Robots V Dinosaurs
Who would win?
draw the battle that ensues
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 23:24, Reply)

pimp my world
you already pimped your car. now it's time to pimp your shoes, your girlfriend, your dog or even more... Pimp your world!
(viki thefrog, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, Reply)

Scots in Space
Obviously Scotty on the Enterprise was the first famous Scot in Space: but what about the others?
(Crocodile, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, Reply)

Oddly titled books...
From the BBC news story on the oddest book title awards, you can vote here.

Nominees:

+ Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
+ How Green Were the Nazis?
+ D. Di Mascio's Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry, An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
+ The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
+ Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
+ Better Never To Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence

Previous winners:

+ 1978 Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice
+ 1979 The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution
+ 1980 The Joy of Chickens
+ 1981 Last chance at Love-Terminal Romances
+ 1982 Population and Other Problems
+ 1983 The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
+ 1984 The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today
+ 1985 Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts
+ 1986 Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality
+ 1988 Versailles: The View from Sweden
+ 1989 How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
+ 1990 Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual
+ 1992 How to Avoid Huge Ships
+ 1993 American Bottom Archaeology
+ 1994 Highlights in the History of Concrete
+ 1995 Reusing Old Graves
+ 1996 Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
+ 1997 The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition
+ 1998 Development in Dairy Cow Breeding and Management: and New Opportunities to Widen the Uses of Straw
+ 1999 Weeds in a Changing World
+ 2000 High Performance Stiffened Structures
+ 2001 Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service
+ 2002 Living with Crazy Buttocks
+ 2003 The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
+ 2004 Bombproof Your Horse
+ 2005 People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)

What Would Happen If The World Were A B3tocracy?
Imagine it: Fields are ploughed by fat ugly women until they're thin and thus less ugly. Genetic research forgets about boring stuff like cancer, and works on halting the feline aging process, so kittens stay kittens forever. Magenta cock-shaped buildings rule the horizon! And ginger people are also allocated free hair dye, like cripples are allowed wheelchairs. There shall be no prejudice!
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, Reply)

B3ta old computer games
enough posts are appearing on the board. why not make it a compo?
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:37, Reply)

Terrible casting decisions
Take a classic movie, and put some other Hollywood actor in it - someone wrong, but nearly right...

Inspired by the rumour that Keanu Reeves was nearly cast as Aragorn in [i]Lord of the Rings[/i].
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:56, Reply)

Shop the Crims
Our prisons are fit to burst. The people in charge are up to their necks in cons, thugs & gangsters. What solutions can we offer to help them out in? How can we make use of this growing market?
(Mantrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:33, Reply)

Everything's happy underground
What will life be like when we eventually have to live underground?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:30, Reply)

Man VS Nature
Who would win in a fight?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:29, Reply)

How bout a Challenge Churchill challenge?
What waould you like to see the nodding dog accomplish.
( Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 20:48, Reply)

If glamour shoots were not airbrushed
We've all seen the pics of our fav pin ups in their undercrackers, airbrushed and photoshopped in Nuts magazine etc. What would the pics be like if they were a more honest portrayal of the subject?

Girls Aloud with rampant acne and moustaches, Cameron Diaz with armpit stubble and Abi Titmuss looking the worse for wear after a night on the tiles. Let your imagination run riot, the possibilities are endless!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, Reply)

Images you want more of
Most B3tards are as curious as cats. Mess with their minds , let 'em see pictures that make 'em curious.

An untatty example -
A fat, closed envelope on a table.
Who DOESN'T want to know what's in it?
That sort of thing, but, of course, not boring like a stupid envelope.

Make people quiver to see more.
(Corner-Cautious Gravy is the new Botox, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, Reply)

How about....
What the world would be like if Boris Johnson was prime minister.....
(lennyzero, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 5:42, Reply)

Celebrity Logos
Celebrities and sport stars are all about their "image rights" these days. They need easily recognisable trademarks.

Design a logo for your favorite celeb
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:22, Reply)

Situations that can only end badly
A stunt motorcycle rider on a tiny bike in front of 30 elephants.

You probably have better ideas.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:52, Reply)

Randomness
Does it need any explanation?

I guess it does.

Just a whole feast of random images, both 'borrowed' and created. Such as jesus been born with a beard and the resulting discussion about itching in women's places. THAT was random.

Randomness rules and we all know it.
(Unauthorised Titbeak Length? Oh, erm.... a Country Mile?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:08, Reply)

A Terry Gilliam inspired image challenge...
Take some inspiration from Gilliam's work on Monty Python (the animations and images) and create your own gilliam-esque pictures and animations using whatever you want.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 20:09, Reply)

What would happen if...
...all those environmentalist scientists got bored and decided to meld chav and emo together?
What curiosities would avast an emav?
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, Reply)

Insect Rule
What would the World look like if bugs had dominion?
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 21:56, Reply)

Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837
I don't think it requires much explanation - let's see prosecutions under this act.
( Jonoton, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 9:19, Reply)

How to earn the most lawsuits at once.
Rip on Zoo, Getty, Virgin, all the classics, and let's see how much shit we can get b3ta in.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 22:27, Reply)

A world without Fraser
What if Fraser didn't choose the image challenges? What would happen?















They'd be a lot better.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 22:20, Reply)

The Tomb of Jesus
James Cameron has apparently found the Tomb of Jesus, but it doesn't look like the kind of place where the son of god would chillax for 2000 years. So what DOES the tomb of Jesus look like? And does it have a mini bar?
( spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 20:19, Reply)

Cocks
This challenge was cock
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:09, Reply)

NO MORE ASYLUMS
open the doors, let em all out, shop and post!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:34, Reply)

What if everything was made of cheese
except cheese itself?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:32, Reply)

The worst image challenge ever
What would the worst possible b3ta image challenge be like?

Make an image depicting the worst b3ta challenge imaginable. Also, make an image complaining that it is the worst challenge ever. Previous challenges don't count.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:20, Reply)