Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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How should Gary Bushell* die?Leave it open, that way some people could give him a lovely send off. Although I expect a torrent of violent and painful images will fill the screen.
*if this is too specific just swap it for "celebrities"
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 12:47,
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I would like to put some new album covers on my CD collectionWhy not make some new album covers for old albums?
This was the first idea I came up with - and it wouldn't print out and go in a cd case... but anyways...
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 21:46,
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What if B3ta actually had original content?yeah, remember when b3ta had original, funny, bizarre content...
what if it still had???
show us what it would show you...
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if evry 1 was gay?waht if .
every one was gay ?????
fuck the world will be a diffrent place!
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Pet death excusesEver had to explain the unexpected loss/death of a pet to a child? Or as a child had some lame excuse given to you?
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If Ray had his own wayshow us all the TV shows Ray Mears would make, if only the beeb would let him.
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"pimp my internet celebrity"what would goatse look like with a subwoofer?
idea originally from grandmaofshoes.
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Mr. Johnson, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 18:17,
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A world of LEGOGet your shopping skills out and show us the impact of Lego, if the world around us, or certain parts of it, were created out of the 'wonder brick'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 17:36,
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When the Elderly Turn BadWhen I grow old(er), I want to terrorise lone women on buses, by sitting next to them when there's plenty of other seats available. What would you do if you were an OAP to piss off others?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 17:30,
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If Blockbuster Films Had Limited Budgets........Lawrence of Arabia would be "Larry of Aberystwyth" and wouldn't have been anywhere near as good. What could the great epic movies of our lifetime have turned out like?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 16:53,
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Inappropriate corporate gifts / promotion idease.g. Catholic church promotional condoms, bottles of beer and key fobs for anti-drink-driving campaigns.
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in vino veritas, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 11:48,
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Horror & B movie characters with everyday jobs(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 11:34,
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Perhaps...Hollywood seems to be spewing more than crap than I do on a Saturday after drinking Guinness and laxative cocktails.
Make your own theatrical abortion, such as "Gary Glitter: A Documentary."
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product 'real' namesWhat would various products be called if they were honestly named ?
eg:
The new Volvo 'Global Destruction',
Gillette disposable world razors,
The new Porche Greed,
British Pollute Airways
Cillit BANG and the world is gone !
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hmm..The mysteries of the ancient world? Who built what and why?
Also, on that tangent.. 'join my cult'.. what would you have as your beliefs to make mindless simpletons join your cult in the ancient world?
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if b3ta didnt existwhat would life be like we would probably all be emo
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lyricsYour image interpretation of song lyrics, any lyric from any song.
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Penguins and NunsThey're black and white and red all over, but what other adventures do they have?
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spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 10:24,
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32 ways to ...IE a photoshopd book giving you 32ways to smuggle an elephant through to ireland. ??
or 32ways to break up with your gf..
the list is endless!
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Depict whatthe mythical "Ninki-Nanka" beast might look like, using pictorial formats
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/5180404.stm
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The Neville What what what, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:21,
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testicles knocked off their axisWhile recounting how he hurt his rude bits in a QOTW, rodgerroop said his "condition was diagnosed by Dr Clarke as acute orchitis - when one of your testicles is knocked off its axis."
What happens when testicles are knocked off their axis?
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The Running Man - Children's TV Special EditionImagine all characters from Children's TV are magically brought to life -- then dumped in a TV game show where it's last "man" standing.
Who would win? Would brains beat brawn?
Perhaps the Clangers would raise an army against the Flumps. Maybe Rod, Jane and Freddy would ambush Geoffrey and club him to a bloody death. Or what about Wizbit taking an RPG in the face from Wooly, the 7 foot rabbit?
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Jago Laurens, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:43,
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1976!the punk explosion (allegedly!)
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:20,
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images on the theme of"if everyone was a porn star"
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 21:06,
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Images basedaround the phrase "Your world is a milk"
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The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 20:58,
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The bright side of CancerDear johnny
Sorry to hear you've got Leukaemia, but we'll see you when you're in remission.
Lots of Love
Mickey Mouse and the Gang
EuroDisney
We all know someone whose had cancer. Fucking hell don't they mope around? Jeez it's not the end of the world (for other people anyways). Do something to cheer them up.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 20:04,
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