, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 21:13, Reply)

It's all about the bling-bling and the biatches these days
Bring the things that shaped your childhood up to date with too much gold and an abundance of rapping, from postman phat and bizzigles to polly pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass.
(electrichamster, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 17:24, Reply)

spectacles!
shades, eyeglasses, monocles, any hardware used on or around the eyes. Can we make them more exciting, innovative, useful, or just plain GlassCock?

It's a movie cliche that the "ugly duckling" takes off his/her specs, when he/she is transformed in to the Prom King/Queen. To which I say... BALLS! Four Eyes are better than Two!
( bnt what, me worry?, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 0:19, Reply)

If Poo Was New
Become God and reinvent what poop looks like because at the moment it looks like shit.
(henryfoole, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 20:16, Reply)

Pimp That Tardis
I reckon the Tardis needs a make over...Pimp it up!

bling (pimp the doc and billie as well)
(henryfoole, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 20:14, Reply)

Do me
sitting in my pants in front of the computer.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 18:24, Reply)

World Cup McDonalds
What if...World Cup stars worked for McDonalds. Ronaldo would be Johnny-5-stars, but Beckham would be a lowly 1-star. Photoshops please!
(stuffe, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 10:05, Reply)

If the world was emo
If the world was emo, lawns would cut themselves
( ivystopia Last seen on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 13:05, Reply)

things that make you go "Eeeeew!"
subject sez it all...
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:02, Reply)

b3ta Theme Park
If b3ta was a theme park, what would the rides look like?

The beano has one, so why not the b3ta newsletter?

CDCs, kittens, the quo, goatse. All could be made into a variety of bizarre rides/stalls etc.

An instant classic

I can already see 'the black hole'. *shudder*
(Quantum Sheep was going to type something clever here...but...oh, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 19:50, Reply)