Image Challenge suggestions
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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"Help me,
I been taken hostage and inprisoned by disgruntled office workers. Please devise a suitable strategy for my rescue."
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:03, Reply)
I been taken hostage and inprisoned by disgruntled office workers. Please devise a suitable strategy for my rescue."
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:03, Reply)
Usless Inventions
Solar powered torches, Inflatable Dart Boards? We can do better!!!
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:06, Reply)
Solar powered torches, Inflatable Dart Boards? We can do better!!!
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:06, Reply)
Magazines
Have you renewed your subscription to Fecal Matter Weekly? Have you seen the new issue of The Clitoris Gazette? What do you think of Face Rape Monthly?
Fire up your photoshop and come up with shitty magazines.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 17:08, Reply)
Have you renewed your subscription to Fecal Matter Weekly? Have you seen the new issue of The Clitoris Gazette? What do you think of Face Rape Monthly?
Fire up your photoshop and come up with shitty magazines.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 17:08, Reply)
Daily Mail Happy Families Parodies.
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=468633&in_page_id=1879
See replies in www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Families_gets_a_Daily_Mail_makeover
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:45, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=468633&in_page_id=1879
See replies in www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Families_gets_a_Daily_Mail_makeover
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:45, Reply)
Paint a self portrait
Use microsoft paint and just your mouse, no cheating with a tablet, to do a self portrait. Classy, cool or crappy accepted.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 7:08, Reply)
Use microsoft paint and just your mouse, no cheating with a tablet, to do a self portrait. Classy, cool or crappy accepted.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 7:08, Reply)
the illustrated bible online comic
... take scenes from the bible, put them into 3 pane comeic style.
( , Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:15, Reply)
... take scenes from the bible, put them into 3 pane comeic style.
( , Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:15, Reply)
Those Adverts you hate
Take the Frosties kid. Take Barry Scott. Take the fairy off the Fairy Liquid bottle. Take the bloke with the guitar who hates people called "Nigel". Do bad things. Post.
( , Tue 17 Jul 2007, 11:38, Reply)
Take the Frosties kid. Take Barry Scott. Take the fairy off the Fairy Liquid bottle. Take the bloke with the guitar who hates people called "Nigel". Do bad things. Post.
( , Tue 17 Jul 2007, 11:38, Reply)
Stop motion goodness!
Make a clip using stop motion skillzorz. Easy!
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 22:14, Reply)
Make a clip using stop motion skillzorz. Easy!
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 22:14, Reply)
DIY Ninja Training
It's a well known fact that ninjas can use absolutely anything as a weapon. Please pick an absolutely anything and show us the ingenious way it might be used as a weapon, who it might be used on and the comedic effects of its use.
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, Reply)
It's a well known fact that ninjas can use absolutely anything as a weapon. Please pick an absolutely anything and show us the ingenious way it might be used as a weapon, who it might be used on and the comedic effects of its use.
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, Reply)
What's in your Tardis???
What's in your Tardis???
Given time lord science and all that what's in your Tardis???
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 5:56, Reply)
What's in your Tardis???
Given time lord science and all that what's in your Tardis???
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 5:56, Reply)
What if pessimism was banned.
Whats the point. It'll never happen.
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 1:19, Reply)
Whats the point. It'll never happen.
( , Mon 16 Jul 2007, 1:19, Reply)
If Boris Johnson was London Mayor....
What would London be like?
Looks like our favourite politician is going to run for office, so I'm wondering what London will look like in the future. Ideas people, ideas!
( , Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:57, Reply)
What would London be like?
Looks like our favourite politician is going to run for office, so I'm wondering what London will look like in the future. Ideas people, ideas!
( , Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:57, Reply)
Yaaarrr
Coming home on a 5-hour coach journey recently, Mr Farmer and I got exceedingly bored and started looking at names of stuff and making it piratey:
(Click for bigger)
What other shop/place/brand names can you piratify?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 21:23, Reply)
Coming home on a 5-hour coach journey recently, Mr Farmer and I got exceedingly bored and started looking at names of stuff and making it piratey:
(Click for bigger)
What other shop/place/brand names can you piratify?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 21:23, Reply)
if dogs could talk
i wonder what dogs would say if they could talk, they would reveal all about your sex/private life, rows, what you got up to behind your missus' back.... imagine the possibilities
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:12, Reply)
i wonder what dogs would say if they could talk, they would reveal all about your sex/private life, rows, what you got up to behind your missus' back.... imagine the possibilities
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:12, Reply)
Doctor Who
either the Doctors next regeneration or his next assistant. What should the BBC do next?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 12:30, Reply)
either the Doctors next regeneration or his next assistant. What should the BBC do next?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 12:30, Reply)
Doctor Who
Who should replace Martha Jones?? (those in the know know it is Catherine Tate but....)
The doctors new assistant, who is she and what shoudl she look like?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 12:25, Reply)
Who should replace Martha Jones?? (those in the know know it is Catherine Tate but....)
The doctors new assistant, who is she and what shoudl she look like?
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 12:25, Reply)
The Periodic Table Of Elements - What They Won't Teach You at School
Sulphur
the yellow eggy fart one
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 9:37, Reply)
Sulphur
the yellow eggy fart one
( , Sat 14 Jul 2007, 9:37, Reply)
school safety posters
come up with your own promotional poster to put in schools, teaching some obscure and pointless lesson. everyone knows the green cross code, we need to teach kids to say no to well drawn cocks!
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:11, Reply)
come up with your own promotional poster to put in schools, teaching some obscure and pointless lesson. everyone knows the green cross code, we need to teach kids to say no to well drawn cocks!
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:11, Reply)
Game warning labels
Warning: This game contains scenes of mild peril
What should the public really be warned about when buying their games and movies?
This may have been more topical when it was suggested that the ratings labels would quadruple in size (making them far easier to shoop) but I still think there's comedy to be had.
Example:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Vatika/gtacomm.jpg
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:07, Reply)
Warning: This game contains scenes of mild peril
What should the public really be warned about when buying their games and movies?
This may have been more topical when it was suggested that the ratings labels would quadruple in size (making them far easier to shoop) but I still think there's comedy to be had.
Example:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Vatika/gtacomm.jpg
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:07, Reply)
"Celebrity 120 Days of Sodom"
Choose a story from the 120 Days of Sodom and 'shop it using your favourite celebrity
( , Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, Reply)
Choose a story from the 120 Days of Sodom and 'shop it using your favourite celebrity
( , Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:42, Reply)
Giant badgers?
www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22056684-5001028,00.html
( , Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, Reply)
www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22056684-5001028,00.html
( , Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, Reply)
Alternative Page 3s –
I like a pair of pert breasts beckoning to me from the morning newspaper as much as the next normal man. But some people have more exotic tastes. What SFW Page 3 images would put some lead in your morning pencil.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:57, Reply)
I like a pair of pert breasts beckoning to me from the morning newspaper as much as the next normal man. But some people have more exotic tastes. What SFW Page 3 images would put some lead in your morning pencil.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:57, Reply)
qotw
mint idea, sod all this 'show racism the red card' stuff, what would happen if you gave racism the green light?? hilarity ensues im sure
( , Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:57, Reply)
mint idea, sod all this 'show racism the red card' stuff, what would happen if you gave racism the green light?? hilarity ensues im sure
( , Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:57, Reply)
Impressions of Japan
What do b3tards *really* think of Japan? My students here often ask me how they are perceived internationally. Please enlighten them,
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:23, Reply)
What do b3tards *really* think of Japan? My students here often ask me how they are perceived internationally. Please enlighten them,
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:23, Reply)
Censors gone mad!
Photoshop a computer game or film guaranteed to get banned. Show us the scenes which would have to be removed to get a certificate. Show us the scenes which were in well-known games or films before the censors got their scissors out etc.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:51, Reply)
Photoshop a computer game or film guaranteed to get banned. Show us the scenes which would have to be removed to get a certificate. Show us the scenes which were in well-known games or films before the censors got their scissors out etc.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:51, Reply)
Oooh! That's creepy!
Use photoshop to show us something really creepy, eerie, sinister or downright scary.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, Reply)
Use photoshop to show us something really creepy, eerie, sinister or downright scary.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, Reply)
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